Grain Of Salt Theater (It’s April 1 Somewhere): New Titaniums?

In what is most likely an April Fool's Joke put on just after it hit midnight on the International Dateline, sdtessman of the TFW2005 boards has put up a list of what he claims are internal Wal-Mart computer designations for upcoming 6" Titanium figures, including Shockwave, Arcee, and Cosmos.  Don't go getting your hopes up, kids, because this is more than likely a joke.  But there's always hope…