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@  Summer : (29 April 2016 - 02:07 PM)

The TFWiki Facebook group has long since been abandoned by the actual TFWiki moderators, and there's little to no affiliation with the actual site.

@  Paladin : (29 April 2016 - 07:58 AM)

Willis needs to make rent again?

@  Foffy the Sheep : (29 April 2016 - 06:46 AM)

Oh, are the Titans Return leaks up on there, too?

@  NightViper : (29 April 2016 - 06:41 AM)

Holy jive! So much porn spam in the TFWiki Facebook group!

@  Foffy the Sheep : (29 April 2016 - 06:34 AM)

SAVE THE BUNNIES!!!!

@  MEDdMI : (29 April 2016 - 05:59 AM)

I know I said I like steely buns, but I didn't literally mean buns made out of steel!

@  Foffy the Sheep : (29 April 2016 - 05:20 AM)

Alligators are really scary, because they can eat you. But you know what's even scarier than alligators? Flying alligators. With laser vision. Scariest environment imaginable.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (29 April 2016 - 02:24 AM)

Rook has a very firm butt. ;)

@  Foffy the Sheep : (29 April 2016 - 02:20 AM)

But his butt is down there, and that's what I want to look at.

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 April 2016 - 02:19 AM)

Rook's eyes are up here, Foffy.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (29 April 2016 - 02:14 AM)

Obviously. Rook couldn't very well win the swimsuit competition while he was stuck being a leg, now could he?

@  TheMightyMol... : (29 April 2016 - 02:12 AM)

....of joy, because he's no longer stuck holding up a heavy combiner and can now go do his own thing?

@  Foffy the Sheep : (29 April 2016 - 02:09 AM)

You hear that? That's the sound of Rook crying bitter, bitter tears.

@  Telly : (29 April 2016 - 12:58 AM)

my deluxe groove has shipped! soon i will have defensor the way he is supposed to be!!

@  Dracula : (28 April 2016 - 09:09 AM)

All I can say is their preorder and invoice system seems to work fine.

@  Dracula : (28 April 2016 - 09:09 AM)

Oddly I just placed an order with them this week. But I haven't received the item (Victorion) yet, so I can't really give you a review

@  zephyrX9 : (27 April 2016 - 11:46 PM)

anyone here ever shopped at Ages Three And Up? If so, how is their service?

@  MEDdMI : (27 April 2016 - 08:46 PM)

Don't remind me, they do that at my work too *shudder*

@  Patchouli Kn... : (27 April 2016 - 08:29 PM)

Oh yes, yes, it did.

@  Telly : (27 April 2016 - 08:28 PM)

and during christmas it just got woooooooooooooorse....

@  Patchouli Kn... : (27 April 2016 - 08:27 PM)

I used to work at a grocery store, so I'd hear those songs for 8 long hours...

@  Paladin : (27 April 2016 - 07:38 PM)

that feeling when you hear a song at the grocery store & it winds up stuck in your head hours later...

@  Kalidor : (27 April 2016 - 06:08 PM)

Site may or may not be sluggish for a bit.. running some updates and reports

@  The Doctor Who : (27 April 2016 - 06:00 PM)

Pfft, the Time Traveler was better. He built his time in the 1890's!

@  ▲ndrusi : (27 April 2016 - 05:56 PM)

Gary Seven or nothing!

@  The Doctor Who : (27 April 2016 - 05:44 PM)

Personally I like Inspector Spacetime better...

@  Telly : (27 April 2016 - 05:33 PM)

doctor...doctor...doctor who hhhooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

@  Paladin : (27 April 2016 - 05:16 PM)

HO, THAT'S WHO!

@  Telly : (27 April 2016 - 05:05 PM)

DOCTOR WHY?

@  Foffy the Sheep : (27 April 2016 - 04:47 PM)

DOCTOR WHERE?

@  Foffy the Sheep : (27 April 2016 - 04:47 PM)

DOCTOR WHAT?

@  Ms Virion : (27 April 2016 - 04:46 PM)

No, TheDoctorWho.

@  Bass X0 : (27 April 2016 - 04:44 PM)

DOCTOR WHO?

@  Telly : (27 April 2016 - 04:43 PM)

my black and white world view has been shattered into so many tiny pieces now. like little packing peanuts tossed into a river my mind is scattered. AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!

@  Foffy the Sheep : (27 April 2016 - 04:38 PM)

Don't say it Foffy. Don't say it...

