Mayhem City

[Caldwin]

Do I look like a guy with a plan?

We could always fly around the city, use the buildings as an obstacle course.

Uhh....

Last one to city hall buys first round?

Uhh...

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Scarlet Jr: HEY! Got back here!

’Jr took off after Hazy at top speed. Scarlet meanwhile, looked over to Caldwin, shrugged. Then smirked’

Scarlet: Hmm… Yeah, that could work.

’Leaping upwards, Scarlet spun his lasso and wrapped up Static. Then shot off, pulling the earth pony into the sky’

Scarlet: TALLY HO!

 

[Caldwin]

*watches pegasi take off*

Well, being an earth pony, I guess I'm staying he...yipp!

*gets lassoed and taken up into the air*

*is non-plussed as he hangs from a rope while the others race*

You know, she's my granddaughter, I love her...but she's gonna be the death of me.

 

[Caldwin]

*flies around the obstacle course weaving in and out and doing loop de loops*

Oh my life, is changing every day...

*turns around and flies backwards*

in every possible way. And oh my dreams...

*streamlines here body and does a dive, pulling out of it and flies parallel inches above the ground*

Are never quite as it seems, never quite as it seems.

 

[Caldwin]

Now GSO, it's kinda like we're the only two that post here, so I'm really gonna need you to do your part.

Does this mean I won the race?

You assume too much.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

‘Both Scarlets fly past at top speed and in perfect sync. Scarlet Snr drops of Static as he passes. Then the two pegasi land and bow’

Sorry, had a bit of writers block. Plus I got sidetracked. Not sure who won though. Maybe flip a coin. Or roll a digital dice for it?

 

[Caldwin]

Spoiler: Google dice roller

Scarlet Sr. And Static
1

Scarlet Jr
6

Hazey
3

No fair! I posted first.

Such is the Signal luck when racing pegasi it would seem.

But...but I am a pegasus!

Only half.

 

[Caldwin]

I'm bringing this thread back for when someone wants to RP something a bit less murdery.

Oh thank Luna!

Luna? That's so 4th gen!

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Just because it’s ’less’ murder, doesn’t mean that that’s won’t get weird.

Oh and Jr won that last race.

 

[Caldwin]

No need to rub it in.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Scarlet Jr: hehehehe.

 

[Caldwin]

I'm beginning to suspect some of that chrome is performance enhancing.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Scarlet Jr: Oh come on, I only have chrome eyes and on the wing. I mean, yeah it helps the slipstream but…

Its not performance enhancing.

Technically.

 

[Caldwin]

*suspicious sideways glance*
"Technically?"

Smooth, Junior!

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Jr: All it does is replace the leading edge with chrome instead of feathers. It does exactly the same.

’whispering to Scarlet’

Thanks so much for the hereditary inability to lie Grandad!

 

[Caldwin]

Is that all it does? *places wing under Jr's chin with look of disappointment* You're a terrible liar. I'm not mad, just disappointed. To think, winning a race means so much to you that you would risk tossing away my trust and respect. You're not who I thought you were...Scarlet.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

‘Jr sighs and looks innocent (not hard)’

Harsh Crackles. I never said the chrome made me any faster. You don’t need to get so ‘disappointed’.

 

[Caldwin]

Grr! My name is not...

Oh please! You kinda deserved it this time. You were laying it on rather thick, Crackles.

Oh now don't you start, Gramps!

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Scarlet: If the cap fits.

Jr: I could call you signal interference?

 

[Caldwin]

*puts her headphones on,crosses her hooves and flops down on a bench in a huffy fit*

*sticks her tongue out after a slight pause*