Transformers Movie Transforming Toothbrush

*TRANSFORM, AND ROLL OUT! TRANSFORM, AND ROLL OUT, TRANSFO-*

You smack the top of your astf Optimus Prime alarm clock and rub your eyes. Time to get up! You let go of Slumblebee, lift your head off your Megatron pillow and look out the window. Ooof… sun's too bright through your Transformers drapes… it's reflecting off the shiny Fly Paper Bumblebee on your wall and shining right into your eyes. Better grab those Transformers sunglasses from your bedside table. Make sure you don't knock over your Barricade watch… you'll need that later! You put on the sunglasses, and ponder whether you should skip work to go see the movie for the 14th time. No, maybe tomorrow. You peel back your Optimus Prime sheets and swing your Autobot & Decepticon pajama-clad legs to the floor, slipping Bumblebee sandals over your Decepticon socks. You shuffle out of your bedroom, checking your Transformers calendar to make sure you really, truly have to work today. Yep, better keep going. You trudge into the bathroom, set your sunglasses back on your head, and turn on the water, inflating your Optimus Prime Magic Washcloth so you can wash your face. Hmm… you shouldn't have eaten all those Transformers Lunchables and Bumblebee gummy candies after a late-night session of Transformers: The Game. Your mouth tastes funny.

Oh no.

Your mouth tastes funny.

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITHOUT HELP FROM TRANSFORMERS?

Don't worry, Hasbro's got you covered.  

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