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@  Steevy Maximus : (08 December 2016 - 12:04 AM)

If Rattrap is still there, I'll just buy it for Toys for Tots. Two plus years is too long to see a figure shelfwarm

@  The Doctor Who : (07 December 2016 - 09:24 PM)

About this much:

@  Telly : (07 December 2016 - 09:06 PM)

what length of rope do you think youll need?

@  D.M : (07 December 2016 - 08:59 PM)

He's gonna need more rope.

@  BlackMax : (07 December 2016 - 06:12 PM)

C'mon now, you can't play the game if you're not going to follow the rules.

@  The Doctor Who : (07 December 2016 - 05:04 PM)

Candlejack Skellington.

@  Noideaforaname : (07 December 2016 - 05:02 PM)

CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK

@  BlackMax : (07 December 2016 - 04:27 PM)

What was he talking about? That old cartoon about Candlej

@  Dracula : (07 December 2016 - 03:01 PM)

ShadowMan024's body was never found

@  ShadowMan024 : (07 December 2016 - 01:59 PM)

Apparently saying "Omnios" has the same effect as saying "Cand

@  Bass X0 : (07 December 2016 - 01:58 PM)

Don't say that name three times or He will return.

@  ShadowMan024 : (07 December 2016 - 01:50 PM)

She also voiced the main villain in that show Omnios liked on Nicke

@  MEDdMI : (07 December 2016 - 09:26 AM)

Emperor's New School series was fun, too. Eartha Kitt still voiced Yzma

@  BlackMax : (07 December 2016 - 09:03 AM)

That was a brilliant bit.

@  Paladin : (07 December 2016 - 08:29 AM)

Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill- got it.

@  BlackMax : (07 December 2016 - 07:55 AM)

Dammit I was too late!

@  ShadowMan024 : (07 December 2016 - 12:35 AM)

BOOOOOOO YAAAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAAAAH!

@  ShadowMan024 : (07 December 2016 - 12:35 AM)

Bring it on.

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (07 December 2016 - 12:34 AM)

Most likely.

@  ShadowMan024 : (07 December 2016 - 12:20 AM)

Sharp rocks at the bottom?

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 11:28 PM)

No no I did see it. The "yep" follows the waterfall.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (06 December 2016 - 11:19 PM)

BlackMax.. You've never seen Emperor's New Groove? Stop whatever your doing and go watch it.. And while not nearly as good.. Watch Krunk's new groove as well!

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 11:00 PM)

Yep.

@  ShadowMan024 : (06 December 2016 - 09:44 PM)

Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.

@  Locoman : (06 December 2016 - 09:39 PM)

Well, you got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.

@  ShadowMan024 : (06 December 2016 - 09:39 PM)

Why does she even HAVE that lever?

@  ShadowMan024 : (06 December 2016 - 09:38 PM)

WRONG LEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

@  MEDdMI : (06 December 2016 - 09:37 PM)

Pull the lever, Krunk!

@  ShadowMan024 : (06 December 2016 - 09:33 PM)

The Emperor's New Groove.

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 09:33 PM)

I didn't understand that reference.

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 09:32 PM)

I...

@  ShadowMan024 : (06 December 2016 - 09:32 PM)

I love that movie.

@  ShadowMan024 : (06 December 2016 - 09:02 PM)

AHAHAHAHA! IT'S DINNERTIME! *thunder crashes*

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (06 December 2016 - 08:00 PM)

+1 for Locoman!

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 07:14 PM)

Give each of them an Armada Sideswipe.

@  Locoman : (06 December 2016 - 06:45 PM)

Turn them into fleas, harmless, little fleas, and then put that flea in a box, and then put that box inside of another box, and then mail that box to yourself, and when it arrives... SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 December 2016 - 06:13 PM)

Load them into cannons, load the cannons into bigger cannons, launch the cannons into orbit, then launch them back down into the Marianas Trench.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (06 December 2016 - 06:12 PM)

Load them both into cannons and fire them into orbit.

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 05:19 PM)

We'll load Trump into the cannon and shoot ~him at~ Bieber. Problem solved.

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 December 2016 - 04:08 PM)

Oh yeah, like I had enough left over for a safety net after buying the cannon. I work retail here!

@  Telly : (06 December 2016 - 03:12 PM)

so long as theres a safety net i can land in sure!

