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@  LBD "Nyt... : (06 May 2016 - 06:22 AM)

"At this point, he probably is."

@  MEDdMI : (06 May 2016 - 06:09 AM)

Did someone say pudding?

@  Donocropolis : (06 May 2016 - 06:00 AM)

MY EYE! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it!

@  Whirl Maximus : (06 May 2016 - 05:08 AM)

NOT LENNY!

@  Scavgraphics : (06 May 2016 - 03:20 AM)

CIVIL WAR!!!! WOOOO!!!

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 May 2016 - 02:06 AM)

Something about "Universe on Fire" speaks to me.

@  TriBlurr : (06 May 2016 - 02:03 AM)

4:30

@  TriBlurr : (06 May 2016 - 02:03 AM)

Its $:30 in the morning. Im awake because I've discovered the band Gloryhammer

@  OrionPax44 : (06 May 2016 - 12:05 AM)

Shirley you don't wanna go there

@  RichardT1977 : (05 May 2016 - 11:45 PM)

Listen, Betty, don't start with your "white zone" s*** again.

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:54 PM)

Damn zoning laws.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 03:53 PM)

All this zoning is starting to cross the line here.

@  Rycochet : (05 May 2016 - 03:34 PM)

Earth's most powerful soldiers are earth's last chance against the Spiral Zone!

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:31 PM)

RANDOM ZOOOOOOONE!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:24 PM)

Want to buy car parts and hope they actually give you the right ones? Head to Auto Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:22 PM)

Want to build a shop and don't know where it's legal? Go to the Commercial Zone.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:21 PM)

Careful with these jokes, they could lead us right into the Danger Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:20 PM)

You're running to make a touchdown, when suddenly, you hear Linkin Park - In The End Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:17 PM)

The Princess of Friendship's secret dungeon - the Twilight Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:14 PM)

When you go to bed at 10, wake up at 6 and only get seven hours sleep? You just got Time Zoned!

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 03:11 PM)

what's with this checkered orange dirt? why are there crab robots here? oh dammit I got green hill zoned again

@  Puny Flesh C... : (05 May 2016 - 02:18 PM)

I actually thought about changing my username to'Captain Friendzone' - cos it's ironic yeah? ;)

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 01:47 PM)

@Paladin: Yep, that's what a friendzone is.

@  Locoman : (05 May 2016 - 01:00 PM)

I knew someone who got put in the calzone by a girl. Tomato sauce burns are no laughing matter.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:57 PM)

If you leave your mass graves open for random people to lie naked in, you're doing it wrong.

@  Paladin : (05 May 2016 - 12:53 PM)

isn't "friendzone" a made-up thing creepers use to comfort themselves when they get shot down by women who wouldn't willingly lie naked with them in a mass grave?

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:49 PM)

"You need to give up climbing that tree. That tree is so far gone, that it is cut down, made into 2X4s and it now a coat closet in Dallas."

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:48 PM)

I was discussing with my co-worker about him getting out of the friend zone with this girl:

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 12:17 PM)

I smell BACON! BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON IT'S BACONNNNN!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:12 PM)

I'm not. I wallow in your misery.

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 11:58 AM)

Yeah, so ham I.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

Let me just say ahead of time that I'm suey for the pun

@  Steevy Maximus : (05 May 2016 - 10:44 AM)

I'm sure some are squealing with delight

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 10:40 AM)

Great, a bacon pun. Now people making pig puns will hog the chatbox.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 02:20 AM)

I herd puns in here, what's the situbacon?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (05 May 2016 - 01:30 AM)

You've caused a stampede.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:22 PM)

Truly moooving things, Foffy.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 11:16 PM)

What have I done?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 11:08 PM)

Don't have a cow, man.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:07 PM)

Dude, calm down! What's your beef man?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 May 2016 - 10:59 PM)

Are you so sure about that? I don't think you've considered what's at steak here.

@  MidnightFox : (04 May 2016 - 10:56 PM)

No need to buffalo anyone.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:54 PM)

Is that all it takes for you to cowtow? Aren't you going to try and milk it a bit more?

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:36 PM)

On second thought, I'm just going to hoof it out of here.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:32 PM)

What sort of udderance is that?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 10:31 PM)

MOO

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:26 PM)

Can I shepherd us to a different topic?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:19 PM)

Ewe got that right.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Not to ram the joke into the ground or anything, right?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Bad jokes abound, wollen you know it.


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#41 Swampflight

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 08:48 PM

In the first Star Trek movie when Spock was describing an "entire planet of living machines",does that mean VGER at some point in its travels made it to Cybertron?

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 09:03 PM

Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
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Posted 10 January 2012 - 08:53 AM

QUOTE(Slander @ Jan 9 2012, 12:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Rogue Drone @ Jan 6 2012, 11:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So what will happen when he finds out that we used his time machine and accidentally lost some TF molds? Oh and also went back and spoiled a few movies for him?


BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW.


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#44 Slander

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Posted 10 January 2012 - 11:42 AM

QUOTE(Esser-Z @ Jan 9 2012, 07:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Are you related to libel?


Legally-speaking, yes.

QUOTE(Magmatron65 @ Jan 9 2012, 07:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
In the first Star Trek movie when Spock was describing an "entire planet of living machines",does that mean VGER at some point in its travels made it to Cybertron?


According to one of the Shatner-coauthored Trek novels, The Return, the planet VGER found was actually the Borg homeworld. However, I prefer to think of it as post-Beast Machines Cybertron.

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Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?


