Jump to content


Entertainment Earth


Toggle shoutbox Squawkbox Open the Shoutbox in a popup

Please don't post Youtube videos in the chat box. The forums software auto embeds them. 

@  unluckiness : (28 August 2016 - 09:33 AM)

What, you don't find Sith robes attractive?

@  Pennpenn : (28 August 2016 - 09:26 AM)

Anyone else getting Muslim dating sites turning up in the ads? I mean, talk about mistargetted adverising...

@  Telly : (27 August 2016 - 11:21 PM)

gonna have to take a trip to dollar general in the next few days

@  Steevy Maximus : (27 August 2016 - 09:26 PM)

Seriously, Shout Factory's Beast Wars Season 2 and 3 4 DVD set was at Dollar General for 2.95

@  Robowang : (27 August 2016 - 09:15 PM)

Whaaaaaaaaaat

@  Steevy Maximus : (27 August 2016 - 08:29 PM)

Why no, I'm not adversed to getting Beast Wars Seasons 2 and 3 DVD set for 2.95 (At Dollar General)

@  Patchouli Kn... : (27 August 2016 - 09:34 AM)

A big thank you to everyone who contributed to my GoFundMe! =D

@  TheMightyMol... : (27 August 2016 - 07:42 AM)

Especially if it's an escort mission.

@  Pennpenn : (27 August 2016 - 07:29 AM)

I can't believe I forgot one of the core rules of video games. When the question is "They can't be that stupid, can they?" the answer is almost always "Yes they can".

@  ▲ndrusi : (27 August 2016 - 06:56 AM)

I think the meme needs to be transferred back to Vin Diesel

@  BlackMax : (27 August 2016 - 06:09 AM)

CHUCK NORRIS NO!

@  lastmaximal : (27 August 2016 - 12:19 AM)

Yes?

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (26 August 2016 - 06:39 PM)

Chuck Norris

@  ShadowMan024 : (26 August 2016 - 04:59 PM)

Goodnight, everybody!

@  Bass X0 : (26 August 2016 - 04:57 PM)

...I don't think so.

@  BlackMax : (26 August 2016 - 04:55 PM)

No no no, ~finger~prints!

@  ShadowMan024 : (26 August 2016 - 04:43 PM)

I'd say "Goodnight, everybody!" but no one's made an innuendo yet.

@  Bass X0 : (26 August 2016 - 04:39 PM)

Goodnight out there... whatever you are!

@  TheMightyMol... : (26 August 2016 - 03:27 PM)

Goodnight, folks!

@  MEDdMI : (26 August 2016 - 03:09 PM)

*drags TMM out of the Squawkbox to continue the fight*

@  TheMightyMol... : (26 August 2016 - 02:26 PM)

I dunno, maybe the big guy's saving it for a special ocassion.

@  MEDdMI : (26 August 2016 - 01:16 PM)

Your spouse's brother is a PRIEST. If you were supposed to get hit by lightning, it would've happened by now.

@  TheMightyMol... : (26 August 2016 - 11:31 AM)

Now I want to make devil's food cake with holy water just to see if I get hit by lightning or something.

@  Pennpenn : (26 August 2016 - 10:10 AM)

I hope not. Ruins the flavour.

@  MEDdMI : (26 August 2016 - 09:09 AM)

Did I put garlic or holy water in it or something?

@  Dracula : (26 August 2016 - 07:45 AM)

Cake? My only weakness! *bursts into flame*

@  MEDdMI : (26 August 2016 - 05:15 AM)

Happy Birthday! *rolls a giant cake into the Shoutbox*

@  Pennpenn : (26 August 2016 - 12:55 AM)

Happy birthday to me!

@  OrionPax44 : (25 August 2016 - 04:50 PM)

Is the main dance move him flashing you in beat with the music?

