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@  Pennpenn : (25 September 2016 - 09:30 PM)

I wish they'd relase a remastered version that fixed the audio and included at least had an option to have the text crawl rather than the credits at the start.

@  Telly : (25 September 2016 - 09:27 PM)

tryin to buy the movie from amazon for $20-ish. the price of it has been fluctuating like crazy. not a day has gone by that it hasnt dropped to one price and then gone back up a few hours later. never seen a price fluctuate so much

@  Pennpenn : (25 September 2016 - 07:57 PM)

Then again, a lot of versions of the movie had pretty bad sound quality, even the most recent blu-rays mess it up in places, so it's not as much our fault if we misheard stuff.

@  Arazyr : (25 September 2016 - 07:28 PM)

When I first heard it, half of it may as well have been in a foreign language, for all I could make out. (Of course, I can say that about most music...)

@  Pennpenn : (25 September 2016 - 07:14 PM)

I can't remember entirely, and I can't "hear" anything but the actual lyrics now, but I remember "I am born to hurt you, I'll break the boundless sky" as how my brain parsed the first words.

@  Nevermore : (25 September 2016 - 07:01 PM)

So what did you hear?

@  Pennpenn : (25 September 2016 - 06:39 PM)

I almost completely misinterpreted the lyrics for that song for ages, and when I did find out what they were I thought my idea of the lyrics was better.

@  Nevermore : (25 September 2016 - 06:29 PM)

So apparently the 2016 remake of "Instruments of Destruction" is out. I'm still waiting for an Amazon download to become available, but the clips I heard thus far sound cool. They're using the uncensored lyrics!

@  Bass X0 : (25 September 2016 - 03:02 PM)

:(

@  PlutoniumBoss : (25 September 2016 - 08:25 AM)

Sorry bebbeh, I'm taken.

@  Bass X0 : (25 September 2016 - 08:18 AM)

Alpha-Q!

@  zephyrX9 : (25 September 2016 - 01:06 AM)

You know, while the Personality Ticks were part of my second least favorite mtmte arc, I'd love to see them show up in ROM

@  ShadowMan024 : (24 September 2016 - 06:54 PM)

But can you breathe in space?

@  Nevermore : (24 September 2016 - 04:26 PM)

I'M BATMAN!

@  TheMightyMol... : (24 September 2016 - 03:59 PM)

I AM OPTIMUS PRIME

@  Rycochet : (24 September 2016 - 03:47 PM)

That Sam-I-am! That Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am!

@  Steevy Maximus : (24 September 2016 - 03:37 PM)

I am...MEGATRON! RAAAAAAAR!!

@  ShadowMan024 : (24 September 2016 - 01:02 PM)

I. AM. IRON MAN.

@  Telly : (24 September 2016 - 12:56 PM)

i am the i am i am the i am

@  ▲ndrusi : (24 September 2016 - 10:51 AM)

I am Sam. Sam-I-Am.

@  TheMightyMol... : (24 September 2016 - 07:54 AM)

I am the walrus! Googoogajoob!

@  Bass X0 : (24 September 2016 - 05:18 AM)

I am Sinistar! Beware, I live! RUN! RUN! RUN!

@  Waspinator : (24 September 2016 - 05:04 AM)

EMPTY EYES, NEVER BLINKING! ARMORED SCALES, BUT NEVER SINKING!

@  Telly : (23 September 2016 - 11:09 PM)

you are what we TELL you you are!

@  ▲ndrusi : (23 September 2016 - 05:05 PM)

I am more than a robot! Die, Wily!

@  MEDdMI : (23 September 2016 - 01:14 PM)

*murgle murgle murgle*

@  TheMightyMol... : (23 September 2016 - 12:58 PM)

I am more than a fish! I am more than a man!

@  ShadowMan024 : (23 September 2016 - 10:36 AM)

I'm Aqua Man, but you can call me handsome!

