Conspiracy lunatic thread - people who believe in absurd nonsense are dangerous

[Covert Agent Rodimal]

So how long before they elect someone to Congress that doesn't even exist?

 

[wonko the sane?]

George santos. They've already DONE THAT.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

No, he exists. Just because nothing he says is real doesn't mean he isn't.

 

[wonko the sane?]

The dude has used half a dozen names, we have literally no proof that it's his. And even if it actually IS his given name: everything he has ever said about himself is a lie. The meat might be shambling around and making press statements: but the person does not exist.

 

[Pocket]

I'm honestly amazed that nobody has stepped forward claiming to be Q as a scheme to get elected to some government position and/or free money.

 

[Ungnome]

Too dangerous, I think. The minute someone claims to be Q, someone else will use the Q name to claim the other one is lying and with how unhinged Q fanatics can get....

 

[wonko the sane?]

And it starts a civil war of heavily armed literal lunatics as they fight over which lying piece of human excrement is their digital messiah.

Sounds like win/win to me, let's get the ball rolling!

 

[DefaultOption]

I'm fairly sure they guys who're actually (most likely) behind Q (Jim and Ron Watkins) are too afraid of legal trouble to publicly admit to it.

 

[Nevermore]

In Germany, there is a fictional member of parliament, but it is clearly intended as a joke and everyone is aware of that.

Jakob Maria Mierscheid, MdB | SPD-Bundestagsfraktion

Jakob Maria Mierscheid war Abgeordneter der SPD im Deutschen Bundestag. Landesliste .

www.spdfraktion.de

Jakob Maria Mierscheid - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

(That "person" was also never up for vote.)

 

[Pale Rider]

'Sound of Freedom' Fans and AMC Investors Wage War of Conspiracy Theories

'Sound of Freedom' conspiracy theories about AMC Theatres lead to similar paranoia from meme stock investors with stock in the company.

www.rollingstone.com

 

[Stepwise]

'Sound of Freedom' Fans and AMC Investors Wage War of Conspiracy Theories

'Sound of Freedom' conspiracy theories about AMC Theatres lead to similar paranoia from meme stock investors with stock in the company.

www.rollingstone.com

When Conspiracies Collide . . . holy hannah, that was a crazy read.

 

[Spin-Out]

I really wish that these QAnon wackos would realize that the actual evil pedophile cabal is actually the the GQP and the megachurch pastors and billionaire donors funding them. Like, the list of GQP fascists who have been accused of/arrested for sexual assault is STILL GROWING.

 

[NovaSaber]

RFK Jr.'s always been an antivax crackpot, but now he's getting more conspiracy-ish and racist:

 

[Ironbite4]

And he thinks he's gonna be able to unseat Biden.

 

[KidTDragon]

No he doesn't. He's just there to throw a wrench in the Democrats' works.

 

[Pocket]

And what do Jews and the Chinese have in common? That's right, eating Chinese food. Clearly, a diet rich in MSG grants immunity to COVID, and all the fearmongering about it has secretly been a plot to keep the other races vulnerable. In this essay, I will

 

[Wheelimus]

Sniped mid paragraph. Sadness.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

The deep state got him. Maybe they really did hire Candle jack after a

 

[NovaSaber]

...

Sweet Daddy Walsh and the Sweet Baby Gang: Matt Walsh's dirty deal with diapers

www.mediamatters.org

Beyond his use of a diaper-clad image for merchandise, Walsh also has an odd history of content involving diapers. One video posted on the YouTube page of The Matt and Crank Program, which he co-hosted from early 2010 through August 2011, shows the then-radio DJ judging a diaper wrestling competition between two adult men, whose names are listed as “Intern A” and “Tater.” (A large tattoo of a swastika is visible on “Tater’s” back at multiple points in the video, in line with Walsh’s public identification as a “theocratic fascist” and jokes about Nazi book burnings from early in his career.)

 

[Spin-Out]

breaking news: the literal pedophile who says adult men should legally be allowed to **** teenage girls also probably wants to **** babies.

in other news, water is wet