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@  Steevy Maximus : (05 May 2016 - 10:44 AM)

I'm sure some are squealing with delight

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 10:40 AM)

Great, a bacon pun. Now people making pig puns will hog the chatbox.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 02:20 AM)

I herd puns in here, what's the situbacon?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (05 May 2016 - 01:30 AM)

You've caused a stampede.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:22 PM)

Truly moooving things, Foffy.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 11:16 PM)

What have I done?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 11:08 PM)

Don't have a cow, man.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:07 PM)

Dude, calm down! What's your beef man?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 May 2016 - 10:59 PM)

Are you so sure about that? I don't think you've considered what's at steak here.

@  MidnightFox : (04 May 2016 - 10:56 PM)

No need to buffalo anyone.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:54 PM)

Is that all it takes for you to cowtow? Aren't you going to try and milk it a bit more?

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:36 PM)

On second thought, I'm just going to hoof it out of here.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:32 PM)

What sort of udderance is that?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 10:31 PM)

MOO

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:26 PM)

Can I shepherd us to a different topic?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:19 PM)

Ewe got that right.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Not to ram the joke into the ground or anything, right?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Bad jokes abound, wollen you know it.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 09:55 PM)

Face it, Smokey, there's mutton you can do about it.

@  Smokey : (04 May 2016 - 08:51 PM)

Stop with the baaaad puns.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:32 PM)

Positively woolish.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 08:20 PM)

Well now, don't you feel sheepish?

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:05 PM)

That was meant to be a status update, not a shout. Oops.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:03 PM)

Humor is the condiment you use to get the bad taste of life out of your mouth.

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 04:52 PM)

I try to raise my kids right.

@  MEDdMI : (04 May 2016 - 01:15 PM)

:D Nice, OP

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 11:38 AM)

My kids made a desert full of Graboids in Minecraft this past weekend. Including paintings of people in the mouths.

@  Robowang : (03 May 2016 - 08:09 PM)

Put a wombat up ya wanker, moit.

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 06:59 PM)

Could be an 3rd stage Graboid, too

@  BlackMax : (03 May 2016 - 06:29 PM)

THe one by Pratchett that flies by rocket fart.

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 04:54 PM)

She Who Must Not Be Named.

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 04:48 PM)

Which Errol? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Errol (her name is Turtle b/c we couldn't decide on anything)

@  BlackMax : (03 May 2016 - 04:21 PM)

WHat, is her name Errol or something?

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 04:14 PM)

She shoots fire from her eyes, and lightning from her arse!

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 04:13 PM)

just wait till you see what comes out of her backside

@  Smokey : (03 May 2016 - 12:01 PM)

OW HOLY SHIT SHE BREATHES FIRE OW OW OW

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 11:27 AM)

You'll have to fight her for it. Be warned, she bites.

@  Smokey : (03 May 2016 - 11:25 AM)

Then I bid the soul of your turtle.

@  DeltaSeeker : (03 May 2016 - 11:25 AM)

I want one! I can't afford it, but I want one.

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 11:22 AM)

I don't have a firstborn. Your bid is invalid.

@  Smokey : (03 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

I bid the soul of your firstborn.

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 11:13 AM)

I bid a coconut.

@  Ms Virion : (03 May 2016 - 11:11 AM)

I bid $1.

@  Robowang : (03 May 2016 - 10:54 AM)

Anyone want a $600 Botcon Megatron?

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 01:58 AM)

Vote up and let's start showing, just where our Likes are going to.

@  BlackMax : (02 May 2016 - 07:12 PM)

These are the posts we're given.

@  TheMightyMol... : (02 May 2016 - 04:06 PM)

Well, this is the world we live in.

@  OrionPax44 : (02 May 2016 - 03:54 PM)

Living in the land of confusion

@  Paladin : (02 May 2016 - 11:13 AM)

http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/karl-urban-says-conversations-are-happening-about-dredd-tv-series

@  Verno : (02 May 2016 - 02:45 AM)

That's a good mantra, Daith.


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#1 Touch My Thighs

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:33 PM

Well!

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When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we?re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they?re going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely loveable.


So yeah, they're not Mutants. Or technically turtles, I guess.

Edited by Hora Hora, 18 March 2012 - 06:35 PM.

Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe that would be enough blood! Eh… but probably not.


#2 Undead Scottsman

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:38 PM

Or technically Ninja's. They'll be some sort of Space Ninjas.

Hello Michael Bay, welcome to MISSING THE POINT.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:39 PM

wow thats big change.


Guess TF fans can't bitch anymore. the Turtles fans have it worse icon-waspy.gif

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:47 PM

We'll see if they're even teenagers.

I'm not sure I'd call it Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles movie any more than Transformers are Stephen Spielberg's Transformers movies.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:55 PM

QUOTE(Caldwin @ Jun 5 2010, 04:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Ginrai @ Jun 2 2010, 09:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Did you guys hear that Michael Bay's production company is now in charge of the new film with Nickelodeon?
Great! Well, that's another child hood memory raped.


