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#1 Ave Destron!

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 02:36 PM

heaven can be here on earth

if we try enough
Does anyone see City-Swimmer? Is he gliding beneath the silver water? Is he creeping 'round a corner, hugging a wall, silent as a shadow in the dark?

#2 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 06:36 AM

So if heaven is on earth, and I don't believe in heaven, does part of the earth no longer exist for me?

#3 Ironbite

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 09:54 AM

Yeah but it's just Rhode Island so nobody really cares.

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#4 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 01:17 AM

I live in RI, so I guess that means I'm in the void.

At least that explains where all my socks went.

#5 Scaleblade

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 03:12 AM

If you're in Rhode Island, then you're in the epicenter of Old God activity and you should really watch your jive, bro. You have any bad dreams, lately?




#6 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 10:52 AM

I rarely remember my dreams, but mostly they're just weird and incoherent. Like the time I dreamed I was playing Pokemon Red, on the original Game Boy, but I had a Feraligatr, then suddenly it was Crystal, but still the original Game Boy, and I started arguing with my own subconscious, which apparently has seven arms, five legs, three heads, nine horns, bat's wings, and has a name that can only be properly pronounced by seventeen mouths simultaneously screaming in the voice of a chorus of damned souls burning in the darkest pits of blackest hell for all eternity. I called it Bob.

#7 Kickstrike

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 11:28 AM

QUOTE(Scaleblade @ May 3 2012, 04:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you're in Rhode Island, then you're in the epicenter of Old God activity and you should really watch your jive, bro. You have any bad dreams, lately?

Every time I visit Rhode Island for Christmas, there's always those goddamn caroling cultists in the neighborhood.
Transformers is a brand that really has something for everyone. We are a darn lucky fandom.

#8 Ave Destron!

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 10:46 PM

i wish i dreamed only of pokemon
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#9 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:43 AM

Do Pokemon dream of electric balls?

#10 Apostrophe

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 08:37 AM

What if TMM really was the all-powerful evil chaos being he portrays but he still worked at Target in Rhode Island (worst state in New England if it weren't for Connecticut)? It's some tremendous imagery.

#11 EvilEyeSigma

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:19 PM

Sounds like a sitcom.
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#12 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 02:19 PM

Even soul-devouring monstrosities need health insurance these days.

#13 EvilEyeSigma

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 02:26 PM

It's kind of like...uh...Chad Vader?

That webseries about Darth Vader's brother or something working at a grocery store.
QUOTE(Contrary Mary @ Jul 10 2010, 09:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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#14 Naas

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 04:39 PM

If he's Vader's brother, shouldn't his last name be Skywalker?

ohhhh
so stupid nonsense chuuni swords


BUGS BUGS BUGS

#15 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 04:49 PM

That has as many syllables as my last name has letters.

#16 Naas

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 04:53 PM

You mean... three?

ohhhh
so stupid nonsense chuuni swords


BUGS BUGS BUGS

#17 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 06:44 PM

I liked my way of putting it better.

#18 Firebird1

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 09:17 PM

It could be worse, he could be working like OB1's brother in Accounting...





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