CoffeeHorse Goes on an Adventure

[CoffeeHorse]

My dad has this whole week off from anything medical. I thought that meant I'd have an actual week to myself, but he decided he wants to visit family before things start up again, and nobody thinks it's a good idea for him to travel alone so guess who's chaperoning?

We're leaving now and won't get back until Sunday night. I'll be blogging the experience here to keep me happy. Yay for smartphones. I barely touch mine normally but now I have a reason.

*squeaky voice* "Why is this in Allsparkle?"​

I dunno. Pipp would approve.

And if the hotels suck I get to make jokes only Allsparklers will understand...

 

[CoffeeHorse]

This is like the Fargo car ride. "Total silence."

I'm the quiet one.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Rest stop #1

I found the best vending machine!

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I see cows. Moo.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Stopped for gas and coffee. Look at this big lizard.

As I'm posting this somebody just lost a tire. Kaboom.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

We're lost. =D

 

[CoffeeHorse]

First hotel was the wrong place. Second hotel... we're not sure. The server failed and nobody knows what's going on anymore.

 

[Caldwin]

That is the best vending machine ever!

 

[CoffeeHorse]

My suitcase is a piece of junk. One wheel is about to fall off. The other one just had a tire disintegrate.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

My room has coffee!

 

[Shadewing]

My suitcase is a piece of junk. One wheel is about to fall off. The other one just had a tire disintegrate.

So even your not tech stuff follows your rules?

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Yup. It's not me not being good with technology. Everything malfunctions around me.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

The hotel had a nice looking restaurant and still advertises it but it closed for some reason.

 

[Shadewing]

BTW you know you're gonna have to Draw Night Cap channeling his inner Pipp Petals when this all done, yes?

 

[CoffeeHorse]

My scanner died but yes. That has to happen now. He'll do all the right poses but for some reason the energy just won't be the same.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Internet's back! It's kinda spotty.

I found food last night. It was fine.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Didn't sleep. Hooray for coffee.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I found the breakfast buffet. Paid extra for this.

At least I can finally get some water. The vending machine is broken so I couldn't get it before.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I found another coffee machine! I hope this is stronger than the stuff in my room.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I'm not saying this hotel is perfect.