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#1 Internet Jesus

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 10:20 PM

Cause I really do like bacon.

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 10:54 PM

Kevin Bacon?



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Posted 01 January 2012 - 11:46 PM

QUOTE(Rogue Drone @ Jan 1 2012, 07:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Kevin Bacon?

Nah, he's incurable.

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 11:56 PM

There is no cure for bacon.
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Posted 02 January 2012 - 12:21 AM

The only cure...

Is more cowbell.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 12:43 AM

Cow Bacon.

HMM.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:27 AM

this is how you cure bacon



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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:28 AM

THANK you.

I'll eat good tomorrow.

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#9 Oppropro

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:41 AM

more happy news, my emo seems to have been cured

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:42 AM

Kosher Salt solves everything, I swear.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:55 AM

I thought you cured bacon with melted cheddar cheese.
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Posted 02 January 2012 - 07:39 AM

"This is 100% grade-A dark maple syrrup. And I'm sure those of you who live in states or countries that produce Maple Syrrup would agree with me"

No I don't. I've seen the stuff and this was not nearly thick enough to be what he claims. So much for his claim of authenticity.
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Posted 02 January 2012 - 09:18 AM

I love it when people say 100%... in this case what else could it be?

there's a horrible ring of illegal Sappers out there cutting their Maple syrup with 50% Hickory drippings?

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 10:03 AM

Oh yeah, we're really sticking it to muslim extremists by flaunting how much we love to eat the most unkosher food listed in the Koran, that'll teach 'em to try and ruin our way of life. Bacon is freedom food, ain't no better way to express the freedoms muslim extremists hate so much than by eating bacon.

Edited by Bug-Saw, 02 January 2012 - 10:03 AM.


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Posted 02 January 2012 - 10:19 AM

"Bacon is delicious" is a good enough reason, Hornet, stop being silly.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 11:07 AM

If you can't be silly in Mayhem, where can you?

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 11:23 AM

QUOTE(Daggor @ Jan 1 2012, 11:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
There is no cure for bacon.

Man, if THIS response had not been within the first 5, I'd have been sorely disappointed.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 11:47 AM

I was disappointed it because it was to have been my response.


So I guess I'll have to go with my back up response of: With more bacon.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:00 PM

So how many degrees away from Kevin Bacon is bacon?



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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:05 PM

QUOTE(Bug-Saw @ Jan 2 2012, 10:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh yeah, we're really sticking it to muslim extremists by flaunting how much we love to eat the most unkosher food listed in the Koran, that'll teach 'em to try and ruin our way of life. Bacon is freedom food, ain't no better way to express the freedoms muslim extremists hate so much than by eating bacon.



Muslims eat Halal; Jews eat Kosher.

Also, stop being a giant [feminine irrigation] bag.

Edited by Oppropro, 02 January 2012 - 04:24 PM.


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