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@  Bass X0 : (06 May 2016 - 03:05 PM)

In the Shattered Glass universe, would the heroic Nazis have won World War II?

@  MEDdMI : (06 May 2016 - 02:04 PM)

*sips coffee mug, slams it on the prosecutor's table with a wry smile* Special blend #102.

@  OrionPax44 : (06 May 2016 - 12:34 PM)

If it's bitter you made it wrong. Where's that "Good Eats brew" episode

@  Smokey : (06 May 2016 - 11:32 AM)

Darker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee.

@  OrionPax44 : (06 May 2016 - 11:21 AM)

Don't let him get to it. You know how he mixes with coffee. Uh oh here we go again.

@  MEDdMI : (06 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

Trite! *throws coffee mug*

@  OrionPax44 : (06 May 2016 - 11:13 AM)

*Sips his coffee* settle down Cornholio

@  Smokey : (06 May 2016 - 10:41 AM)

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!

@  BlackMax : (06 May 2016 - 09:37 AM)

Settle down Beavis.

@  Smokey : (06 May 2016 - 09:13 AM)

HE SAID "PUD," AND THEN "DING!"

@  LBD "Nyt... : (06 May 2016 - 06:22 AM)

"At this point, he probably is."

@  MEDdMI : (06 May 2016 - 06:09 AM)

Did someone say pudding?

@  Donocropolis : (06 May 2016 - 06:00 AM)

MY EYE! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it!

@  Whirl Maximus : (06 May 2016 - 05:08 AM)

NOT LENNY!

@  Scavgraphics : (06 May 2016 - 03:20 AM)

CIVIL WAR!!!! WOOOO!!!

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 May 2016 - 02:06 AM)

Something about "Universe on Fire" speaks to me.

@  TriBlurr : (06 May 2016 - 02:03 AM)

4:30

@  TriBlurr : (06 May 2016 - 02:03 AM)

Its $:30 in the morning. Im awake because I've discovered the band Gloryhammer

@  OrionPax44 : (06 May 2016 - 12:05 AM)

Shirley you don't wanna go there

@  RichardT1977 : (05 May 2016 - 11:45 PM)

Listen, Betty, don't start with your "white zone" s*** again.

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:54 PM)

Damn zoning laws.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 03:53 PM)

All this zoning is starting to cross the line here.

@  Rycochet : (05 May 2016 - 03:34 PM)

Earth's most powerful soldiers are earth's last chance against the Spiral Zone!

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:31 PM)

RANDOM ZOOOOOOONE!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:24 PM)

Want to buy car parts and hope they actually give you the right ones? Head to Auto Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:22 PM)

Want to build a shop and don't know where it's legal? Go to the Commercial Zone.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:21 PM)

Careful with these jokes, they could lead us right into the Danger Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:20 PM)

You're running to make a touchdown, when suddenly, you hear Linkin Park - In The End Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:17 PM)

The Princess of Friendship's secret dungeon - the Twilight Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:14 PM)

When you go to bed at 10, wake up at 6 and only get seven hours sleep? You just got Time Zoned!

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 03:11 PM)

what's with this checkered orange dirt? why are there crab robots here? oh dammit I got green hill zoned again

@  Puny Flesh C... : (05 May 2016 - 02:18 PM)

I actually thought about changing my username to'Captain Friendzone' - cos it's ironic yeah? ;)

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 01:47 PM)

@Paladin: Yep, that's what a friendzone is.

@  Locoman : (05 May 2016 - 01:00 PM)

I knew someone who got put in the calzone by a girl. Tomato sauce burns are no laughing matter.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:57 PM)

If you leave your mass graves open for random people to lie naked in, you're doing it wrong.

@  Paladin : (05 May 2016 - 12:53 PM)

isn't "friendzone" a made-up thing creepers use to comfort themselves when they get shot down by women who wouldn't willingly lie naked with them in a mass grave?

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:49 PM)

"You need to give up climbing that tree. That tree is so far gone, that it is cut down, made into 2X4s and it now a coat closet in Dallas."

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:48 PM)

I was discussing with my co-worker about him getting out of the friend zone with this girl:

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 12:17 PM)

I smell BACON! BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON IT'S BACONNNNN!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:12 PM)

I'm not. I wallow in your misery.

