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#1 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 05:05 PM

It smells like grease and shame.

And it's about to get much, much worse.

#2 corgsopal

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 05:36 PM

Now I'm hungry for chinese. And shame.
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Posted 25 March 2012 - 05:47 PM

Shame smells a lot like General Tso's.

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 08:19 PM

General Tso's smells a lot like cat.

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 10:13 PM

Which, again, smells like shame.

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 12:28 AM

I can't eat at Chinese Buffets anymore. Not since the awesome take-out place a few blocks from me opened. The buffets are just so awful in comparison.



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Posted 26 March 2012 - 11:43 AM

QUOTE(Matthias Phage @ Mar 26 2012, 06:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can't eat at Chinese Buffets anymore. Not since the awesome take-out place a few blocks from me opened. The buffets are just so awful in comparison.

Inversely, one of the best chinese restaurants I know is a buffet. It's like visiting the dinner table of Olympus itself.

#8 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 27 March 2012 - 01:26 AM

I know a really good take out place, but it's far enough out of my way to be a "special occasion" thing. Plus I'm not sure where my kevlar vest ended up in the move.

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Posted 27 March 2012 - 03:11 AM

I know an awesome Chinese/Japanese buffet near me.

It is like feasting on ambrosia.

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Posted 27 March 2012 - 07:52 AM

Can't actually remember the last time I went to Chinese Buffet...a take out place here has the best egg rolls and lo mein...so that's mostly what we do.

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Posted 27 March 2012 - 02:19 PM

Damn it all I want some sesame chicken and pork fried rice. I hate you all.


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Posted 04 April 2012 - 12:45 AM

and I am reminded why I like coming to this forum in particular
threads like these


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Posted 04 April 2012 - 02:57 PM

The best Chinese in Utah comes from a little mom and pop place called whistle wok. Their sesame chicken is to kill for. And their shame is so good, it's like having a plate full of Jewish mother-in-law.
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 04:40 PM

I like the chinese buffets that have pizza

#15 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 01:56 AM

The buffet in question does in fact have pizza. And it's pretty good. Although they give you strange looks for rolling boneless ribs in it and calling it fatass sushi.




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