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@  Robowang : (03 May 2016 - 08:09 PM)

Put a wombat up ya wanker, moit.

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 06:59 PM)

Could be an 3rd stage Graboid, too

@  BlackMax : (03 May 2016 - 06:29 PM)

THe one by Pratchett that flies by rocket fart.

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 04:54 PM)

She Who Must Not Be Named.

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 04:48 PM)

Which Errol? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Errol (her name is Turtle b/c we couldn't decide on anything)

@  BlackMax : (03 May 2016 - 04:21 PM)

WHat, is her name Errol or something?

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 04:14 PM)

She shoots fire from her eyes, and lightning from her arse!

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 04:13 PM)

just wait till you see what comes out of her backside

@  Smokey : (03 May 2016 - 12:01 PM)

OW HOLY SHIT SHE BREATHES FIRE OW OW OW

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 11:27 AM)

You'll have to fight her for it. Be warned, she bites.

@  Smokey : (03 May 2016 - 11:25 AM)

Then I bid the soul of your turtle.

@  DeltaSeeker : (03 May 2016 - 11:25 AM)

I want one! I can't afford it, but I want one.

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 11:22 AM)

I don't have a firstborn. Your bid is invalid.

@  Smokey : (03 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

I bid the soul of your firstborn.

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 11:13 AM)

I bid a coconut.

@  Ms Virion : (03 May 2016 - 11:11 AM)

I bid $1.

@  Robowang : (03 May 2016 - 10:54 AM)

Anyone want a $600 Botcon Megatron?

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 01:58 AM)

Vote up and let's start showing, just where our Likes are going to.

@  BlackMax : (02 May 2016 - 07:12 PM)

These are the posts we're given.

@  TheMightyMol... : (02 May 2016 - 04:06 PM)

Well, this is the world we live in.

@  OrionPax44 : (02 May 2016 - 03:54 PM)

Living in the land of confusion

@  Paladin : (02 May 2016 - 11:13 AM)

http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/karl-urban-says-conversations-are-happening-about-dredd-tv-series

@  Verno : (02 May 2016 - 02:45 AM)

That's a good mantra, Daith.

@  Daith : (02 May 2016 - 02:26 AM)

Catering to the modern maximal with content that promises to seduce, entertain and continuously surprise.

@  Verno : (01 May 2016 - 09:04 PM)

Just trying to get some exposure. It's difficult to get your stuff seen.

@  Touch My Thighs : (01 May 2016 - 08:43 PM)

Verno fanfic power hour, huh?

@  Verno : (01 May 2016 - 08:29 PM)

The cover artwork for Issue #1 of TransWarp: Maxim -- http://tf-tvc.devian...Cover-606488281

@  MEDdMI : (01 May 2016 - 05:22 PM)

didn't know the reference before searching, but the Lizard Queen & fermentarium thing are from Simpsons. https://en.m.wikiped.../Selma's_Choice

@  Smokey : (01 May 2016 - 04:53 PM)

What the hug's a fermentarium?

@  Verno : (01 May 2016 - 04:34 PM)

'Dawn of the Predacus' not your cup of tea? Try TRANSFORMERS: UNITY for your BotCon 2016 comic.

@  MEDdMI : (01 May 2016 - 02:14 PM)

...... *MED's hand appears in the fermentarium, getting closer to TMM, along with the Jaws theme*

@  TheMightyMol... : (01 May 2016 - 01:19 PM)

I wasn't going to go in naked, but it rotted off all my clothes. And then I was already in anyway, so......

@  Paladin : (01 May 2016 - 12:32 PM)

for the last time, stop swimming naked in the fermentarium.

@  MEDdMI : (01 May 2016 - 09:17 AM)

I bring you fresh crickets and worms, my Queen. Your basking lamp is ready for you afterwards.

@  Autobot Bubbs : (01 May 2016 - 09:13 AM)

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!!!

@  Locoman : (01 May 2016 - 08:59 AM)

I still want a cheetor figure that actually looks like the version we got on the tv show.

@  zephyrX9 : (01 May 2016 - 01:15 AM)

my salt in not getting victorion has turned into salt waiting for TR rewind to go up for preorder. ho-hum

@  Verno : (01 May 2016 - 01:05 AM)

Given how TM Megs suffers from GPS, I'm sure many people would jump at a reissue.

@  Pennpenn : (01 May 2016 - 12:32 AM)

Out of all the hypothetical Beast Wars things, the one I'd like is a leader class Transmetal Megatron

@  Verno : (30 April 2016 - 11:18 PM)

They'd make a superb duo. If TT drew the line under BW MPs after those two, I'd be perfectly content.

@  Smokey : (30 April 2016 - 11:15 PM)

I personally hope we get an MP BW Megs, especially if he has a rubber ducky he can hold, yeeess.

@  Verno : (30 April 2016 - 11:13 PM)

Bring on October and MP Primal so the anniversary celebrations can begin.