@  Broadside : (25 August 2016 - 04:50 PM)

http://i.imgur.com/qeoJpsf.jpg

@  TheMightyMol... : (25 August 2016 - 04:48 PM)

HEEEEEEEEEEY FOODSTAMP LAAADAAAY

@  Broadside : (25 August 2016 - 04:45 PM)

Oppa Homeless Style?

@  LV! : (25 August 2016 - 01:01 PM)

That guy had a perfectly nice home, he just didn't want the neighbors to see you with him.

@  TheMightyMol... : (25 August 2016 - 11:52 AM)

Did you at least buy him dinner?

@  Robowang : (25 August 2016 - 11:14 AM)

So I was making out with this random old homeless guy, and he stops and is all like "Why are you making out with me?" and I'm just like "Shut up, Homeless Guy."

@  Benbot : (25 August 2016 - 07:34 AM)

What?

@  MEDdMI : (25 August 2016 - 05:58 AM)

Aren't we the ones causing trouble for Kalidor?

@  LBD "Nyt... : (25 August 2016 - 12:17 AM)

Also, anyone know how to find the rest of how Kalidor got a kid in trouuuuuubleee?

@  LBD "Nyt... : (25 August 2016 - 12:11 AM)

@ TheMightyMol... : (24 August 2016 - 03:20 AM) Why do you hate yourself? -- I don't, really. Whether good or ill, I'd like to know how RG1 goes so, if nothing else, I can actually talk about it from a place of experience.

@  Verity Carlo : (24 August 2016 - 06:58 PM)

I've seen Minority Report, I don't want to read the same thing except with superheroes and also shit

@  Verity Carlo : (24 August 2016 - 06:57 PM)

You know, what I hate about Civil War II the most is that it's not even trying to break out of the Minority Report shaped hole it's in.

@  tffan01 : (24 August 2016 - 02:39 PM)

the debate sems to be over.

@  MEDdMI : (24 August 2016 - 02:37 PM)

Wouldn't it be easier to debate this in the comics subforum?

@  tffan01 : (24 August 2016 - 01:31 PM)

I don't have anything else to say (although I still think G2 is the true ending, even if G I Joe doesn't mention it, it seems G I Joe/G2 crossover isn't canon for G I Joe comics but only for the Transformers continuity)

@  tffan01 : (24 August 2016 - 01:29 PM)

ok whatever you won.

@  tffan01 : (24 August 2016 - 01:27 PM)

that's why I said "if", I dunno I didn't read G2 or G I Joe. 

@  NotVeryKnightly : (24 August 2016 - 01:26 PM)

Also,you're still basing this entirely on G2 matching a storyline that was part of G2 itself rather than whether or not G2 matches better with the G1 comic proper.

@  NotVeryKnightly : (24 August 2016 - 01:24 PM)

The idea kind of falls apart when it requires that the apocalyptic alien invasions had such little impact that everyone easily just ignored forever.

@  tffan01 : (24 August 2016 - 01:17 PM)

If some issues of G I Joe comics is a prelude to G2 and if there's nothing in the future G I Joe stories that condradicts San Francisco getting destroyed, yes I would say they share a continuity. 

@  NotVeryKnightly : (24 August 2016 - 01:02 PM)

If you're gonna go "we can assume it did happen even though it's never talked about as long as nothing specifically contradicts it", then surely it's just as easy to assume that the actual G1 TF and Joe crossover happened in the backstory of Classics and RG1.


Photo
- - - - -

So freakin' tired of the Holiday season right now.


  • Please log in to reply
26 replies to this topic

#1 Devcon

Devcon

    Notable, apparently

  • Retired Staff
  • 11111 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Quebec City, PQ, Canada
  • Faction::RIBFIR

Posted 17 December 2011 - 12:50 AM

Don't want to be a Scrooge, but I've just about have had enough of this holiday season

Of course having the Mall Santa set up his office right in front of my store is perhaps increasing my annoyance at this time of year.

Therefore, to lift my spirits, I need suggestions as to how I should dispatch this red target that sits all day, and I need them before next week, when he finally leaves. The more creative the better.

