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@  Steevy Maximus : (08 December 2016 - 12:04 AM)

If Rattrap is still there, I'll just buy it for Toys for Tots. Two plus years is too long to see a figure shelfwarm

@  The Doctor Who : (07 December 2016 - 09:24 PM)

About this much:

@  Telly : (07 December 2016 - 09:06 PM)

what length of rope do you think youll need?

@  D.M : (07 December 2016 - 08:59 PM)

He's gonna need more rope.

@  BlackMax : (07 December 2016 - 06:12 PM)

C'mon now, you can't play the game if you're not going to follow the rules.

@  The Doctor Who : (07 December 2016 - 05:04 PM)

Candlejack Skellington.

@  Noideaforaname : (07 December 2016 - 05:02 PM)

CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK

@  BlackMax : (07 December 2016 - 04:27 PM)

What was he talking about? That old cartoon about Candlej

@  Dracula : (07 December 2016 - 03:01 PM)

ShadowMan024's body was never found

@  ShadowMan024 : (07 December 2016 - 01:59 PM)

Apparently saying "Omnios" has the same effect as saying "Cand

@  Bass X0 : (07 December 2016 - 01:58 PM)

Don't say that name three times or He will return.

@  ShadowMan024 : (07 December 2016 - 01:50 PM)

She also voiced the main villain in that show Omnios liked on Nicke

@  MEDdMI : (07 December 2016 - 09:26 AM)

Emperor's New School series was fun, too. Eartha Kitt still voiced Yzma

@  BlackMax : (07 December 2016 - 09:03 AM)

That was a brilliant bit.

@  Paladin : (07 December 2016 - 08:29 AM)

Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill- got it.

@  BlackMax : (07 December 2016 - 07:55 AM)

Dammit I was too late!

@  ShadowMan024 : (07 December 2016 - 12:35 AM)

BOOOOOOO YAAAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAAAAH!

@  ShadowMan024 : (07 December 2016 - 12:35 AM)

Bring it on.

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (07 December 2016 - 12:34 AM)

Most likely.

@  ShadowMan024 : (07 December 2016 - 12:20 AM)

Sharp rocks at the bottom?

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 11:28 PM)

No no I did see it. The "yep" follows the waterfall.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (06 December 2016 - 11:19 PM)

BlackMax.. You've never seen Emperor's New Groove? Stop whatever your doing and go watch it.. And while not nearly as good.. Watch Krunk's new groove as well!

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 11:00 PM)

Yep.

@  ShadowMan024 : (06 December 2016 - 09:44 PM)

Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.

@  Locoman : (06 December 2016 - 09:39 PM)

Well, you got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.

@  ShadowMan024 : (06 December 2016 - 09:39 PM)

Why does she even HAVE that lever?

@  ShadowMan024 : (06 December 2016 - 09:38 PM)

WRONG LEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

@  MEDdMI : (06 December 2016 - 09:37 PM)

Pull the lever, Krunk!

@  ShadowMan024 : (06 December 2016 - 09:33 PM)

The Emperor's New Groove.

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 09:33 PM)

I didn't understand that reference.

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 09:32 PM)

I...

@  ShadowMan024 : (06 December 2016 - 09:32 PM)

I love that movie.

@  ShadowMan024 : (06 December 2016 - 09:02 PM)

AHAHAHAHA! IT'S DINNERTIME! *thunder crashes*

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (06 December 2016 - 08:00 PM)

+1 for Locoman!

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 07:14 PM)

Give each of them an Armada Sideswipe.

@  Locoman : (06 December 2016 - 06:45 PM)

Turn them into fleas, harmless, little fleas, and then put that flea in a box, and then put that box inside of another box, and then mail that box to yourself, and when it arrives... SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 December 2016 - 06:13 PM)

Load them into cannons, load the cannons into bigger cannons, launch the cannons into orbit, then launch them back down into the Marianas Trench.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (06 December 2016 - 06:12 PM)

Load them both into cannons and fire them into orbit.

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 05:19 PM)

We'll load Trump into the cannon and shoot ~him at~ Bieber. Problem solved.