@  Smokey : (30 April 2016 - 11:06 PM)

oh hey lok its tecs birthday

@  Smokey : (30 April 2016 - 11:03 PM)

It certainly has, man. If it wasn't for BW I probably wouldn't be here.

@  Verno : (30 April 2016 - 10:15 PM)

Yeah, I threw a link in the Beast Wars Birthday thread. I'm keen to hear as many thoughts on it as possible. The last month has proven just how dear to the hearts of fans BW is.

@  Smokey : (30 April 2016 - 10:04 PM)

I looked at it a few days ago, actually, I saw you post it somewhere here on the forums.

@  Verno : (30 April 2016 - 09:43 PM)

No, they're certainly after their own ends. Cheers for taking a look at it, Smokey. I appreciate it.

@  Smokey : (30 April 2016 - 09:36 PM)

Well, at least you twisted things around so the Tripredacus council aren't minions of Unicron.

@  Verno : (30 April 2016 - 09:30 PM)

With Primus and Unicron, it was my aim for it to double as a celebration of the 30th anniversary of TF:TM.

@  Smokey : (30 April 2016 - 09:27 PM)

It's... Better than Dawn of the Predacus, at least. I could do without the whole Primus v. Unicron thing, that's been done to death.


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So freakin' tired of the Holiday season right now.


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#1 Devcon

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 12:50 AM

Don't want to be a Scrooge, but I've just about have had enough of this holiday season

Of course having the Mall Santa set up his office right in front of my store is perhaps increasing my annoyance at this time of year.

Therefore, to lift my spirits, I need suggestions as to how I should dispatch this red target that sits all day, and I need them before next week, when he finally leaves. The more creative the better.

Suggest away.

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#2 Destron D-69

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 01:10 AM

it would need to be something that would only bother him... you don't want to ruin some kid's childhood, so fish guts under his chair is out. ..hmm

unless you are THAT tired of it?

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 01:16 AM

Buy alot of thoses cheep doller store laser pointers and mount thing togather and randomly point thim at him like you hired a fireing squad

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 01:25 AM

oooh I like that idea.
Would like to see the Combaticons before the Titan Masters.

#5 Cabooceratops

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 02:43 AM

My suggestion?

Deal with it, old man! icon-waspy.gif

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 03:10 AM

Give him all the Mudflaps and Tuner Mudflaps.

Have him attempt to give them out to kids.

Kids weep.

Why you make them weep, Santa? These are horrible toys.

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#7 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 06:12 AM

You can try just staring at him until his face bursts into flames, but I've noticed many mall Santas are using non-flammable fake beards now.

Therefore, go with the laser trick. But just one laser, aimed straight at his eyes, and wait until they're juuuuuust about to take the picture.

Personally, my holiday hate has more to do with working retail and having my entire life schedule forcibly rearranged for the damn seasonal overnight shift. I need a new job.


#8 Ms Virion

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 08:51 AM

2 words. Elf porn.

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#9 RockinRobin

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 09:07 AM

you can't beat Old Man Christmas. You might as well join him.

so tie some jingle bells to your socks and wear something green. I suggest pine-sol dipped foliage. When it comes to clothing: less is better. but don't skimp on those jingle socks.

Next time a crowd gathers 'round the red throne jump out of your store screaming carols and announce yourself as Santa's Helper. Spread cheer.

Next year they'll put their display on the other end of the mall. icon-ironhide.gif

#10 John Nemo

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 04:42 AM

Do you have 300 dollars, plausible deniability, and the attention of a tribe of dissaffected youth?

Because there in lies the answer.


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Posted 20 December 2011 - 10:46 AM

You could always casually approach Santa, gently caress his shoulder and ask if he wants to stuff your stocking. Or shovel some coal or some other innuendo.
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Posted 23 December 2011 - 08:23 AM

Just two more days. Two more days until the fat man leaves.
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#13 Zek

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 10:22 AM

But don't you guys have Boxing day too? So 3 days?

#14 Scaleblade

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 01:06 PM

Boxing Day is our Black Friday. Religion has no place in capitolism.




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Posted 23 December 2011 - 02:09 PM

QUOTE(Corgsopal @ Dec 20 2011, 10:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You could always casually approach Santa, gently caress his shoulder and ask if he wants to stuff your stocking. Or shovel some coal or some other innuendo.



This but I would add a wedding dress and 80s makeup

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#16 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 02:30 PM

And stuff your undergarments like David Bowie.

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 11:35 PM

you could invite members of the Westborough Baptist Church up to picket him and call him Satan Claus

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 02:01 PM

and risk them forgetting how to get back... no evil next door santa is worth that risk
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 05:38 PM

IT'S OVER!!! IT'S FINALLY OVER!

And Scaleblade's analysis of Boxing Day is correct. But nowadays it's more like Boxing WEEK.
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 09:34 PM

Incidentally
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