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@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:54 PM)

Damn zoning laws.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 03:53 PM)

All this zoning is starting to cross the line here.

@  Rycochet : (05 May 2016 - 03:34 PM)

Earth's most powerful soldiers are earth's last chance against the Spiral Zone!

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:31 PM)

RANDOM ZOOOOOOONE!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:24 PM)

Want to buy car parts and hope they actually give you the right ones? Head to Auto Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:22 PM)

Want to build a shop and don't know where it's legal? Go to the Commercial Zone.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:21 PM)

Careful with these jokes, they could lead us right into the Danger Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:20 PM)

You're running to make a touchdown, when suddenly, you hear Linkin Park - In The End Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:17 PM)

The Princess of Friendship's secret dungeon - the Twilight Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:14 PM)

When you go to bed at 10, wake up at 6 and only get seven hours sleep? You just got Time Zoned!

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 03:11 PM)

what's with this checkered orange dirt? why are there crab robots here? oh dammit I got green hill zoned again

@  Puny Flesh C... : (05 May 2016 - 02:18 PM)

I actually thought about changing my username to'Captain Friendzone' - cos it's ironic yeah? ;)

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 01:47 PM)

@Paladin: Yep, that's what a friendzone is.

@  Locoman : (05 May 2016 - 01:00 PM)

I knew someone who got put in the calzone by a girl. Tomato sauce burns are no laughing matter.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:57 PM)

If you leave your mass graves open for random people to lie naked in, you're doing it wrong.

@  Paladin : (05 May 2016 - 12:53 PM)

isn't "friendzone" a made-up thing creepers use to comfort themselves when they get shot down by women who wouldn't willingly lie naked with them in a mass grave?

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:49 PM)

"You need to give up climbing that tree. That tree is so far gone, that it is cut down, made into 2X4s and it now a coat closet in Dallas."

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:48 PM)

I was discussing with my co-worker about him getting out of the friend zone with this girl:

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 12:17 PM)

I smell BACON! BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON IT'S BACONNNNN!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:12 PM)

I'm not. I wallow in your misery.

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 11:58 AM)

Yeah, so ham I.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

Let me just say ahead of time that I'm suey for the pun

@  Steevy Maximus : (05 May 2016 - 10:44 AM)

I'm sure some are squealing with delight

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 10:40 AM)

Great, a bacon pun. Now people making pig puns will hog the chatbox.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 02:20 AM)

I herd puns in here, what's the situbacon?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (05 May 2016 - 01:30 AM)

You've caused a stampede.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:22 PM)

Truly moooving things, Foffy.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 11:16 PM)

What have I done?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 11:08 PM)

Don't have a cow, man.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:07 PM)

Dude, calm down! What's your beef man?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 May 2016 - 10:59 PM)

Are you so sure about that? I don't think you've considered what's at steak here.

@  MidnightFox : (04 May 2016 - 10:56 PM)

No need to buffalo anyone.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:54 PM)

Is that all it takes for you to cowtow? Aren't you going to try and milk it a bit more?

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:36 PM)

On second thought, I'm just going to hoof it out of here.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:32 PM)

What sort of udderance is that?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 10:31 PM)

MOO

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:26 PM)

Can I shepherd us to a different topic?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:19 PM)

Ewe got that right.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Not to ram the joke into the ground or anything, right?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Bad jokes abound, wollen you know it.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 09:55 PM)

Face it, Smokey, there's mutton you can do about it.

@  Smokey : (04 May 2016 - 08:51 PM)

Stop with the baaaad puns.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:32 PM)

Positively woolish.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 08:20 PM)

Well now, don't you feel sheepish?

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:05 PM)

That was meant to be a status update, not a shout. Oops.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:03 PM)

Humor is the condiment you use to get the bad taste of life out of your mouth.

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 04:52 PM)

I try to raise my kids right.

@  MEDdMI : (04 May 2016 - 01:15 PM)

:D Nice, OP

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 11:38 AM)

My kids made a desert full of Graboids in Minecraft this past weekend. Including paintings of people in the mouths.

@  Robowang : (03 May 2016 - 08:09 PM)

Put a wombat up ya wanker, moit.


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#41 tec

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 11:01 AM

Starscream: These Turtlebeach XBOX 360 headsets are geting ridiculous!
Megatron: Yes but the sound quality is amazeing!