Suggest away.

Edited by Devcon, 17 December 2011 - 12:51 AM.

With many thanks to Alex Milne for the new Dragnet Avatar!

#2 Destron D-69

Destron D-69

    yes please! and Preordered!

  • Supporter
  • 42863 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:Canada
  • Faction::Decepticon

Posted 17 December 2011 - 01:10 AM

it would need to be something that would only bother him... you don't want to ruin some kid's childhood, so fish guts under his chair is out. ..hmm

unless you are THAT tired of it?

>:)
With Takara's current cheesecakey track record, I don't doubt she fires the Fusion Railgun on her back by bending over at the waist and blushing o//o

#3 tec

tec

    Seriously fun

  • Supporter
  • 23679 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:TADED
  • Faction::Lesbian Ninja

Posted 17 December 2011 - 01:16 AM

Buy alot of thoses cheep doller store laser pointers and mount thing togather and randomly point thim at him like you hired a fireing squad

Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me that tec has a job? I thought his sole reasons for existence are cheesecake and horrible grammar.-Shadowman024

sigtest1D_zpsa793aca9.jpg


#4 Destron D-69

Destron D-69

    yes please! and Preordered!

  • Supporter
  • 42863 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:Canada
  • Faction::Decepticon

Posted 17 December 2011 - 01:25 AM

oooh I like that idea.
With Takara's current cheesecakey track record, I don't doubt she fires the Fusion Railgun on her back by bending over at the waist and blushing o//o

#5 Cabooceratops

Cabooceratops

    Copper Bezel Exclusive!

  • Supporter
  • 17083 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:Now Available on the World Wide Web!
  • Faction::Dinobot

Posted 17 December 2011 - 02:43 AM

My suggestion?

Deal with it, old man! icon-waspy.gif

#6 Internet Jesus

Internet Jesus

    King of Strong Style

  • Citizen
  • 20463 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Faction::Lesbian Ninja

Posted 17 December 2011 - 03:10 AM

Give him all the Mudflaps and Tuner Mudflaps.

Have him attempt to give them out to kids.

Kids weep.

Why you make them weep, Santa? These are horrible toys.

3DS Friend Code for Pokeymans: 0318-7927-2975

nakamurabanner000.jpg
Icebreaker: Psychiatrist is PROBABLY DEAD. Click here for Archives.


#7 TheMightyMollusk

TheMightyMollusk

    Order needs its anarchy; Balance through calamity

  • Supporter
  • 32654 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Scare Force One
  • Faction::Unicron's Spawn

Posted 17 December 2011 - 06:12 AM

You can try just staring at him until his face bursts into flames, but I've noticed many mall Santas are using non-flammable fake beards now.

Therefore, go with the laser trick. But just one laser, aimed straight at his eyes, and wait until they're juuuuuust about to take the picture.

Personally, my holiday hate has more to do with working retail and having my entire life schedule forcibly rearranged for the damn seasonal overnight shift. I need a new job.


#8 Ms Virion

Ms Virion

    Old habits die hard

  • Retired Staff
  • 14518 posts
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Frozen Hoosier Wastelands
  • Faction::Free Agent

Posted 17 December 2011 - 08:51 AM

2 words. Elf porn.

card-overlord.jpg


#9 RockinRobin

RockinRobin

    Survived the pony outbreak of '83, only to be REINFECTED!

  • Supporter
  • 424 posts
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:West Michigan. Home of the Dutch Mafia.
  • Faction::Lesbian Ninja

Posted 17 December 2011 - 09:07 AM

you can't beat Old Man Christmas. You might as well join him.

so tie some jingle bells to your socks and wear something green. I suggest pine-sol dipped foliage. When it comes to clothing: less is better. but don't skimp on those jingle socks.

Next time a crowd gathers 'round the red throne jump out of your store screaming carols and announce yourself as Santa's Helper. Spread cheer.

