The Quotable Allspark: 2006 Edition

It's with a heavy heart that we bid an extended farewell to GR Crosscut, the previous custodian of the Allspark's grand and memorable quotes database, as he travels from Canada to Georgia on a two-year church mission, but do not despair!  Happily retired (and potentially senile) Allspark staffer Skysaurus has picked up the slack, and has posted this year's most memorable quotes in this thread.  If you've got quotes to add to the panoply of ludicrousness, feel free! It's all in good fun.

Good luck, Dan!