Did you guys hear that Michael Bay's production company is now in charge of the new film with Nickelodeon?
Great! Well, that's another child hood memory raped.
So, Casey Jones will be an awkward High School kid, April the trampy looking bimbo next door, and the Turtles themselves show up halfway into the movie, and joke about Splinter needing viagra.
Karai will walk around in a bikini and we'll get plenty of ball jokes when they unveil the codpiece they've added to the Shredder's ensemble.
Well, I think the saving grace here may be that it's "Michael Bay's production company" and not "directed by Michael Bay".
Bay co-produced all the Platinum Dunes/New Line horror films and they didn't reek of any of the Bay-isms some are dreading. ?Granted, some of them were lousy due to the directors working on them, but not directly because of anything Bay-himself did.
So just because it's being produced by one of Bay's companies, so long as Bay-himself isn't directing, I'm not too worried yet.
Vicious, thanks for your support. ?Spengs, I love ya, but I gotta say it..."told ya so."
Bay, I hate you. I could fill a book, but let me just say, die. Die die die die......DIE!