@  LBD "Nyt... : (23 September 2016 - 06:04 AM)

Oh, all the talk about GNR Mega Man names and such, and I thought maybe people were talking about me for a sec. XP

@  Whirl Maximus : (23 September 2016 - 04:42 AM)

Transformers 5 filmed in the city closest to me and nobody informed me? And here I was wasting my Saturday dogsitting for a mate!

@  Robowang : (22 September 2016 - 07:36 PM)

NIPPLY PORPOOOOOOISE

@  Superomegaprime : (22 September 2016 - 06:49 PM)

opps, wrong part!

@  Superomegaprime : (22 September 2016 - 06:48 PM)

youtube

@  Xellos : (22 September 2016 - 05:25 PM)

Neon Tiger's stage music from Mega Man X3 was also pretty much straight from Guns 'N Roses' "My Michelle". X5 also renamed all the Mavericks as references to GNR.

@  Dracula : (22 September 2016 - 02:26 PM)

the band name is Journey btw.

@  Bass X0 : (22 September 2016 - 02:25 PM)

i never heard Journey before today (BBC R2 Ken Bruce Show) but recognised it immediately.

@  ShadowMan024 : (22 September 2016 - 02:15 PM)

Shade Man's theme sounds like a mariachi song.

@  ShadowMan024 : (22 September 2016 - 02:13 PM)

Yeah. Lots of Mega Man songs are copied from bigger songs.

@  Bass X0 : (22 September 2016 - 12:50 PM)

Did Capcom copy Elec Man's stage theme from Journey by Faithfully?

@  TheMightyMol... : (22 September 2016 - 11:33 AM)

Things that make you go "blergh".

@  ShadowMan024 : (22 September 2016 - 10:54 AM)

why would you post that

@  Dracula : (22 September 2016 - 10:20 AM)

Robowang I'm glad I can always count on you to fulfill my quota of gross body information in the shoutbox

@  Robowang : (22 September 2016 - 07:07 AM)

Carving off genital warts with an x-acto knife is more fun than I assumed. Thank goodness for Anbesol, though.

@  Whirl Maximus : (22 September 2016 - 05:59 AM)

Problem solved, the nests dying off from natural causes. That's how you do it with ALL lawsuits, DELAY!

@  Paladin : (21 September 2016 - 04:03 PM)

your firearms are USELESS against them!!!

@  Bass X0 : (21 September 2016 - 12:05 PM)

bees. my god.

@  wonko the sane? : (21 September 2016 - 11:03 AM)

bees are revolutionary force, wasps are mecernaries.

@  Rycochet : (21 September 2016 - 09:36 AM)

But wasps can survive stinging, it's why they're such b*****ds and will fly straight at you. Buzzy buzzy bees on the other hand...

@  Whirl Maximus : (21 September 2016 - 09:30 AM)

I was stung by a wasp yesterday and just got a letter from his family solicitor for manslaughter

@  Robowang : (21 September 2016 - 08:45 AM)

Don't care. Not my car.


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#1 Touch My Thighs

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:33 PM

Well!

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When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we?re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they?re going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely loveable.


So yeah, they're not Mutants. Or technically turtles, I guess.

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#2 Undead Scottsman

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:38 PM

Or technically Ninja's. They'll be some sort of Space Ninjas.

Hello Michael Bay, welcome to MISSING THE POINT.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:39 PM

wow thats big change.


Guess TF fans can't bitch anymore. the Turtles fans have it worse icon-waspy.gif

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:47 PM

We'll see if they're even teenagers.

I'm not sure I'd call it Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles movie any more than Transformers are Stephen Spielberg's Transformers movies.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:55 PM

QUOTE(Caldwin @ Jun 5 2010, 04:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Ginrai @ Jun 2 2010, 09:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Did you guys hear that Michael Bay's production company is now in charge of the new film with Nickelodeon?
Great! Well, that's another child hood memory raped.


