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#1 Mr Smitt

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 01:45 PM

Christopher Walken, Tommy Wiseau and Charlie Sheen burst out from behind some bushes and start attacking you. What do you do?

#2 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 03:38 PM

Fart. Loudly.

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 10:15 PM

Thank them for the reprieve from the madness that has become TFD. Then Walken and I reveal our secret alliance and go flying through the hotel lobbies of the world.
Reclaim the suffix.

#4 Devcon

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 12:59 AM

I tell Sheen that Wiseau just stole some of his tiger blood, thus turning Sheen on Wiseau. When Tommy screams "You're Tearin' me apahht, Charlie", I soothe Walken with the sound of more cowbell.

#5 Rogue Drone

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 01:36 AM

Probably nothing. Considering how often Skyshadow chops our heads off... this is pretty tame.




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Posted 22 January 2012 - 02:34 AM

Thank thim for the beating and have thim sign my torn shirt with my own blood


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Posted 22 January 2012 - 02:52 AM

I'd employ my rarely-talked-about but always present ROCKET STILTS.

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 03:23 AM

Play Football

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 12:49 AM

Well, I could easily dispatch both Wiseau and Sheen with a quick zap from the screwdriver (they are androids after all - nothing organic can be that awful), but I'd have to just take it from Walken, because, well...

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 01:19 AM

I'd immediately look for the nearest doorway to escape through, make a run for it and open the door, get on the floor. Everyone walk the dinosaur.

#11 Oppropro

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 10:51 PM

this is exactly why I always carry bear mace and a parring knife in my tiny purse

no matter how badly you want to, you will never kill the dog

#12 ▲ndrusi

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 11:13 AM

I wonder why there were bushes in the alleyway.

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#13 Sharkshadow

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 06:54 PM

QUOTE(Oppropro @ Jan 23 2012, 10:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
this is exactly why I always carry bear mace and a parring knife in my tiny purse

ah the standard issue Canadian citizen's kit.


















#14 Rogue Drone

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 10:15 AM

QUOTE(Matthias Phage @ Jan 23 2012, 12:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'd immediately look for the nearest doorway to escape through, make a run for it and open the door, get on the floor. Everyone walk the dinosaur.


Whoa.... now we have dinosaurs to worry about? We're guessing they're not the plant eating kind.




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Posted 26 January 2012 - 10:31 AM

Play 'Weapon of Choice'. While the other two are distracted by Walken being compelled to dance, I run like hell.

When you find yourself standing on the brink of surrender, know that many in the past faced trials such as your own, but overcame them with their great conviction.
No matter the greatness of your desperation, the failures of your efforts, or the injustice of your treatment, at least a few men have stared into the same challenges and emerged victorious from these tests.
Such men are not only a great source of inspiration, but also the very foundation upon which modern society rests.

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