Cure diabetes.

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Did we ruin a movie for you while we were back in time also?


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Posted 10 January 2012 - 07:04 PM

O.K.,quizmaster,answer this one:Who was the red-haired girl who played the piano in the Thomson Twins music video "Lay your hands on me"?

Edited by Magmatron65, 10 January 2012 - 07:04 PM.


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Posted 10 January 2012 - 09:04 PM

if she wasn't a Ginger then I'd say her name was Sexy.. non-ginger redheads are sexy.

but I await the quizmaster's reply

for..google searches yet to be
Would like to see the Combaticons before the Titan Masters.

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Posted 10 January 2012 - 10:34 PM

If we have a rogue drone in everyone's bedroom is that considered stalking?



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#48 Slander

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 01:45 PM

QUOTE(Magmatron65 @ Jan 10 2012, 06:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
O.K.,quizmaster,answer this one:Who was the red-haired girl who played the piano in the Thomson Twins music video "Lay your hands on me"?




QUOTE(Rogue Drone @ Jan 10 2012, 09:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If we have a rogue drone in everyone's bedroom is that considered stalking?


Where I come from, it's considered target practice.

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 06:12 PM

QUOTE(Slander @ Jan 11 2012, 02:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Magmatron65 @ Jan 10 2012, 06:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
O.K.,quizmaster,answer this one:Who was the red-haired girl who played the piano in the Thomson Twins music video "Lay your hands on me"?




QUOTE(Rogue Drone @ Jan 10 2012, 09:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If we have a rogue drone in everyone's bedroom is that considered stalking?


Where I come from, it's considered target practice.

O.K.,you got her picture,what's her name?

#50 Slander

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 11:18 PM

QUOTE(Magmatron65 @ Jan 11 2012, 05:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
O.K.,you got her picture,what's her name?


Reba McEntire. Duh.

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 11:19 PM

SEXY! .. now get her to tell me I'm 4 days late returning my library book

*ahhhh yeah*
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Posted 12 January 2012 - 12:45 AM

QUOTE(Slander @ Jan 11 2012, 12:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


*A rogue drone walks in.*

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!

Edited by Rogue Drone, 12 January 2012 - 12:46 AM.




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Posted 12 January 2012 - 01:11 AM

Why does Wolverine walk around not being covered in copious amounts of human blood?

I know that comics can't do that, but even in the movies he scores bloodless kills. With insanely sharp metal claws.
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Posted 12 January 2012 - 07:11 AM

Lasers, masers, or phasers?

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Posted 12 January 2012 - 09:03 AM

We can ask anything, right?
Is there a question we shouldn't ask because it will destroy the world as we know it and what is it?



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Posted 12 January 2012 - 01:53 PM

QUOTE(EvilEyeSigma @ Jan 12 2012, 12:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why does Wolverine walk around not being covered in copious amounts of human blood?

I know that comics can't do that, but even in the movies he scores bloodless kills. With insanely sharp metal claws.


One of Wolverine's lesser-known mutant powers is the ability to absorb the blood and gore from people he kills.

Also, since Marvel ditched the Comics Code in the 2000s, they actually could publish books wherein Wolverine runs around clothed in naught but the blood and guts of his victims and wherein the plot is solely his quest to find the perfect spleen with which to adorn his new outfit. On the other hand, they're owned by Disney now.

QUOTE(Pennpenn @ Jan 12 2012, 06:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lasers, masers, or phasers?


Tasers.

QUOTE(Rogue Drone @ Jan 12 2012, 08:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We can ask anything, right?


Yes.

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Is there a question we shouldn't ask because it will destroy the world as we know it and what is it?


No, but there are plenty of questions so inane that they could cause the thread to end, which would be pretty much the same thing, seeing as this thread is humanity's greatest living treasure.

Edited by Slander, 12 January 2012 - 02:00 PM.


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Posted 12 January 2012 - 02:24 PM

O.K.,we all know the picture you posted is of Felichia Day,and Reba Mcentire wouldnt do any kind of 1980's pop music whatsoever so again I ask,who was the redhead who played the piano in the Thomson Twins music video,"Lay your hands"?

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Posted 12 January 2012 - 06:18 PM

QUOTE(Magmatron65 @ Jan 12 2012, 01:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
O.K.,we all know the picture you posted is of Felichia Day,and Reba Mcentire wouldnt do any kind of 1980's pop music whatsoever so again I ask,who was the redhead who played the piano in the Thomson Twins music video,"Lay your hands"?


Okay, okay.

You got me.

It was Wendy Thomas. Here's a video for proof.

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Posted 12 January 2012 - 08:46 PM

QUOTE(Slander @ Jan 12 2012, 07:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Magmatron65 @ Jan 12 2012, 01:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
O.K.,we all know the picture you posted is of Felichia Day,and Reba Mcentire wouldnt do any kind of 1980's pop music whatsoever so again I ask,who was the redhead who played the piano in the Thomson Twins music video,"Lay your hands"?


Okay, okay.

You got me.

It was Wendy Thomas. Here's a video for proof.

Well since I stumped you I guess I win a brand new Chrysler Cordoba and I have to pick it up at Morty's office but seriously,Thanx for for the humor and I've checked just about every website I can think of I still havent found out who she is so now I think I'll watch some more 1980's music videos on Youtube and see if I can figure out who plays the instruments on those as well.Let the good times rick-roll.

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Posted 14 January 2012 - 01:20 PM

If this was Soviet Mayhem... how would you have answered the last five questions?



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