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 December 2016 - 03:09 PM)

Hey man, I didn't get this comically large cannon to NOT shoot somebody out ot it. So unless you're volunteering to take his place.....

@  Telly : (06 December 2016 - 03:02 PM)

cant we just shoot him, full stop??

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 December 2016 - 03:01 PM)

Can't we just like, shoot him out of a comically large cannon or something?

@  Paladin : (06 December 2016 - 02:59 PM)

first you agree to throw Justin Bieber out into the cold & let him freeze to death...

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 02:14 PM)

Say, give us all the Tim Horton's and about 700 kilos of Coffee Crisps and we'll take all the cold. How about it?

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 02:13 PM)

Well hey, let's not be hasty. Canada and the US are allies, we're all friends here on this board, maybe we can negotiate.

@  Telly : (06 December 2016 - 02:11 PM)

just tryin to save you some misery mate :)

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 04:37 AM)

Well not any more I'm not.:(

@  Telly : (05 December 2016 - 07:59 PM)

@blackmax-cold leads to snow. snow leads to delayed shipments. delayed shipments lead to a paranoid blackmax. are you SURE you want the cold??


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#1 Blacknife

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 10:39 PM

Some of you may not be familiar with the old fan fiction group Marvel Universe: Transformed. It's original "volume 1" stories still archived at Marvel Universe: Transformed. Think of it as a #1-80 archive, if you will, of stories.

Basically, it involves putting Transformers into the main 616 Marvel Universe.


Now, with the impending release of 80.5 for IDW ReGeneration (aka Marvel Transformers) in May, it would be completely remiss of me to not also bring back MU:TF from it's inactive state with some new continuing stories, also for a limited time and run...

Don't worry, you won't have to read the archive of old stories...everything will be relatively "caught up" within the introduction story (but not to such a point that it detracts from said intro...).

That being said, there's going to be a "one-shot" of four titles set to be released:

Ghost Rider "Spark of Humanity"
Spider-Man "Web of Intrigue"
Techno-X "ReigKnighted"
Transformers "Generation 2"


And, because you were extra special enough to read that, I'm rewarding with a preview of Ghost Rider

The darkly lit bar was a reflection of its drunk denizens within its dusty carapace. A ragged figured opened the creaky wood door, as the regulars paid no heed to the newcomer. His beard was ragged and wild, a black labyrinth of
soot and unknown sediments. The leather jacket seemed to mirror the beard, itself a magnet for the elements of the streets. Underneath the jacket, the few knife gashes and bullet holes hidden by an oddly untouched black t-shirt.
The worn black leather chaps over a pair of faded and holey jeans completed the ensemble of a destitute road man. The man briskly walked up to the bar, with his brown leather boots clomping upon the wooden floor.
The portly bartender, accustom to such hubris, simply asked the clich? favored expression of those of his trade.

"What will you have mister?"

"Jack and coke, double. No ice." The man promptly sat down to a loud squeal of the stool. He was met with the sounds of drunken disapproval; he merely slid over to the next stool.

"In town for long mister?" The bartender belted out yet another time honored question.

The man was no fool and knew the true purpose of the question. "Just wanting a good few drinks without much trouble other than the headache in the morning. I'm quite used to that one."

The bartender seemed a bit more relaxed by the answer. "You and everyone else in here."

"I'm quite certain they don't have headaches like mine." The man swiftly grabbed the glass and swallowed the contents in seconds, and motioned for another.

"Is this going to be cash or credit?" The bartender hesitated before pouring another.

The man swiftly showed the bartender a 100 dollar bill deftly wrapped over a plethora of one dollar bills, without any of the other regular patrons catching onto the display. "Cash."

The bartender gave a nod. "Appreciate that."

The next drink was more a triple than a double, as some other patrons entered the bar.

"Hey there Smitty." One boisterous voiced boomed into the bar, as the nearly ghost white man with a buzz hair sauntered as he saw the new face, along with his equally and similarly hick dressed compatriots. "You're actually getting new customers. Will wonders ever cease?"

"My name's not Smitty." The bartender only mumbled loud enough for his new
patron, which was more of a warning of trouble ahead. "What will you gents have?"

