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@  Smokey : (06 May 2016 - 06:46 PM)

The only conclusion is that SG Forster and Sorenson stole the credit.

@  Smokey : (06 May 2016 - 06:06 PM)

Yes, but IRL Jim Sorenson and Bill Forster are far from evil if they can write such a wonderful, glorious work of literature.

@  Locoman : (06 May 2016 - 05:48 PM)

Yeah, the allspark almanac said that our universe is an evil backwards universe.

@  Bass X0 : (06 May 2016 - 05:23 PM)

Oh man, are you cereal?

@  Locoman : (06 May 2016 - 04:42 PM)

we ARE the shattered glass universe

@  OrionPax44 : (06 May 2016 - 04:03 PM)

We would have dropped the bombs first. Good is so much more honorable and Evil is so much more evil in SG. It'd be more like T2 Judgemnet day and the SG Nazis would bring the world together. Just feels weird saying it.

@  Bass X0 : (06 May 2016 - 03:05 PM)

In the Shattered Glass universe, would the heroic Nazis have won World War II?

@  MEDdMI : (06 May 2016 - 02:04 PM)

*sips coffee mug, slams it on the prosecutor's table with a wry smile* Special blend #102.

@  OrionPax44 : (06 May 2016 - 12:34 PM)

If it's bitter you made it wrong. Where's that "Good Eats brew" episode

@  Smokey : (06 May 2016 - 11:32 AM)

Darker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee.

@  OrionPax44 : (06 May 2016 - 11:21 AM)

Don't let him get to it. You know how he mixes with coffee. Uh oh here we go again.

@  MEDdMI : (06 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

Trite! *throws coffee mug*

@  OrionPax44 : (06 May 2016 - 11:13 AM)

*Sips his coffee* settle down Cornholio

@  Smokey : (06 May 2016 - 10:41 AM)

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!

@  BlackMax : (06 May 2016 - 09:37 AM)

Settle down Beavis.

@  Smokey : (06 May 2016 - 09:13 AM)

HE SAID "PUD," AND THEN "DING!"

@  LBD "Nyt... : (06 May 2016 - 06:22 AM)

"At this point, he probably is."

@  MEDdMI : (06 May 2016 - 06:09 AM)

Did someone say pudding?

@  Donocropolis : (06 May 2016 - 06:00 AM)

MY EYE! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it!

@  Whirl Maximus : (06 May 2016 - 05:08 AM)

NOT LENNY!

@  Scavgraphics : (06 May 2016 - 03:20 AM)

CIVIL WAR!!!! WOOOO!!!

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 May 2016 - 02:06 AM)

Something about "Universe on Fire" speaks to me.

@  TriBlurr : (06 May 2016 - 02:03 AM)

4:30

@  TriBlurr : (06 May 2016 - 02:03 AM)

Its $:30 in the morning. Im awake because I've discovered the band Gloryhammer

@  OrionPax44 : (06 May 2016 - 12:05 AM)

Shirley you don't wanna go there

@  RichardT1977 : (05 May 2016 - 11:45 PM)

Listen, Betty, don't start with your "white zone" s*** again.

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:54 PM)

Damn zoning laws.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 03:53 PM)

All this zoning is starting to cross the line here.

@  Rycochet : (05 May 2016 - 03:34 PM)

Earth's most powerful soldiers are earth's last chance against the Spiral Zone!

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:31 PM)

RANDOM ZOOOOOOONE!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:24 PM)

Want to buy car parts and hope they actually give you the right ones? Head to Auto Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:22 PM)

Want to build a shop and don't know where it's legal? Go to the Commercial Zone.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:21 PM)

Careful with these jokes, they could lead us right into the Danger Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:20 PM)

You're running to make a touchdown, when suddenly, you hear Linkin Park - In The End Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:17 PM)

The Princess of Friendship's secret dungeon - the Twilight Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:14 PM)

When you go to bed at 10, wake up at 6 and only get seven hours sleep? You just got Time Zoned!

