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#1 Random Items

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:18 PM

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Hot-dog-stuffed pizza crusts are a thing now, and society is going to have to shoulder some of the blame for this one. We laughed at the Taco Bell Dorito taco shell; we maybe even tried the KFC Double Down. Should there have been an intervention the first time someone fried a Mars bar?

This pizza is real; it?s right there on the bottom of Pizza Hut U.K.?s delivery menu. And it isn?t a pizza crust with hot dog seasoning, or with diced hot dogs mixed in. It?s a regular pizza with a giant hot dog threaded through the crust like elastic through the waistband of society's pants.



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#2 CORVUS

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:21 PM

Wow. That's terrible.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:39 PM

Japan already did it.

http://www.wtfjapans...-hut-japan.html icon-hotrod.gif


And people call Americans fat....
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Hot-dog-stuffed pizza crusts are a thing now, and society is going to have to shoulder some of the blame for this one. We laughed at the Taco Bell Dorito taco shell; we maybe even tried the KFC Double Down. Should there have been an intervention the first time someone fried a Mars bar?


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:48 PM

One more reason why I man up and always go for carryout from a local pizzeria instead of caving into delivery from... them.

Genuinely delicious pizza is worth the inconvenience of driving to pick it up, especially when the alternative is something with a secret hot dog filling.


And I tried the dorito taco out of curiosity. It was a taco dusted in dorito powder, making it really, really dry. I did not enjoy myself.
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:52 PM

gah!

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 05:12 PM

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 05:15 PM

Uh...it's not actually a taco shell with a dusting of Dorito cheese. It's a Dortio chip made into a taco shell.

Ironbite-and it is GLORIOUS!

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 05:17 PM

Gross. How the hell can people eat that much food?

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 05:19 PM

I sure as hell don't want that pizza, so I dunno. I don't like Pizza Hut anyway.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 05:20 PM

That sounds absolutely nauseating

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 05:23 PM

So confused...
My brain tells me that's insane. My taste buds tell me that would be an odd taste at the end of a slice of pizza. My stomach loves everything equally.


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 05:25 PM

If it were available here I'd probably try it.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 05:26 PM

Yeah, I'll try most things at least once.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 05:45 PM

I like the Dorito Taco well enough, but this sounds like a hideously bad idea.
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 05:55 PM

*Eating Hot Dogs presently*

I'd try it.
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 05:58 PM

Um....not.

No, no, no. NOT.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 06:05 PM

...sure why not!?

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 06:15 PM

It's just a pig in a blanket at the end of a Pizza slice. It's not exactly some strange, unheard of confection.

It'd just be greasy, since that's what Pizza Hut mostly is.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 06:40 PM

I'm incredibly selective about the hot dogs I'll eat. I seriously doubt what they'd fill a pizza crust with would meet my criteria.

Now, stuff a chicken finger in there, and we'll talk.


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 06:47 PM

i dont eat pizza so this isnt even on my radar.



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