Turn them into fleas, harmless, little fleas, and then put that flea in a box, and then put that box inside of another box, and then mail that box to yourself, and when it arrives... SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
I no longer have the BM Ultra Jetstorm toy, but still have the box. Does anyone want it? I will accept any offer, plus shipping, if anyone wants it. Otherwise, I'll toss it in with my recycling this week.
No inserts or anything, just the flattened box, but it's in good shape otherwise.