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 03:11 PM)

what's with this checkered orange dirt? why are there crab robots here? oh dammit I got green hill zoned again

@  Puny Flesh C... : (05 May 2016 - 02:18 PM)

I actually thought about changing my username to'Captain Friendzone' - cos it's ironic yeah? ;)

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 01:47 PM)

@Paladin: Yep, that's what a friendzone is.

@  Locoman : (05 May 2016 - 01:00 PM)

I knew someone who got put in the calzone by a girl. Tomato sauce burns are no laughing matter.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:57 PM)

If you leave your mass graves open for random people to lie naked in, you're doing it wrong.

@  Paladin : (05 May 2016 - 12:53 PM)

isn't "friendzone" a made-up thing creepers use to comfort themselves when they get shot down by women who wouldn't willingly lie naked with them in a mass grave?

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:49 PM)

"You need to give up climbing that tree. That tree is so far gone, that it is cut down, made into 2X4s and it now a coat closet in Dallas."

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:48 PM)

I was discussing with my co-worker about him getting out of the friend zone with this girl:

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 12:17 PM)

I smell BACON! BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON IT'S BACONNNNN!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:12 PM)

I'm not. I wallow in your misery.

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 11:58 AM)

Yeah, so ham I.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

Let me just say ahead of time that I'm suey for the pun

@  Steevy Maximus : (05 May 2016 - 10:44 AM)

I'm sure some are squealing with delight

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 10:40 AM)

Great, a bacon pun. Now people making pig puns will hog the chatbox.


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#1 Internet Jesus

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 10:20 PM

Cause I really do like bacon.

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 10:54 PM

Kevin Bacon?



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Posted 01 January 2012 - 11:46 PM

QUOTE(Rogue Drone @ Jan 1 2012, 07:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Kevin Bacon?

Nah, he's incurable.

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 11:56 PM

There is no cure for bacon.
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Posted 02 January 2012 - 12:21 AM

The only cure...

Is more cowbell.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 12:43 AM

Cow Bacon.

HMM.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:27 AM

this is how you cure bacon



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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:28 AM

THANK you.

I'll eat good tomorrow.

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#9 Oppropro

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:41 AM

more happy news, my emo seems to have been cured

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:42 AM

Kosher Salt solves everything, I swear.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:55 AM

I thought you cured bacon with melted cheddar cheese.
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Posted 02 January 2012 - 07:39 AM

"This is 100% grade-A dark maple syrrup. And I'm sure those of you who live in states or countries that produce Maple Syrrup would agree with me"

No I don't. I've seen the stuff and this was not nearly thick enough to be what he claims. So much for his claim of authenticity.
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Posted 02 January 2012 - 09:18 AM

I love it when people say 100%... in this case what else could it be?

there's a horrible ring of illegal Sappers out there cutting their Maple syrup with 50% Hickory drippings?
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Posted 02 January 2012 - 10:03 AM

Oh yeah, we're really sticking it to muslim extremists by flaunting how much we love to eat the most unkosher food listed in the Koran, that'll teach 'em to try and ruin our way of life. Bacon is freedom food, ain't no better way to express the freedoms muslim extremists hate so much than by eating bacon.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 10:19 AM

"Bacon is delicious" is a good enough reason, Hornet, stop being silly.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 11:07 AM

If you can't be silly in Mayhem, where can you?

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 11:23 AM

QUOTE(Daggor @ Jan 1 2012, 11:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
There is no cure for bacon.

Man, if THIS response had not been within the first 5, I'd have been sorely disappointed.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 11:47 AM

I was disappointed it because it was to have been my response.


So I guess I'll have to go with my back up response of: With more bacon.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:00 PM

So how many degrees away from Kevin Bacon is bacon?



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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:05 PM

QUOTE(Bug-Saw @ Jan 2 2012, 10:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh yeah, we're really sticking it to muslim extremists by flaunting how much we love to eat the most unkosher food listed in the Koran, that'll teach 'em to try and ruin our way of life. Bacon is freedom food, ain't no better way to express the freedoms muslim extremists hate so much than by eating bacon.



Muslims eat Halal; Jews eat Kosher.

Also, stop being a giant [feminine irrigation] bag.

Edited by Oppropro, 02 January 2012 - 04:24 PM.


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