Check your Walmarts: Post-Christmas clearances are going on and I snagged Need For Speed Hot Pursuit Remastered for Switch for only $5 (YMMV)

*walks out on stage* Umm, I don't know how to tell everyone this, but Conway Twitty's been dead for nearly 30 years, now. So...*dances awkwardly as distraction*

uh oh we need a distraction, ladies and gentlemen Conway Twitty.

*screaming internally*

Everything is f i n e

Everything's okay until it isn't. That's life.

Oh my god... I forgot entirely about yellowstone.

Until the third civil war. Or yellowstone, whatever's good.

That's not true. An adult man is in control of the White House now.

Everything's out of control.

*cough* w h a t?

Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance they ain't no friends of mine

You could leave your friends behind.

You could if you really wanted to.

Nadie puede decir algo diferente >

......... all wounds heal through God. *walks off*

Let me know when the WEAPONs wake up.

Or is the wound the Earth healing.

Healing is just destroying the wound

But eventually destroys everything.

Heals many wounds

Time.

I dunno, maybe. I'm not clairvoyant either...

Covid?

At this point, if I'm going to die then it won't be the wait what killed me. It didn't help any, mind you, but it's not what got me.

Technically we are all literally dying to play with our next figure.

I am figuratively dying to play with that cheetor.

Still waiting for my box from BBTS to arrive.

Kingdoms is fantabulous and it's only the first wave.

My Super Collection Megatron always had two left legs and I just discovered my Thrilling 30 Crosscut has two right hips.

Fortunately, it's only Netflix Hound, so not really much of a loss here.

So it's been a while since I've had a misassembled Transformers toy.

More Micromasters would be welcome.

Instructions unclear, have more sports cars.

Or they could make the other Micromasters of the teams they half assed.

There should be a box set of eight Stakeouts.

There should be a box-set of Thrust, Dirge and Ramjet. But I'm not expecting it.

I hope there are re-releases this year!

I hope there's rereleases of Earthrise Ramjet, Dirge and Ratchet next year.

Oh no, he was loved. I'd argue he could have had a better life physically, but he was loved. Deeply.

as long s/he gave love and was loved, it was a good life

Poor puppy. Poor kid.

My condolences

So: My sisters dog just had a heart attack and died... while her 12 year old son was walking him. Welcome to 2021 everybody!

Except they're Deceptican'ts usually.

Depending on which dub: Either Decepticons or Decepticans.

Deception is the French word for disappointment. What does that make the Decepticons in France?

We're just tiny little specks, about the size of Mickey Rooney.

It's a great big universe, and we're all really puny.

That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, a sun that is the source of all our power