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@  PlutoniumBoss : (05 May 2016 - 01:30 AM)

You've caused a stampede.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:22 PM)

Truly moooving things, Foffy.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 11:16 PM)

What have I done?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 11:08 PM)

Don't have a cow, man.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:07 PM)

Dude, calm down! What's your beef man?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 May 2016 - 10:59 PM)

Are you so sure about that? I don't think you've considered what's at steak here.

@  MidnightFox : (04 May 2016 - 10:56 PM)

No need to buffalo anyone.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:54 PM)

Is that all it takes for you to cowtow? Aren't you going to try and milk it a bit more?

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:36 PM)

On second thought, I'm just going to hoof it out of here.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:32 PM)

What sort of udderance is that?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 10:31 PM)

MOO

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:26 PM)

Can I shepherd us to a different topic?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:19 PM)

Ewe got that right.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Not to ram the joke into the ground or anything, right?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Bad jokes abound, wollen you know it.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 09:55 PM)

Face it, Smokey, there's mutton you can do about it.

@  Smokey : (04 May 2016 - 08:51 PM)

Stop with the baaaad puns.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:32 PM)

Positively woolish.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 08:20 PM)

Well now, don't you feel sheepish?

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:05 PM)

That was meant to be a status update, not a shout. Oops.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:03 PM)

Humor is the condiment you use to get the bad taste of life out of your mouth.

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 04:52 PM)

I try to raise my kids right.

@  MEDdMI : (04 May 2016 - 01:15 PM)

:D Nice, OP

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 11:38 AM)

My kids made a desert full of Graboids in Minecraft this past weekend. Including paintings of people in the mouths.

@  Robowang : (03 May 2016 - 08:09 PM)

Put a wombat up ya wanker, moit.

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 06:59 PM)

Could be an 3rd stage Graboid, too

@  BlackMax : (03 May 2016 - 06:29 PM)

THe one by Pratchett that flies by rocket fart.

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 04:54 PM)

She Who Must Not Be Named.

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 04:48 PM)

Which Errol? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Errol (her name is Turtle b/c we couldn't decide on anything)

@  BlackMax : (03 May 2016 - 04:21 PM)

WHat, is her name Errol or something?

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 04:14 PM)

She shoots fire from her eyes, and lightning from her arse!

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 04:13 PM)

just wait till you see what comes out of her backside

@  Smokey : (03 May 2016 - 12:01 PM)

OW HOLY SHIT SHE BREATHES FIRE OW OW OW

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 11:27 AM)

You'll have to fight her for it. Be warned, she bites.

@  Smokey : (03 May 2016 - 11:25 AM)

Then I bid the soul of your turtle.

@  DeltaSeeker : (03 May 2016 - 11:25 AM)

I want one! I can't afford it, but I want one.

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 11:22 AM)

I don't have a firstborn. Your bid is invalid.

@  Smokey : (03 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

I bid the soul of your firstborn.

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 11:13 AM)

I bid a coconut.

@  Ms Virion : (03 May 2016 - 11:11 AM)

I bid $1.

@  Robowang : (03 May 2016 - 10:54 AM)

Anyone want a $600 Botcon Megatron?

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 01:58 AM)

Vote up and let's start showing, just where our Likes are going to.

@  BlackMax : (02 May 2016 - 07:12 PM)

These are the posts we're given.

@  TheMightyMol... : (02 May 2016 - 04:06 PM)

Well, this is the world we live in.

@  OrionPax44 : (02 May 2016 - 03:54 PM)

Living in the land of confusion

@  Paladin : (02 May 2016 - 11:13 AM)

http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/karl-urban-says-conversations-are-happening-about-dredd-tv-series

@  Verno : (02 May 2016 - 02:45 AM)

That's a good mantra, Daith.

@  Daith : (02 May 2016 - 02:26 AM)

Catering to the modern maximal with content that promises to seduce, entertain and continuously surprise.

@  Verno : (01 May 2016 - 09:04 PM)

Just trying to get some exposure. It's difficult to get your stuff seen.

@  Touch My Thighs : (01 May 2016 - 08:43 PM)

Verno fanfic power hour, huh?