QUOTE(Vicious @ Jun 6 2010, 04:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So, Casey Jones will be an awkward High School kid, April the trampy looking bimbo next door, and the Turtles themselves show up halfway into the movie, and joke about Splinter needing viagra.
? ??
Karai will walk around in a bikini and we'll get plenty of ball jokes when they unveil the codpiece they've added to the Shredder's ensemble.


QUOTE(DrSpengler @ Jun 6 2010, 04:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, I think the saving grace here may be that it's "Michael Bay's production company" and not "directed by Michael Bay".

Bay co-produced all the Platinum Dunes/New Line horror films and they didn't reek of any of the Bay-isms some are dreading. ?Granted, some of them were lousy due to the directors working on them, but not directly because of anything Bay-himself did.

So just because it's being produced by one of Bay's companies, so long as Bay-himself isn't directing, I'm not too worried yet.


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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:58 PM

I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As though millions of 90s kids cried out in terror...

Edited by Rust, 18 March 2012 - 06:58 PM.

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#7 MrBlud

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:03 PM

Thank God he never got his hands on Transformers...

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#8 Caldwin

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:09 PM

Next up, Thundercats. Let's screw 'em all over!
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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:14 PM

QUOTE(Hora Hora @ Mar 18 2012, 07:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well!

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When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we?re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they?re going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely loveable.


So yeah, they're not Mutants. Or technically turtles, I guess.


I'm hoping that by "alien" he didn't mean it like "space aliens", but more along the lines of "bizarre outsiders".

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:22 PM

QUOTE(Caldwin @ Mar 19 2012, 08:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Next up, Thundercats. Let's screw 'em all over!





will be domesticated cats that are stuck by lightning that turns them into furries

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:38 PM

I don't trust anything this man says in advance about his films.

"Disabled people donít have special needs. We have very reasonable human needs. Our needs include freedom from abuse, violence, and mistreatment, the right to autonomy and self-direction, the right to represent ourselves, equal opportunity for education and employment, the right to accommodation, and societal inclusion and acceptance.

The need for accommodation isnít a ďspecial needĒ. Itís a basic human right. Itís a leveling of the playing field that allows us the same opportunities and chances as non-disabled people."


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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:46 PM

QUOTE(Razorsaw @ Mar 18 2012, 08:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't trust anything this man says in advance about his films.

Bingo. He's an admitted liar so we'll see.
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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:51 PM

QUOTE(Goblez @ Mar 18 2012, 08:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Caldwin @ Mar 19 2012, 08:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Next up, Thundercats. Let's screw 'em all over!





will be domesticated cats that are stuck by lightning that turns them into furries

So TMNT uses the Thundercats backstory, and Thundercats uses the TMNT backstory?

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:56 PM

QUOTE(Adam @ Mar 19 2012, 08:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

QUOTE(Goblez @ Mar 18 2012, 08:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Caldwin @ Mar 19 2012, 08:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Next up, Thundercats. Let's screw 'em all over!





will be domesticated cats that are stuck by lightning that turns them into furries

So TMNT uses the Thundercats backstory, and Thundercats uses the TMNT backstory?





Its only fair

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 08:33 PM

Why is this idiot still allowed to make movies? If you don't want to make a TMNT movie, Bay, then DON'T MAKE A TMNT MOVIE! You don't have to jive all over the property. He's worse than Uwe Boll, because at least that guy never got his dirty dumbass mitts on A-list properties.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 08:49 PM

QUOTE(DrSpengler @ Mar 18 2012, 07:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Hora Hora @ Mar 18 2012, 07:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well!

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When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we?re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they?re going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely loveable.


So yeah, they're not Mutants. Or technically turtles, I guess.


I'm hoping that by "alien" he didn't mean it like "space aliens", but more along the lines of "bizarre outsiders".

Or he could have been referring to cause of their mutation as being alien in origin.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 08:58 PM

^I'm with those two.


Alien doesn't always mean from outer space, just different than human...or what we're used to.


The man can't be that stupid.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:01 PM

QUOTE(Benbot @ Mar 18 2012, 09:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why is this idiot still allowed to make movies? ...
Don't you know? He's awesome?Just ask him.


#19 Caldwin

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:02 PM

QUOTE(Zek @ Mar 18 2012, 09:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The man can't be that stupid.
Have you seen his movies?

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:13 PM

QUOTE(Benbot @ Mar 19 2012, 12:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why is this idiot still allowed to make movies? If you don't want to make a TMNT movie, Bay, then DON'T MAKE A TMNT MOVIE! You don't have to jive all over the property. He's worse than Uwe Boll, because at least that guy never got his dirty dumbass mitts on A-list properties.


Because the movies he makes do very well.
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