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@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 02:20 AM)

I herd puns in here, what's the situbacon?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (05 May 2016 - 01:30 AM)

You've caused a stampede.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:22 PM)

Truly moooving things, Foffy.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 11:16 PM)

What have I done?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 11:08 PM)

Don't have a cow, man.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:07 PM)

Dude, calm down! What's your beef man?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 May 2016 - 10:59 PM)

Are you so sure about that? I don't think you've considered what's at steak here.

@  MidnightFox : (04 May 2016 - 10:56 PM)

No need to buffalo anyone.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:54 PM)

Is that all it takes for you to cowtow? Aren't you going to try and milk it a bit more?

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:36 PM)

On second thought, I'm just going to hoof it out of here.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:32 PM)

What sort of udderance is that?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 10:31 PM)

MOO

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:26 PM)

Can I shepherd us to a different topic?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:19 PM)

Ewe got that right.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Not to ram the joke into the ground or anything, right?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Bad jokes abound, wollen you know it.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 09:55 PM)

Face it, Smokey, there's mutton you can do about it.

@  Smokey : (04 May 2016 - 08:51 PM)

Stop with the baaaad puns.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:32 PM)

Positively woolish.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 08:20 PM)

Well now, don't you feel sheepish?

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:05 PM)

That was meant to be a status update, not a shout. Oops.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:03 PM)

Humor is the condiment you use to get the bad taste of life out of your mouth.

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 04:52 PM)

I try to raise my kids right.

@  MEDdMI : (04 May 2016 - 01:15 PM)

:D Nice, OP

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 11:38 AM)

My kids made a desert full of Graboids in Minecraft this past weekend. Including paintings of people in the mouths.

@  Robowang : (03 May 2016 - 08:09 PM)

Put a wombat up ya wanker, moit.

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 06:59 PM)

Could be an 3rd stage Graboid, too

@  BlackMax : (03 May 2016 - 06:29 PM)

THe one by Pratchett that flies by rocket fart.

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 04:54 PM)

She Who Must Not Be Named.

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 04:48 PM)

Which Errol? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Errol (her name is Turtle b/c we couldn't decide on anything)

@  BlackMax : (03 May 2016 - 04:21 PM)

WHat, is her name Errol or something?

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 04:14 PM)

She shoots fire from her eyes, and lightning from her arse!

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 04:13 PM)

just wait till you see what comes out of her backside

@  Smokey : (03 May 2016 - 12:01 PM)

OW HOLY SHIT SHE BREATHES FIRE OW OW OW

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 11:27 AM)

You'll have to fight her for it. Be warned, she bites.

@  Smokey : (03 May 2016 - 11:25 AM)

Then I bid the soul of your turtle.

@  DeltaSeeker : (03 May 2016 - 11:25 AM)

I want one! I can't afford it, but I want one.

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 11:22 AM)

I don't have a firstborn. Your bid is invalid.

@  Smokey : (03 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

I bid the soul of your firstborn.

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 11:13 AM)

I bid a coconut.

@  Ms Virion : (03 May 2016 - 11:11 AM)

I bid $1.

@  Robowang : (03 May 2016 - 10:54 AM)

Anyone want a $600 Botcon Megatron?

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 01:58 AM)

Vote up and let's start showing, just where our Likes are going to.

@  BlackMax : (02 May 2016 - 07:12 PM)

These are the posts we're given.

@  TheMightyMol... : (02 May 2016 - 04:06 PM)

Well, this is the world we live in.

@  OrionPax44 : (02 May 2016 - 03:54 PM)

Living in the land of confusion

@  Paladin : (02 May 2016 - 11:13 AM)

http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/karl-urban-says-conversations-are-happening-about-dredd-tv-series

@  Verno : (02 May 2016 - 02:45 AM)

That's a good mantra, Daith.

@  Daith : (02 May 2016 - 02:26 AM)

Catering to the modern maximal with content that promises to seduce, entertain and continuously surprise.

@  Verno : (01 May 2016 - 09:04 PM)

Just trying to get some exposure. It's difficult to get your stuff seen.


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#1 Oppropro

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 07:43 PM

PANTS ARE OPTIONAL.

