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@  Puny Flesh C... : (05 May 2016 - 02:18 PM)

I actually thought about changing my username to'Captain Friendzone' - cos it's ironic yeah? ;)

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 01:47 PM)

@Paladin: Yep, that's what a friendzone is.

@  Locoman : (05 May 2016 - 01:00 PM)

I knew someone who got put in the calzone by a girl. Tomato sauce burns are no laughing matter.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:57 PM)

If you leave your mass graves open for random people to lie naked in, you're doing it wrong.

@  Paladin : (05 May 2016 - 12:53 PM)

isn't "friendzone" a made-up thing creepers use to comfort themselves when they get shot down by women who wouldn't willingly lie naked with them in a mass grave?

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:49 PM)

"You need to give up climbing that tree. That tree is so far gone, that it is cut down, made into 2X4s and it now a coat closet in Dallas."

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:48 PM)

I was discussing with my co-worker about him getting out of the friend zone with this girl:

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 12:17 PM)

I smell BACON! BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON IT'S BACONNNNN!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:12 PM)

I'm not. I wallow in your misery.

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 11:58 AM)

Yeah, so ham I.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

Let me just say ahead of time that I'm suey for the pun

@  Steevy Maximus : (05 May 2016 - 10:44 AM)

I'm sure some are squealing with delight

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 10:40 AM)

Great, a bacon pun. Now people making pig puns will hog the chatbox.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 02:20 AM)

I herd puns in here, what's the situbacon?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (05 May 2016 - 01:30 AM)

You've caused a stampede.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:22 PM)

Truly moooving things, Foffy.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 11:16 PM)

What have I done?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 11:08 PM)

Don't have a cow, man.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:07 PM)

Dude, calm down! What's your beef man?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 May 2016 - 10:59 PM)

Are you so sure about that? I don't think you've considered what's at steak here.

@  MidnightFox : (04 May 2016 - 10:56 PM)

No need to buffalo anyone.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:54 PM)

Is that all it takes for you to cowtow? Aren't you going to try and milk it a bit more?

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:36 PM)

On second thought, I'm just going to hoof it out of here.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:32 PM)

What sort of udderance is that?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 10:31 PM)

MOO

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:26 PM)

Can I shepherd us to a different topic?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:19 PM)

Ewe got that right.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Not to ram the joke into the ground or anything, right?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Bad jokes abound, wollen you know it.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 09:55 PM)

Face it, Smokey, there's mutton you can do about it.

@  Smokey : (04 May 2016 - 08:51 PM)

Stop with the baaaad puns.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:32 PM)

Positively woolish.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 08:20 PM)

Well now, don't you feel sheepish?

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:05 PM)

That was meant to be a status update, not a shout. Oops.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:03 PM)

Humor is the condiment you use to get the bad taste of life out of your mouth.

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 04:52 PM)

I try to raise my kids right.

@  MEDdMI : (04 May 2016 - 01:15 PM)

:D Nice, OP

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 11:38 AM)

My kids made a desert full of Graboids in Minecraft this past weekend. Including paintings of people in the mouths.

@  Robowang : (03 May 2016 - 08:09 PM)

Put a wombat up ya wanker, moit.

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 06:59 PM)

Could be an 3rd stage Graboid, too

@  BlackMax : (03 May 2016 - 06:29 PM)

THe one by Pratchett that flies by rocket fart.

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 04:54 PM)

She Who Must Not Be Named.

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 04:48 PM)

Which Errol? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Errol (her name is Turtle b/c we couldn't decide on anything)

@  BlackMax : (03 May 2016 - 04:21 PM)

WHat, is her name Errol or something?

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 04:14 PM)

She shoots fire from her eyes, and lightning from her arse!

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 04:13 PM)

just wait till you see what comes out of her backside

@  Smokey : (03 May 2016 - 12:01 PM)

OW HOLY SHIT SHE BREATHES FIRE OW OW OW

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 11:27 AM)

You'll have to fight her for it. Be warned, she bites.

@  Smokey : (03 May 2016 - 11:25 AM)

Then I bid the soul of your turtle.

@  DeltaSeeker : (03 May 2016 - 11:25 AM)

I want one! I can't afford it, but I want one.


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#1 Ave Destron!

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 02:36 PM

heaven can be here on earth

if we try enough
Does anyone see City-Swimmer? Is he gliding beneath the silver water? Is he creeping 'round a corner, hugging a wall, silent as a shadow in the dark?

#2 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 06:36 AM

So if heaven is on earth, and I don't believe in heaven, does part of the earth no longer exist for me?

#3 Ironbite

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 09:54 AM

Yeah but it's just Rhode Island so nobody really cares.

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#4 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:17 AM

I live in RI, so I guess that means I'm in the void.

At least that explains where all my socks went.

#5 Scaleblade

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 03:12 AM

If you're in Rhode Island, then you're in the epicenter of Old God activity and you should really watch your jive, bro. You have any bad dreams, lately?




#6 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 10:52 AM

I rarely remember my dreams, but mostly they're just weird and incoherent. Like the time I dreamed I was playing Pokemon Red, on the original Game Boy, but I had a Feraligatr, then suddenly it was Crystal, but still the original Game Boy, and I started arguing with my own subconscious, which apparently has seven arms, five legs, three heads, nine horns, bat's wings, and has a name that can only be properly pronounced by seventeen mouths simultaneously screaming in the voice of a chorus of damned souls burning in the darkest pits of blackest hell for all eternity. I called it Bob.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 11:28 AM

QUOTE(Scaleblade @ May 3 2012, 04:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you're in Rhode Island, then you're in the epicenter of Old God activity and you should really watch your jive, bro. You have any bad dreams, lately?

Every time I visit Rhode Island for Christmas, there's always those goddamn caroling cultists in the neighborhood.

Transformers is a brand that really has something for everyone. We are a darn lucky fandom.


#8 Ave Destron!

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 10:46 PM

i wish i dreamed only of pokemon
Does anyone see City-Swimmer? Is he gliding beneath the silver water? Is he creeping 'round a corner, hugging a wall, silent as a shadow in the dark?

#9 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:43 AM

Do Pokemon dream of electric balls?

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 08:37 AM

What if TMM really was the all-powerful evil chaos being he portrays but he still worked at Target in Rhode Island (worst state in New England if it weren't for Connecticut)? It's some tremendous imagery.

#11 Eva Sigma

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:19 PM

Sounds like a sitcom.
QUOTE(Contrary Mary @ Jul 10 2010, 09:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
boobs count as accessories.


QUOTE(Dvandom @ Oct 26 2010, 05:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Unless you are kaiju-sized, a shinkansen is not a sex toy.

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#12 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 02:19 PM

Even soul-devouring monstrosities need health insurance these days.

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 02:26 PM

It's kind of like...uh...Chad Vader?

That webseries about Darth Vader's brother or something working at a grocery store.
QUOTE(Contrary Mary @ Jul 10 2010, 09:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
boobs count as accessories.


QUOTE(Dvandom @ Oct 26 2010, 05:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Unless you are kaiju-sized, a shinkansen is not a sex toy.

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#14 NotVeryKnightly

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 04:39 PM

If he's Vader's brother, shouldn't his last name be Skywalker?

I forgot that spaghetti was a pasta really.


#15 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 04:49 PM

That has as many syllables as my last name has letters.

#16 NotVeryKnightly

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 04:53 PM

You mean... three?

I forgot that spaghetti was a pasta really.


#17 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 06:44 PM

I liked my way of putting it better.

#18 Firebird1

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 09:17 PM

It could be worse, he could be working like OB1's brother in Accounting...





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