Wordswell could sense, in a inexplicably narrative sense that the unseen force that conducted his life and actions had been extraordinarily busy the last two weeks and did not have the free time to spare.
"That... Was extremely unsettling." He said, unsure of how to interpret the existential experience of narrative awareness.
i will! i sacrifice these two pieces of rye bread to summon french bread of the egyptian gods, then use the polymerization in my hand to fuse harpy's egg and oil of slifer the executive producer to create mayo of methuselah! your move.
AAAAGGGHHHHH!!!! *HP goes to 1*
I-it's not over yet! I summon sour dough from my graveyard! With his special ability Necrobread, I pendulum summon TMM, the giant sandwich maker!
*TMM appears and starts making a sandwich* It may take him a few turns, bit once he makes his Hoagie of Doom and eats it, you're through, Sharky!
DRAW MONSTRO CARDO! i cast SIngles of the damned to summon two chease slice tokens to my field, i then sacrifice those tokens to play OOO Shiney. your TMM is now distracted by new transformers news for 5 turns. i then pay half my life to points ot summon Karen Bane of Managers, she attacks with Im a secret shooper, reducing your cards in hand to zero!