@  Ms Virion : (27 April 2016 - 04:35 PM)

I can attest to that. I've seen his recording equipment.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (27 April 2016 - 04:30 PM)

THE DOCTOR WAS ONE OF THE VOICES

@  Telly : (27 April 2016 - 04:30 PM)

but the doctor told me the voices wouldnt come back anymore...

@  Foffy the Sheep : (27 April 2016 - 04:26 PM)

We are your conscience. You do everything we tell you to. Now slap yourself in the face.

@  Telly : (27 April 2016 - 04:22 PM)

where am i? who are you people?

@  Foffy the Sheep : (27 April 2016 - 04:16 PM)

No. No one remembers anything. Everyone has amnesia.

@  Bass X0 : (27 April 2016 - 03:51 PM)

Does anyone remember Revolution X?

@  Bass X0 : (27 April 2016 - 03:40 PM)

It's in Connecticut.

@  Bass X0 : (27 April 2016 - 03:39 PM)

Now go to Pym Falls.

@  Smokey : (27 April 2016 - 03:38 PM)

... *jumps off of Victoria Falls*

@  TheMightyMol... : (27 April 2016 - 03:30 PM)

He's on HTS now.

@  Smokey : (27 April 2016 - 03:28 PM)

I got the Deluxe from Japan. I lost patience waiting for Hasbro to release him.

@  Lightbright : (27 April 2016 - 02:40 PM)

It's an evolution revolution!

@  Kalidor : (27 April 2016 - 01:32 PM)

I enjoyed Revolution. Was a good show.

@  TheMightyMol... : (27 April 2016 - 12:00 PM)

You would oppose the revolution?


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#1 Mr Smitt

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 01:45 PM

Christopher Walken, Tommy Wiseau and Charlie Sheen burst out from behind some bushes and start attacking you. What do you do?

#2 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 03:38 PM

Fart. Loudly.

#3 Corgsopal

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 10:15 PM

Thank them for the reprieve from the madness that has become TFD. Then Walken and I reveal our secret alliance and go flying through the hotel lobbies of the world.
Reclaim the suffix.

#4 Devcon

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 12:59 AM

I tell Sheen that Wiseau just stole some of his tiger blood, thus turning Sheen on Wiseau. When Tommy screams "You're Tearin' me apahht, Charlie", I soothe Walken with the sound of more cowbell.
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#5 Rogue Drone

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 01:36 AM

Probably nothing. Considering how often Skyshadow chops our heads off... this is pretty tame.




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#6 tec

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 02:34 AM

Thank thim for the beating and have thim sign my torn shirt with my own blood

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#7 Cabooceratops

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 02:52 AM

I'd employ my rarely-talked-about but always present ROCKET STILTS.

#8 Internet Jesus

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 03:23 AM

Play Football

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#9 The Doctor Who

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 12:49 AM

Well, I could easily dispatch both Wiseau and Sheen with a quick zap from the screwdriver (they are androids after all - nothing organic can be that awful), but I'd have to just take it from Walken, because, well...

"Dis guy is un-hugin'-believable!"

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#10 Ms Virion

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 01:19 AM

I'd immediately look for the nearest doorway to escape through, make a run for it and open the door, get on the floor. Everyone walk the dinosaur.

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#11 Oppropro

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 10:51 PM

this is exactly why I always carry bear mace and a parring knife in my tiny purse

no matter how badly you want to, you will never kill the dog

#12 ▲ndrusi

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 11:13 AM

I wonder why there were bushes in the alleyway.

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Childrens toys? whaa the boxes seriously say ages 5+ I consider myself the plus.
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You're talking to ▲ndrusi. Assume everything that he posts is snark.

#13 Sharkshadow

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 06:54 PM

QUOTE(Oppropro @ Jan 23 2012, 10:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
this is exactly why I always carry bear mace and a parring knife in my tiny purse

ah the standard issue Canadian citizen's kit.

#14 Rogue Drone

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 10:15 AM

QUOTE(Matthias Phage @ Jan 23 2012, 12:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'd immediately look for the nearest doorway to escape through, make a run for it and open the door, get on the floor. Everyone walk the dinosaur.


Whoa.... now we have dinosaurs to worry about? We're guessing they're not the plant eating kind.




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#15 SilverFirePrime

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 10:31 AM

Play 'Weapon of Choice'. While the other two are distracted by Walken being compelled to dance, I run like hell.

When you find yourself standing on the brink of surrender, know that many in the past faced trials such as your own, but overcame them with their great conviction.
No matter the greatness of your desperation, the failures of your efforts, or the injustice of your treatment, at least a few men have stared into the same challenges and emerged victorious from these tests.
Such men are not only a great source of inspiration, but also the very foundation upon which modern society rests.

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