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 11:58 AM)

Yeah, so ham I.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

Let me just say ahead of time that I'm suey for the pun

@  Steevy Maximus : (05 May 2016 - 10:44 AM)

I'm sure some are squealing with delight

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 10:40 AM)

Great, a bacon pun. Now people making pig puns will hog the chatbox.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 02:20 AM)

I herd puns in here, what's the situbacon?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (05 May 2016 - 01:30 AM)

You've caused a stampede.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:22 PM)

Truly moooving things, Foffy.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 11:16 PM)

What have I done?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 11:08 PM)

Don't have a cow, man.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:07 PM)

Dude, calm down! What's your beef man?


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#1 Smokey

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 07:10 PM

What crawls on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and ninety in the eve?

Transformers is a brand that really has something for everyone. We are a darn lucky fandom.


#2 Ms Virion

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 07:56 PM

QUOTE(Spin Out @ Apr 6 2012, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What crawls on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and ninety in the eve?


... I don't know, but I never want to run across it at midnight.

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#3 Destron D-69

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 08:36 PM

human centipede with a few limps
Would like to see the Combaticons before the Titan Masters.

#4 Smokey

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 09:02 PM

QUOTE(Matthias Phage @ Apr 6 2012, 08:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Spin Out @ Apr 6 2012, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What crawls on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and ninety in the eve?


... I don't know, but I never want to run across it at midnight.

Oh, Iw ouldn't want to run into it EVER.

QUOTE(Destron D-69 @ Apr 6 2012, 09:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
human centipede with a few limps

Nope.

Transformers is a brand that really has something for everyone. We are a darn lucky fandom.


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Posted 07 April 2012 - 06:26 AM

Sounds like something that'd give Wingus nightmares.
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#6 Smokey

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 10:57 AM

QUOTE(Devcon @ Apr 7 2012, 07:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sounds like something that'd give Wingus nightmares.

Close.

Transformers is a brand that really has something for everyone. We are a darn lucky fandom.


#7 Ironbite

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 11:31 AM

Batman.

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#8 Smokey

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 05:18 PM

QUOTE(Ironbite @ Apr 7 2012, 12:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Batman.

Nope.

Transformers is a brand that really has something for everyone. We are a darn lucky fandom.


#9 Ms Virion

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 05:43 PM

Devil Gundam?

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#10 Smokey

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 05:52 PM

QUOTE(Matthias Phage @ Apr 7 2012, 06:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Devil Gundam?

Nein.

Transformers is a brand that really has something for everyone. We are a darn lucky fandom.


#11 Ironbite

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 06:12 PM

QUOTE(Spin Out @ Apr 7 2012, 06:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Ironbite @ Apr 7 2012, 12:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Batman.

Nope.


I'm sorry. You said you had a riddle. Therefore the answer is always Batman.

Ironbite-no matter what.

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#12 The Doctor Who

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 08:00 PM

SPACOM?

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 02:40 PM

That eldritch horror I left in that Chinese buffet stall.

They hired it as a fry cook, I hear it makes awesome shrimp.

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 07:04 PM

the Sphinx's lawyers will want to have words with you.
Would like to see the Combaticons before the Titan Masters.

#15 Smokey

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 08:09 PM

All right, guys, here's the answer.

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The horrible results of a hellworm laying its eggs inside a man and the hellworm's DNA fusing with him.

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 08:12 PM

EGGGSSS IT ISSSSS

#17 Destron D-69

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 10:36 PM

how often does embryonic hellworm/human cellular recombination occur in the wild?

the trick to a riddle is that the answer needs to be both obscure and instantaneously *der should'a known that* upon hearing the answer...

>_>
Would like to see the Combaticons before the Titan Masters.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 09:11 AM

QUOTE(Spin Out @ Apr 7 2012, 05:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Matthias Phage @ Apr 7 2012, 06:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Devil Gundam?

Nein.


Nine Devil Gundams?

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 09:45 AM

I still can't believe my answer was the closest guess.
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 10:00 AM

It likes riddless, it doess?







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