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#1 Hecate

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:33 PM

Well!

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When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we?re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they?re going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely loveable.


So yeah, they're not Mutants. Or technically turtles, I guess.

Edited by Hora Hora, 18 March 2012 - 06:35 PM.

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#2 Undead Scottsman

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:38 PM

Or technically Ninja's. They'll be some sort of Space Ninjas.

Hello Michael Bay, welcome to MISSING THE POINT.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:39 PM

wow thats big change.


Guess TF fans can't bitch anymore. the Turtles fans have it worse icon-waspy.gif

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:47 PM

We'll see if they're even teenagers.

I'm not sure I'd call it Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles movie any more than Transformers are Stephen Spielberg's Transformers movies.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:55 PM

QUOTE(Caldwin @ Jun 5 2010, 04:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Ginrai @ Jun 2 2010, 09:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Did you guys hear that Michael Bay's production company is now in charge of the new film with Nickelodeon?
Great! Well, that's another child hood memory raped.


QUOTE(Vicious @ Jun 6 2010, 04:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So, Casey Jones will be an awkward High School kid, April the trampy looking bimbo next door, and the Turtles themselves show up halfway into the movie, and joke about Splinter needing viagra.
? ??
Karai will walk around in a bikini and we'll get plenty of ball jokes when they unveil the codpiece they've added to the Shredder's ensemble.


QUOTE(DrSpengler @ Jun 6 2010, 04:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, I think the saving grace here may be that it's "Michael Bay's production company" and not "directed by Michael Bay".

Bay co-produced all the Platinum Dunes/New Line horror films and they didn't reek of any of the Bay-isms some are dreading. ?Granted, some of them were lousy due to the directors working on them, but not directly because of anything Bay-himself did.

So just because it's being produced by one of Bay's companies, so long as Bay-himself isn't directing, I'm not too worried yet.


Vicious, thanks for your support. ?Spengs, I love ya, but I gotta say it..."told ya so."

Bay, I hate you. I could fill a book, but let me just say, die. Die die die die......DIE! icon-kicker.gif

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 06:58 PM

I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As though millions of 90s kids cried out in terror...

Edited by Rust, 18 March 2012 - 06:58 PM.

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#7 MrBlud

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:03 PM

Thank God he never got his hands on Transformers...

#8 Caldwin

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:09 PM

Next up, Thundercats. Let's screw 'em all over!

I'm actually a Transformers fan. That's how I joined the Allspark years ago. I just watched the first two episodes on Netflix today. But let me make one thing perfectly clear. I am not, nor will I EVER be...a brony. It's just not who I am. It just is not going to happen.


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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:14 PM

QUOTE(Hora Hora @ Mar 18 2012, 07:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well!

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When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we?re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they?re going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely loveable.


So yeah, they're not Mutants. Or technically turtles, I guess.


I'm hoping that by "alien" he didn't mean it like "space aliens", but more along the lines of "bizarre outsiders".
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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:22 PM

QUOTE(Caldwin @ Mar 19 2012, 08:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Next up, Thundercats. Let's screw 'em all over!





will be domesticated cats that are stuck by lightning that turns them into furries

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:38 PM

I don't trust anything this man says in advance about his films.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:46 PM

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I don't trust anything this man says in advance about his films.

Bingo. He's an admitted liar so we'll see.
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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:51 PM

QUOTE(Goblez @ Mar 18 2012, 08:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Caldwin @ Mar 19 2012, 08:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Next up, Thundercats. Let's screw 'em all over!





will be domesticated cats that are stuck by lightning that turns them into furries

So TMNT uses the Thundercats backstory, and Thundercats uses the TMNT backstory?

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 07:56 PM

QUOTE(Adam @ Mar 19 2012, 08:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

QUOTE(Goblez @ Mar 18 2012, 08:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Caldwin @ Mar 19 2012, 08:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Next up, Thundercats. Let's screw 'em all over!





will be domesticated cats that are stuck by lightning that turns them into furries

So TMNT uses the Thundercats backstory, and Thundercats uses the TMNT backstory?





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Posted 18 March 2012 - 08:33 PM

Why is this idiot still allowed to make movies? If you don't want to make a TMNT movie, Bay, then DON'T MAKE A TMNT MOVIE! You don't have to jive all over the property. He's worse than Uwe Boll, because at least that guy never got his dirty dumbass mitts on A-list properties.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 08:49 PM

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QUOTE(Hora Hora @ Mar 18 2012, 07:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well!

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When you see this movie, kids will believe one day that these turtles do exist, when we?re done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they?re going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely loveable.


So yeah, they're not Mutants. Or technically turtles, I guess.


I'm hoping that by "alien" he didn't mean it like "space aliens", but more along the lines of "bizarre outsiders".

Or he could have been referring to cause of their mutation as being alien in origin.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 08:58 PM

^I'm with those two.


Alien doesn't always mean from outer space, just different than human...or what we're used to.


The man can't be that stupid.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:01 PM

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Why is this idiot still allowed to make movies? ...
Don't you know? He's awesome?Just ask him.


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Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:02 PM

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The man can't be that stupid.
Have you seen his movies?

I'm actually a Transformers fan. That's how I joined the Allspark years ago. I just watched the first two episodes on Netflix today. But let me make one thing perfectly clear. I am not, nor will I EVER be...a brony. It's just not who I am. It just is not going to happen.


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Posted 18 March 2012 - 09:13 PM

QUOTE(Benbot @ Mar 19 2012, 12:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why is this idiot still allowed to make movies? If you don't want to make a TMNT movie, Bay, then DON'T MAKE A TMNT MOVIE! You don't have to jive all over the property. He's worse than Uwe Boll, because at least that guy never got his dirty dumbass mitts on A-list properties.


Because the movies he makes do very well.
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