Next year they'll put their display on the other end of the mall. icon-ironhide.gif

#10 John Nemo

John Nemo

    I can't do that Dave.

  • Citizen
  • 4024 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The land of wind and ghosts.
  • Faction::Autobot

Posted 20 December 2011 - 04:42 AM

Do you have 300 dollars, plausible deniability, and the attention of a tribe of dissaffected youth?

Because there in lies the answer.


#11 Corgsopal

Corgsopal

    Hanging 'round amorphous mounds

  • Supporter
  • 5736 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Fixin' ta Boo Boo.
  • Faction::Lesbian Ninja

Posted 20 December 2011 - 10:46 AM

You could always casually approach Santa, gently caress his shoulder and ask if he wants to stuff your stocking. Or shovel some coal or some other innuendo.
Reclaim the suffix.

#12 Devcon

Devcon

    Notable, apparently

  • Retired Staff
  • 11111 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Quebec City, PQ, Canada
  • Faction::RIBFIR

Posted 23 December 2011 - 08:23 AM

Just two more days. Two more days until the fat man leaves.
With many thanks to Alex Milne for the new Dragnet Avatar!

#13 Zek

Zek

    Resident Goober

  • Supporter
  • 7766 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Faction::Cannonball's Pirate Crew

Posted 23 December 2011 - 10:22 AM

But don't you guys have Boxing day too? So 3 days?

#14 Scaleblade

Scaleblade

    Ia Ia

  • Citizen
  • 5802 posts
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Dragon Mountain
  • Faction::Lesbian Ninja

Posted 23 December 2011 - 01:06 PM

Boxing Day is our Black Friday. Religion has no place in capitolism.




#15 Oppropro

Oppropro

    you've heard about dire bears right?

  • Citizen
  • 525 posts
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Fire burnin' on the dance floor

Posted 23 December 2011 - 02:09 PM

QUOTE(Corgsopal @ Dec 20 2011, 10:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You could always casually approach Santa, gently caress his shoulder and ask if he wants to stuff your stocking. Or shovel some coal or some other innuendo.



This but I would add a wedding dress and 80s makeup

no matter how badly you want to, you will never kill the dog

#16 TheMightyMollusk

TheMightyMollusk

    Order needs its anarchy; Balance through calamity

  • Supporter
  • 32654 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Scare Force One
  • Faction::Unicron's Spawn

Posted 23 December 2011 - 02:30 PM

And stuff your undergarments like David Bowie.

#17 Oppropro

Oppropro

    you've heard about dire bears right?

  • Citizen
  • 525 posts
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Fire burnin' on the dance floor

Posted 23 December 2011 - 11:35 PM

you could invite members of the Westborough Baptist Church up to picket him and call him Satan Claus

no matter how badly you want to, you will never kill the dog

#18 Destron D-69

Destron D-69

    yes please! and Preordered!

  • Supporter
  • 42863 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:Canada
  • Faction::Decepticon

Posted 24 December 2011 - 02:01 PM

and risk them forgetting how to get back... no evil next door santa is worth that risk
With Takara's current cheesecakey track record, I don't doubt she fires the Fusion Railgun on her back by bending over at the waist and blushing o//o

#19 Devcon

Devcon

    Notable, apparently

  • Retired Staff
  • 11111 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Quebec City, PQ, Canada
  • Faction::RIBFIR

Posted 24 December 2011 - 05:38 PM

IT'S OVER!!! IT'S FINALLY OVER!

And Scaleblade's analysis of Boxing Day is correct. But nowadays it's more like Boxing WEEK.
With many thanks to Alex Milne for the new Dragnet Avatar!

#20 Devcon

Devcon

    Notable, apparently

  • Retired Staff
  • 11111 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Quebec City, PQ, Canada
  • Faction::RIBFIR

Posted 24 December 2011 - 09:34 PM

Incidentally
With many thanks to Alex Milne for the new Dragnet Avatar!




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users