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@  Telly : (09 February 2016 - 12:47 PM)

its nice and soft like YOU dracula *bats eyelashes* and thatll probly be the last thing i post in this thing now lol

@  Dracula : (09 February 2016 - 08:52 AM)

It's course and rough...wait that doesn't work

@  NotVeryKnightly : (09 February 2016 - 08:43 AM)

It gets everywhere?

@  Paladin : (09 February 2016 - 07:57 AM)

i hate snow.

@  BillBarclay : (08 February 2016 - 04:58 PM)

btw one of the Transformers Victory intro's(not the original music used) on YouTube uses one of the pieces of music used on the US version of Transformers Armada

@  Rycochet : (08 February 2016 - 03:55 PM)

You should read it again, it gets better with age!

@  Whirl Maximus : (08 February 2016 - 03:46 PM)

I am fully aware of that story and mentioning it carries the penalty of fifty towel snaps.

@  Rycochet : (08 February 2016 - 03:31 PM)

Shh, it's a trap!

@  TheMightyMol... : (08 February 2016 - 02:48 PM)

See, you said "awesome" and "The Beast" in the same sentence, and I think you broke my mind with the contradiction.

@  Rycochet : (08 February 2016 - 02:42 PM)

No-one tell Whirl about the awesome dinobot combiner, The Beast.

@  Plokatron : (08 February 2016 - 02:37 PM)

@Dracula Uh oh were in trouble.

@  Rycochet : (08 February 2016 - 02:36 PM)

If you think that's cool, wait until you see what other stuff we're hiding from you.

@  Whirl Maximus : (08 February 2016 - 02:33 PM)

Transformers Victory's intro is awesome. And not one of you told me.... WHY?!!!

@  Rycochet : (08 February 2016 - 10:43 AM)

It doesn't count those using it on other pages.

@  Rycochet : (08 February 2016 - 10:43 AM)

If it's the one by IPB Shoutbox, it means the number of people who are viewing the Shoutbox page.

@  tffan01 : (08 February 2016 - 10:34 AM)

Where's the red numbers?

@  Lush City : (08 February 2016 - 09:23 AM)

Ok total newb to the shoutbox, but what do the red numbers in the corner mean?

@  Whirl Maximus : (08 February 2016 - 09:09 AM)

Thought it would lead to hi jinks and a lark like that movie Idiocracy instead it turned into something disturbing and traumatic like that movie Small Soldiers.

@  Dracula : (08 February 2016 - 08:55 AM)

You used MUNITION CHIPS in TOYS??

@  tffan01 : (08 February 2016 - 08:02 AM)

hi

@  Robowang : (08 February 2016 - 07:58 AM)

SEX

@  Whirl Maximus : (08 February 2016 - 07:48 AM)

I got bruticus limbs at FP last monday and Onslaught on Friday. Huge mistake, I inserted an X1000 microprocessor in each one and a extra for Bruticus, and they mopped the floor with the rest of my CW collection.

@  BillBarclay : (08 February 2016 - 06:18 AM)

i already got those(Scattershot & Onslaught) from Smyths Toys here in the UK, Asda's supposed to have the RID Warrior Class figures in(Megatronus, Blue Optimus Prime ect)

@  Plokatron : (08 February 2016 - 02:07 AM)

Yeah glad I ain't a bug or a bowwow. Hahaha

@  Plokatron : (08 February 2016 - 02:07 AM)

@Lisbon Virgo "I'm a black widow spider, you idiot! ...I can do both."

@  Daith : (08 February 2016 - 12:39 AM)

Better than still sitting on Cyclonus and Hot Spot

@  Telly : (07 February 2016 - 11:09 PM)

almost got excited earlier. my walmart got a new batch of cw voyagers in: onslaught and...scattershot :(

@  Smokey : (07 February 2016 - 09:08 PM)

San would probably like to die during sex.

@  MEDdMI : (07 February 2016 - 03:14 PM)

*clicks the non-existing Like button 100 times*

@  unluckiness : (07 February 2016 - 03:12 PM)

Is that Voldemort's Mini-Me?

@  MEDdMI : (07 February 2016 - 03:11 PM)

La petite mort https://en.m.wikiped.../La_petite_mort

@  Lisbon Virgo : (07 February 2016 - 02:38 PM)

Well, the idea of dying during sex sounds appealing until you realize it involves crushed pelvises...

@  Paladin : (07 February 2016 - 08:21 AM)

TripleDent Gum, will make you smile...

@  Pennpenn : (06 February 2016 - 10:34 PM)

I do love how they did the "Death! ...by snu-snu!" scene, with Fry and Brannigan's expressions shifting between horrified and delighted.

@  Lisbon Virgo : (06 February 2016 - 08:46 PM)

Yes, please?

@  MEDdMI : (06 February 2016 - 07:48 PM)

Death by snu-snu

@  siccoyote : (06 February 2016 - 07:36 PM)

Everyone's gotta die from something

@  Plokatron : (06 February 2016 - 06:51 PM)

My dad survived it twice and we both have a strong hate towards it for taking someone from us. IMy sympathies to your family.

@  Plokatron : (06 February 2016 - 05:14 PM)

@Smokey Sorry to here that.

@  Smokey : (06 February 2016 - 02:42 PM)

I'd laugh more at cancer jokes if cancer hadn't killed my aunt six years ago.