"Aw, skip the pleasantries. We ain't here for the drink this time." As if on cue, it seemed most of the regular patrons left their spirits behind and fled out the door before fearing becoming spirits themselves.

The bartender gave a sigh. "Let my new friend take his leave before we conduct our business."

The man looked at the five gentlemen, and just merely shook his head. "Being as I'm a stranger to these parts, I thought I should receive a more proper and cordial introduction."

The leader of the gang shook his head. "Out of towners are called that for a reason, get out of town."

The man simply laughed at the puzzlement of the gang leader's minions. "Oh man, that was horrible, even your boys here agree."

The leader merely gave dark glances to the various equally horrible denying looks. "What the hell?"

"You have no idea." The man dismissed the presence of the gang by motioning for another drink.

The leader asserted his crew and proceeded to step to the man. "I'd like to show you my idea of hell."

"Okay, good recovery." The man stood up. "Today's not a good day for you to conduct your normal business. Be on your way."

The leader, more expecting pleading or some form of submission, look dumbfounded. "Excuse me?"

"Be on your way." The man seemed to reach within his pocket and seemed to grasp whatever object was hidden within it's depths.

"I hope that's a gun and not a knife my friend." The leader snapped his hands as his cohorts produced various bullet shooting armaments.

The man merely produced a part of a circular stone artifact. "Actually, it's just a medallion."

"He's going to go all Gandalf on us?." A burly cohort blurted as the focus was drawn to him for a moment. "What?"

As the man whispered incomprehensible words, he screamed as he was seemingly engulfed in fire. The gang could merely watch the transformation of the man's head dissolved into a skeleton that was alight with ungodly flames.

"The blood of the innocents reeks upon your souls." The inhuman gravelly voice seized up all the men with a chill. "And, the Ghost Rider shall seek vengeance."

Just as the spiritual demon was about to proceed with his threat, the klaxon ring of police sirens were a welcome solace to the gang.

"Screw this, I prefer the cops!" The leader rushed out of the door, with the bumbling followers behind.

"You shall not escape penance so fast." The Ghost Rider quickly followed the escaping men, and for a moment, the entity seemed as confused as the men outside the bar.

A lone white patrol motorcycle, perhaps a relic some thirty years old, stood on its own idling with a low hum. Each of the gang members were avoiding the motorcycle and running toward their escape vehicle.

"That's his ride!"
"I thought it was suppose have flames and stuff too!"
"I don't care how he's controlling that bike, let's just get out of here!"

The men quickly entered into their car, and proceeded to make a quick exit. The Ghost Rider finally seemed less entranced with the spectacle of the standing motorcycle as the crooks made their exit, his focus now became about
their pursuit. With a quick jump, the Ghost Rider reached out and touched the motorcycle with his hand. As the ethereal flames transferred into the bike, it did not begin to shift with the burning fires. Rather, it jumped and
squealed as though it reacted in pain. The Ghost Rider uttered long dead words as the flames down died from his host, as he resumed human form, and transferred completely into the bike. The medallion moved itself by way of slow flame to the gas cap as the human slipped into unconsciousness on the concrete driveway. The motorcycle idled only for a moment as the wail of true sirens alerted it. It produced a similar looking human solid hologram atop its seat as it changed its color to jet black, as it sped in the opposite direction of the sirens.




The motorcycle stopped for a moment as its holographic rider dissolved away. It attempted to change back to its pristine white coloration, but the fiery flames fought it back to jet black. The motorcycle seemed to spurt out a
bunch of wild frantic vocalizations that one would equate to cursing. Finally, it stopped the fight and allowed the black coloration to stay. After the fight, it seemed only to rest for a moment.

With clockwork precision, gears and mechanisms began shifting and altering, as the back of the motorcycle split in half and extended into legs, the central engine and body converted into a chest like structure, the front of the
motorcycle folded into the back, as a head was formed above the chest. As the robot was now in its more humanoid form, it seemed to constantly scan its arm and legs, almost in a feline-like manner. The process took three times, each one seemingly more intensive than the rest. As it shook his head, it changed back once more into its
motorcycle form. It produced the leather bound rider atop its form, and proceeded once more onto the open road.

Edited by Blacknife, 26 April 2012 - 10:47 PM.

Marvel Universe: Transformed Forever archived in it's #80 in a four issue limited series phase.