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#42 Corgsopal

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 03:01 PM

Megatron: Well one of us is going to have to change.
Reclaim the suffix.

#43 CORVUS

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 02:00 AM


Transformers is a brand that really has something for everyone. We are a darn lucky fandom.

 

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#44 The Doctor Who

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 02:48 AM

Prime: Elita-1! I swear, it's not what it looks like!
Megatron: Ah, scrap, Optimus, you are in so much trouble...

Edited by The Doctor Who, 13 February 2012 - 02:49 AM.

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#45 Fishbug

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 03:06 AM

QUOTE(^0^CORVUS^o^ @ Feb 13 2012, 02:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"Watch it, Prime! You could put my eye out with that thing!"

#46 LBD "Nytetrayn"

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 05:23 AM

QUOTE(^0^CORVUS^o^ @ Feb 13 2012, 02:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


Sorry to go a similar route to Fishbug, but the first thought in my mind was:

"...and that's when Hasbro decided to shorten the smokestacks."

--LBD "Nytetrayn"

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#47 Vestras

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 09:42 AM

QUOTE(^0^CORVUS^o^ @ Feb 13 2012, 02:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Okay, this time we go right and dodge left. He can't keep hitting us both, right?
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#48 CORVUS

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 10:42 AM

QUOTE(The Doctor Who @ Feb 13 2012, 02:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Prime: Elita-1! I swear, it's not what it looks like!
Megatron: Ah, scrap, Optimus, you are in so much trouble...

I knew someone would go the "They know of our love!" route icon-fire.gif

QUOTE(LBD @ Feb 13 2012, 05:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"...and that's when Hasbro decided to shorten the smokestacks."

LOL! icon-ironhide.gif

Transformers is a brand that really has something for everyone. We are a darn lucky fandom.

 

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 01:34 PM

QUOTE(^0^CORVUS^o^ @ Feb 13 2012, 01:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


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#50 tec

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 01:49 PM

Megatron: What are you watching Prime?
Prime: Current television programeing
Megatron: Can we transwarp back to the 80s now? At least that jive made sence

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#51 Destron D-69

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 04:15 PM

"The new Shout factory dvds have arrived Megatron." -Prime
"Eh what's that there...? Autobots flying?' -Megatron

Would like to see the Combaticons before the Titan Masters.

#52 Corgsopal

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 12:45 AM

Optimus and Megatron walk into a bar. Megatron stands up and says, "That's OK, I didn't see it either."
Reclaim the suffix.

#53 tec

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 03:48 AM

Prime and Megatron study the instructions for RotF Mixmaster

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 10:34 AM


Megatron: So... ummm.. mr. Spielberg... we've heard that the next movie will be a re...
Prime: CAN WE BE IN THE DAMN MOVIE NOW?

Edited by D.M, 14 February 2012 - 10:35 AM.


#55 CORVUS

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 11:04 AM


Transformers is a brand that really has something for everyone. We are a darn lucky fandom.

 

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#56 ▲ndrusi

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 11:33 AM

QUOTE(^0^CORVUS^o^ @ Feb 14 2012, 11:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"Yes, I'm positive. There are no squirrels living in your engines."

QUOTE(orionpax44 @ Jun 24 2012, 01:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Childrens toys? whaa the boxes seriously say ages 5+ I consider myself the plus.
QUOTE(mx-01 archon @ Sep 9 2012, 01:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're talking to ▲ndrusi. Assume everything that he posts is snark.

#57 Vestras

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 12:35 PM

QUOTE(^0^CORVUS^o^ @ Feb 14 2012, 11:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Archeville: STARSCREAM! Where is your fuel???
Screamer: I emptied it out.
Arch: WHY?
Screamer: To make room for the tuna! <Slurp>
Clearing out some old TFs and Mugenbine in my BST Thread. You know you want some of these.

#58 tec

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 02:28 PM

Archeville: No there are no snakes geting abored

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 02:29 PM

Starscream...What do you meen turn your head and cough?

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 03:02 PM

QUOTE(^0^CORVUS^o^ @ Feb 15 2012, 05:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"No no, Starscream, you put your left foot in you put your right foot out. Start again."



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