@  Plokatron : (05 February 2016 - 11:46 PM)

@Dracula Hey the crab is cool too but this DNA monster is giving them both a bad name.

@  Plokatron : (05 February 2016 - 11:07 PM)

Got my copy of the Allspark Almanac. Time to go waste time some more! Hope my copy of HoS get here next week. Trainsformers! More steam to meet your eye!!! No no don't look directly into the cylinders!!!! You fool!!!

@  Paladin : (05 February 2016 - 04:58 PM)

today's time-waster https://frinkiac.com/?p=search

@  Dracula : (05 February 2016 - 08:47 AM)

I like Cancer in Masterforce. Otherwise it's the worst and I don't understand how it keeps getting cast in everything

@  Plokatron : (05 February 2016 - 02:34 AM)

No Cancer is Disgraceful, Disgusting and Despicable! Blasted genetic abnormality thinking it owns the place. I worry for any who have it this year. 2016 looks to be a bad year for cancer sufferers.

@  Smokey : (05 February 2016 - 01:34 AM)

You're dethhhhpicable, 2016.

@  Paladin : (04 February 2016 - 07:49 AM)

http://www.newsfromme.com/2016/02/03/joe-alaskey-r-p/?utm_content=buffere1d3c&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer RIP Plucky. :(

@  Whirl Maximus : (04 February 2016 - 07:04 AM)

Aurora Borealis at this time of year, at this time of day, the phenomenon localized entirely in this comment.

@  TheMightyMol... : (04 February 2016 - 02:11 AM)

l-lewd

@  Plokatron : (04 February 2016 - 01:44 AM)

Bang! Watch out for any unidentified P.O.K.E triggers.


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#1 Cabooceratops

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 05:26 AM

I used my goggles to learn this information! I know it hits close to home here on the Allspark, but it's true! You don't have to page through any books to figure this out, it's right there if you know how to find it!

But I can't tell you how I found this out or where I got this information, you'll have to use the clues provided in this post to find the proof yourself!

Edited by Cabooceratops, 26 February 2012 - 05:26 AM.


#2 Wing

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 08:23 AM

Sugar Babies. :V

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 12:20 PM

As do I. So what?

#4 Kalidor

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 12:24 PM


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#5 Destron D-69

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 12:25 PM

4th doctor is best doctor

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 12:32 PM

QUOTE(Kalidor @ Feb 26 2012, 12:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

This is, of course, the correct response.

Transformers is a brand that really has something for everyone. We are a darn lucky fandom.


#7 Devcon

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 01:38 PM

My "Watch Doctor Who from the Very Begining" project has slowed down a bit, so I'm only at the 3rd doctor (just started his last season though). I am to assume the red guy's name is Kalidor or something similar, then?

Edited by Devcon, 26 February 2012 - 01:48 PM.

I play for team...

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 04:31 PM

Jelly Bab-
QUOTE(Kalidor @ Feb 26 2012, 12:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Well, my job's done here XD

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 05:49 PM

QUOTE(Devcon @ Feb 26 2012, 01:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My "Watch Doctor Who from the Very Begining" project has slowed down a bit, so I'm only at the 3rd doctor (just started his last season though). I am to assume the red guy's name is Kalidor or something similar, then?

Not even close. His name is Andred icon-fire.gif

Transformers is a brand that really has something for everyone. We are a darn lucky fandom.


#10 Devcon

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 05:54 PM

Then I don't get it.
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#11 Destron D-69

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 06:12 PM

the things they are eating are "jelly babies"

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 06:41 PM

QUOTE(Devcon @ Feb 26 2012, 01:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My "Watch Doctor Who from the Very Begining" project has slowed down a bit, so I'm only at the 3rd doctor (just started his last season though). I am to assume the red guy's name is Kalidor or something similar, then?

Yeah, you're not quite far enough in yet to get the joke. Four started the trend with eating Jelly Babies.

Jelly Babies are wonderful, by the way, though maybe not quite sweet enough for most people. The fruit ones are more flavorful, but there's nothing quite like the original.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 06:42 PM

Oh I get the Jelly Baby thing. I just don't see the Kalidor link.
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 06:45 PM

The topic title is Kalidor Eats Babies

And so: Jelly Babies. That's it. That's the whole joke.

You can imagine the other guy being Kalidor if it helps you.

Edited by The Doctor Who, 26 February 2012 - 06:45 PM.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 08:31 PM

QUOTE(Destron D-69 @ Feb 26 2012, 10:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
4th doctor is best doctor

11 is my Doctor.
Reclaim the suffix.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 08:48 PM

Well, he is a damn dirty Drow, after all.

Transformers is a brand that really has something for everyone. We are a darn lucky fandom.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 09:56 PM

Babies are crunchy and good with ketchup. But not jelly babies.

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#18 Destron D-69

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 09:59 PM

11 might be YOURS.. but 4 is BEST.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 10:13 PM

QUOTE(Destron D-69 @ Feb 26 2012, 07:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
11 might be YOURS.. but 4 is BEST.



Who is best?


(get it? get it? Huh? get it, huh? *giggles*)

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#20 Cabooceratops

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 10:22 PM

QUOTE(Evil Zoe @ Feb 26 2012, 10:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Destron D-69 @ Feb 26 2012, 07:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
11 might be YOURS.. but 4 is BEST.



Who is best?


(get it? get it? Huh? get it, huh? *giggles*)

Rarity, duh.




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