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#1 Dake

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 11:24 PM

What on this board could possibly be triggering ads for "Cougerlife" (other than my now referencing it). Most times the ads seem relatively straight forward like the ones for actual, electrical transformers or the education ones even... But is there a forum I don't know about where we all talk about hooking up with older women? icon-fire.gif

I do try to do my part and click a banner from time to time but I can just imagine THAT conversation with the missus.

Or worse still, am I the only one seeing these ads? O.o
 
 
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#2 Pennpenn

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 11:26 PM

I get credit cards, Fisher-price infant stuff, and Transformer/3rd party sellers. No cougar stuff here.

#3 Mark Pellegrini

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 11:27 PM

QUOTE(Dake @ Jan 24 2012, 11:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What on this board could possibly be triggering ads for "Cougerlife" (other than my now referencing it).


I think there's a thread in Politics and Religion about how a school had to stop calling its team the Cougars because it was considered disrespectful to horny women over 50.

That might be it.

#4 Corgsopal

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 11:28 PM

I get Cougartown AbbeyLife about 99% of the time...
Reclaim the suffix.

#5 Rhinox

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 11:28 PM

I've been seeing the cougar life ads days before that thread popped up.

"Why does history repeat itself? Because God doesn't have TiVo."

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#6 Esser-Z

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 11:33 PM

QUOTE(DrSpengler @ Jan 24 2012, 11:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Dake @ Jan 24 2012, 11:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What on this board could possibly be triggering ads for "Cougerlife" (other than my now referencing it).


I think there's a thread in Politics and Religion about how a school had to stop calling its team the Cougars because it was considered disrespectful to horny women over 50.

That might be it.

They were around long before that thread.

#7 Evil Zoe

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 11:34 PM

Seriously, guys...it's not my fault.

I stopped dating completely.

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#8 DeadPigmon

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 11:42 PM

I've been getting the cougar ones on my phone for months.

recently on youtube I have been getting an Australian Muslim dating site quite a bit o-o

#9 Random Items

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 12:27 AM

This is a forum where grown men discuss children's toys, video games, comic books, and cartoons... it doesn't exactly take an advanced algorithm to target that kind of advertising.
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#10 Kalidor

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 12:34 AM

I don't really like them personally. I think the new car and blockbuster movie ads are the best.

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#11 DeadPigmon

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 12:38 AM

I'm just glad I don't see the rpg ones that show off a hot girl to get you to play their game on here. its on every other damn site.

#12 Detour

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 12:39 AM

All I ever seem to see are "DATE ASIAN GIRLS" and the likes.

Because apparently, happiness with a significant other is determined by ethnicity.

You're far too young to be this bitter and angry at the world....

I'm reading that with Roy's voice. Heck, I read everything you post in a laconic Irish accent.

 


#13 Corgsopal

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 01:12 AM

What we need is a dating site that specializes in Asian Cougars. With Hand Lasers.
Reclaim the suffix.

#14 tec

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 02:14 AM

Sounds like a Power Ranger show or Super Senti(forgive the misspelling)show to me

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#15 Deathy G1

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 09:10 AM

I am seeing Neiman Marcus and Nissan NV ads lately. Both are things I have googled in the past two weeks.
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#16 Donocropolis

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 09:19 AM

I was laughing about it the other day. I had a CougerLife ad for a couple of threads, then switched to a new thread and got an ad for Chuck-E-Cheese. Google has decided that a site full of toy-loving manchildren would like nothing more than to take their older-woman dates out for some pizza and skiball.

Though, to be honest, my wife (who is actually a bit younger than me) have been on many Chuck-E-Cheese dates, so maybe Google does know me pretty well.

#17 Galenraff

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 10:17 AM

There's only one way to find out - might as well click on the ads sometimes to see what their deal is. icon-hotrod.gif

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#18 lordtaco

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 10:19 AM

No offense to Kal, but I don't see the Google ads thanks to Adblock. I did donate a little in the last server drive so hopefully that offsets my bad karma.

#19 Powered Convoy

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 10:25 AM

He-Man.org has them too.

#20 CORVUS

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 11:23 AM

I've seen the Cougar-Life ads for weeks now, and for months I've seen "Oh My! So many dresses!", which is the one that cracks me up the most.

Transformers is a brand that really has something for everyone. We are a darn lucky fandom.

 

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