CAPS LOCK PREFERRED

WE'RE GOING TO TURN THIS PLACE BACK INTO THE GLORIOUS HELL HOLE IT ONCE WAS


Edited by Oppropro, 12 February 2012 - 07:47 PM.


no matter how badly you want to, you will never kill the dog

#2 Bug-Saw

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 07:44 PM

If you got a bunch of cyborgs to take part in it, would we call it a Cyborgy?

#3 Eva Sigma

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 07:47 PM

Will there be boobies?






QUOTE(Contrary Mary @ Jul 10 2010, 09:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
boobs count as accessories.


QUOTE(Dvandom @ Oct 26 2010, 05:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Unless you are kaiju-sized, a shinkansen is not a sex toy.

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#4 Oppropro

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 07:49 PM



no matter how badly you want to, you will never kill the dog

#5 Oppropro

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 07:50 PM

QUOTE(EvilEyeSigma @ Feb 12 2012, 07:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Will there be boobies?


Yes

no matter how badly you want to, you will never kill the dog

#6 Eva Sigma

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 07:51 PM

QUOTE(Oppropro @ Feb 12 2012, 07:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(EvilEyeSigma @ Feb 12 2012, 07:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Will there be boobies?


Yes


Good, it's not a sexy party without them.
QUOTE(Contrary Mary @ Jul 10 2010, 09:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
boobs count as accessories.


QUOTE(Dvandom @ Oct 26 2010, 05:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Unless you are kaiju-sized, a shinkansen is not a sex toy.

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#7 Oppropro

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 07:54 PM

but don't forget, back is where it's at



no matter how badly you want to, you will never kill the dog

#8 Internet Jesus

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 07:58 PM

Ratchet has arrived and he's handing out roofies.



Also, have some Megatron.


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#9 TheBruteSlayer

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 08:53 PM


My B/S/T thread

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I can't justify $60 for a red crotch.

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#10 Oppropro

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 09:10 PM

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!




but we still need more Ratchet

and possibly tentacles

Edited by Oppropro, 12 February 2012 - 09:11 PM.


no matter how badly you want to, you will never kill the dog

#11 Destron D-69

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 09:12 PM

This was not what my RAGE thread was supposed to prompt...

Pppfffft .. YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING EVER !!!!!11111

*takes ball but doesn't go home because he likes to troll*





... and now that I've ran that impression it's full course ... DESTRON BE ALL UP IN THE SEXY PARTY!



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#12 Oppropro

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 09:16 PM

if you wear two bras at once it makes your boobs look bigger

no matter how badly you want to, you will never kill the dog

#13 Destron D-69

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 09:18 PM

... yeah but I'm an ass man icon-screamer.gif and nobody wants 2 pairs of gotch on?
Would like to see the Combaticons before the Titan Masters.

#14 Destron D-69

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 09:21 PM

also we needs to club this up with some flashing lights ...


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#15 Oppropro

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 09:27 PM

QUOTE(Destron D-69 @ Feb 12 2012, 09:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
... yeah but I'm an ass man icon-screamer.gif and nobody wants 2 pairs of gotch on?



orly?



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#16 Oppropro

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 09:30 PM

Shyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah... that one was a bit much.

Edited by Devcon, 12 February 2012 - 09:56 PM.


no matter how badly you want to, you will never kill the dog

#17 Destron D-69

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 09:34 PM

NEW DESKTOP IS BEST DESKTOP!

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#18 Destron D-69

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 09:59 PM

oh come on it's only 10pm

>_> we can do this all night icon-blitz.gif


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#19 Cabooceratops

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 01:09 AM

Parties? I think we need to bring in an expert.



Also.

*Sets up a temporary bar.* Open Bar, everybody!

#20 Oppropro

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 07:20 PM

DEVCON IS NOT AS ASS MAN!

( . )( . )( . )( . )Perhaps he likes bewbs? I have a poem for you Devcon

Roses are **** ( . )( . )
Violets are **** ( . )( . )
I love **** ( . )( . ) ( . )( . )
( . )( . ).... ****!!!!! ( . )( . ) ( . )( . )( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) ( . )( . )
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no matter how badly you want to, you will never kill the dog




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