BALLS

Caldwin

Woobie Destroyer of Worlds
Citizen
You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy, do ya?

Buddy, I think you're balls.
 

Caldwin

Woobie Destroyer of Worlds
Citizen
Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my balls, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
 

Shattered Trousers

That thing Ratchet needed.
Citizen
“It's nothing personal. It's just that, when people touch my balls, something happens."
"What?"
"I don't know, they just get hurt.”

~L~
 

Shattered Trousers

That thing Ratchet needed.
Citizen
"It's taken us over two weeks to learn his patterns. He comes here every two days to feed. Seems he has a taste for balls."

~L~
 


Top Bottom