Seriously, guys, enough is enough…

No, seriously.  You know a movie is going to be big when you see the massive array of seemingly random sundries that line the store shelves following its release, and astf looks to be no exception.  An ebay auction has cropped up for something called "Magic Washcloths", which apparently transform from small squares to…larger squares… when dropped into water.  We are not making this up.  There's an auction for Optimus Prime and one for Bumblebee.

 Someone in marketing's gotten into the spiked Energon again.