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 December 2016 - 04:08 PM)

Oh yeah, like I had enough left over for a safety net after buying the cannon. I work retail here!

@  Telly : (06 December 2016 - 03:12 PM)

so long as theres a safety net i can land in sure!

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 December 2016 - 03:09 PM)

Hey man, I didn't get this comically large cannon to NOT shoot somebody out ot it. So unless you're volunteering to take his place.....

@  Telly : (06 December 2016 - 03:02 PM)

cant we just shoot him, full stop??

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 December 2016 - 03:01 PM)

Can't we just like, shoot him out of a comically large cannon or something?

@  Paladin : (06 December 2016 - 02:59 PM)

first you agree to throw Justin Bieber out into the cold & let him freeze to death...

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 02:14 PM)

Say, give us all the Tim Horton's and about 700 kilos of Coffee Crisps and we'll take all the cold. How about it?

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 02:13 PM)

Well hey, let's not be hasty. Canada and the US are allies, we're all friends here on this board, maybe we can negotiate.

@  Telly : (06 December 2016 - 02:11 PM)

just tryin to save you some misery mate :)

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 04:37 AM)

Well not any more I'm not.:(

@  Telly : (05 December 2016 - 07:59 PM)

@blackmax-cold leads to snow. snow leads to delayed shipments. delayed shipments lead to a paranoid blackmax. are you SURE you want the cold??


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Posted 01 January 2012 - 10:20 PM

Cause I really do like bacon.

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 10:54 PM

Kevin Bacon?

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 11:46 PM

QUOTE(Rogue Drone @ Jan 1 2012, 07:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Kevin Bacon?

Nah, he's incurable.

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 11:56 PM

There is no cure for bacon.
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Posted 02 January 2012 - 12:21 AM

The only cure...

Is more cowbell.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 12:43 AM

Cow Bacon.

HMM.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:27 AM

this is how you cure bacon



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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:28 AM

THANK you.

I'll eat good tomorrow.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:41 AM

more happy news, my emo seems to have been cured

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:42 AM

Kosher Salt solves everything, I swear.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:55 AM

I thought you cured bacon with melted cheddar cheese.
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Posted 02 January 2012 - 07:39 AM

"This is 100% grade-A dark maple syrrup. And I'm sure those of you who live in states or countries that produce Maple Syrrup would agree with me"

No I don't. I've seen the stuff and this was not nearly thick enough to be what he claims. So much for his claim of authenticity.
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Posted 02 January 2012 - 09:18 AM

I love it when people say 100%... in this case what else could it be?

there's a horrible ring of illegal Sappers out there cutting their Maple syrup with 50% Hickory drippings?
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Posted 02 January 2012 - 10:03 AM

Oh yeah, we're really sticking it to muslim extremists by flaunting how much we love to eat the most unkosher food listed in the Koran, that'll teach 'em to try and ruin our way of life. Bacon is freedom food, ain't no better way to express the freedoms muslim extremists hate so much than by eating bacon.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 10:19 AM

"Bacon is delicious" is a good enough reason, Hornet, stop being silly.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 11:07 AM

If you can't be silly in Mayhem, where can you?

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 11:23 AM

QUOTE(Daggor @ Jan 1 2012, 11:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
There is no cure for bacon.

Man, if THIS response had not been within the first 5, I'd have been sorely disappointed.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 11:47 AM

I was disappointed it because it was to have been my response.


So I guess I'll have to go with my back up response of: With more bacon.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:00 PM

So how many degrees away from Kevin Bacon is bacon?

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:05 PM

QUOTE(Bug-Saw @ Jan 2 2012, 10:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh yeah, we're really sticking it to muslim extremists by flaunting how much we love to eat the most unkosher food listed in the Koran, that'll teach 'em to try and ruin our way of life. Bacon is freedom food, ain't no better way to express the freedoms muslim extremists hate so much than by eating bacon.



Muslims eat Halal; Jews eat Kosher.

Also, stop being a giant [feminine irrigation] bag.

Edited by Oppropro, 02 January 2012 - 04:24 PM.


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