QUOTE(Vicious @ Jun 6 2010, 04:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So, Casey Jones will be an awkward High School kid, April the trampy looking bimbo next door, and the Turtles themselves show up halfway into the movie, and joke about Splinter needing viagra.
? ??
Karai will walk around in a bikini and we'll get plenty of ball jokes when they unveil the codpiece they've added to the Shredder's ensemble.


QUOTE(DrSpengler @ Jun 6 2010, 04:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, I think the saving grace here may be that it's "Michael Bay's production company" and not "directed by Michael Bay".

Bay co-produced all the Platinum Dunes/New Line horror films and they didn't reek of any of the Bay-isms some are dreading. ?Granted, some of them were lousy due to the directors working on them, but not directly because of anything Bay-himself did.

So just because it's being produced by one of Bay's companies, so long as Bay-himself isn't directing, I'm not too worried yet.


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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:58 PM

I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As though millions of 90s kids cried out in terror...

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:03 PM

Thank God he never got his hands on Transformers...

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:09 PM

Next up, Thundercats. Let's screw 'em all over!
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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:14 PM

QUOTE(Hora Hora @ Mar 18 2012, 07:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well!

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When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we?re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they?re going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely loveable.


So yeah, they're not Mutants. Or technically turtles, I guess.


I'm hoping that by "alien" he didn't mean it like "space aliens", but more along the lines of "bizarre outsiders".

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:22 PM

QUOTE(Caldwin @ Mar 19 2012, 08:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Next up, Thundercats. Let's screw 'em all over!





will be domesticated cats that are stuck by lightning that turns them into furries

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:38 PM

I don't trust anything this man says in advance about his films.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:46 PM

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I don't trust anything this man says in advance about his films.

Bingo. He's an admitted liar so we'll see.
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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:51 PM

QUOTE(Goblez @ Mar 18 2012, 08:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Caldwin @ Mar 19 2012, 08:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Next up, Thundercats. Let's screw 'em all over!





will be domesticated cats that are stuck by lightning that turns them into furries

So TMNT uses the Thundercats backstory, and Thundercats uses the TMNT backstory?

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:56 PM

QUOTE(Adam @ Mar 19 2012, 08:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

QUOTE(Goblez @ Mar 18 2012, 08:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Caldwin @ Mar 19 2012, 08:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Next up, Thundercats. Let's screw 'em all over!





will be domesticated cats that are stuck by lightning that turns them into furries

So TMNT uses the Thundercats backstory, and Thundercats uses the TMNT backstory?





Its only fair

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 08:33 PM

Why is this idiot still allowed to make movies? If you don't want to make a TMNT movie, Bay, then DON'T MAKE A TMNT MOVIE! You don't have to jive all over the property. He's worse than Uwe Boll, because at least that guy never got his dirty dumbass mitts on A-list properties.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 08:49 PM

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QUOTE(Hora Hora @ Mar 18 2012, 07:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well!

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When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we?re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they?re going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely loveable.


So yeah, they're not Mutants. Or technically turtles, I guess.


I'm hoping that by "alien" he didn't mean it like "space aliens", but more along the lines of "bizarre outsiders".

Or he could have been referring to cause of their mutation as being alien in origin.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 08:58 PM

^I'm with those two.


Alien doesn't always mean from outer space, just different than human...or what we're used to.


The man can't be that stupid.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:01 PM

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Why is this idiot still allowed to make movies? ...
Don't you know? He's awesome?Just ask him.


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Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:02 PM

QUOTE(Zek @ Mar 18 2012, 09:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The man can't be that stupid.
Have you seen his movies?

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:13 PM

QUOTE(Benbot @ Mar 19 2012, 12:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why is this idiot still allowed to make movies? If you don't want to make a TMNT movie, Bay, then DON'T MAKE A TMNT MOVIE! You don't have to jive all over the property. He's worse than Uwe Boll, because at least that guy never got his dirty dumbass mitts on A-list properties.


Because the movies he makes do very well.
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