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@  OrionPax44 : (06 May 2016 - 12:05 AM)

Shirley you don't wanna go there

@  RichardT1977 : (05 May 2016 - 11:45 PM)

Listen, Betty, don't start with your "white zone" s*** again.

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:54 PM)

Damn zoning laws.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 03:53 PM)

All this zoning is starting to cross the line here.

@  Rycochet : (05 May 2016 - 03:34 PM)

Earth's most powerful soldiers are earth's last chance against the Spiral Zone!

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:31 PM)

RANDOM ZOOOOOOONE!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:24 PM)

Want to buy car parts and hope they actually give you the right ones? Head to Auto Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:22 PM)

Want to build a shop and don't know where it's legal? Go to the Commercial Zone.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:21 PM)

Careful with these jokes, they could lead us right into the Danger Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:20 PM)

You're running to make a touchdown, when suddenly, you hear Linkin Park - In The End Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:17 PM)

The Princess of Friendship's secret dungeon - the Twilight Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:14 PM)

When you go to bed at 10, wake up at 6 and only get seven hours sleep? You just got Time Zoned!

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 03:11 PM)

what's with this checkered orange dirt? why are there crab robots here? oh dammit I got green hill zoned again

@  Puny Flesh C... : (05 May 2016 - 02:18 PM)

I actually thought about changing my username to'Captain Friendzone' - cos it's ironic yeah? ;)

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 01:47 PM)

@Paladin: Yep, that's what a friendzone is.

@  Locoman : (05 May 2016 - 01:00 PM)

I knew someone who got put in the calzone by a girl. Tomato sauce burns are no laughing matter.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:57 PM)

If you leave your mass graves open for random people to lie naked in, you're doing it wrong.

@  Paladin : (05 May 2016 - 12:53 PM)

isn't "friendzone" a made-up thing creepers use to comfort themselves when they get shot down by women who wouldn't willingly lie naked with them in a mass grave?

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:49 PM)

"You need to give up climbing that tree. That tree is so far gone, that it is cut down, made into 2X4s and it now a coat closet in Dallas."

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:48 PM)

I was discussing with my co-worker about him getting out of the friend zone with this girl:

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 12:17 PM)

I smell BACON! BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON IT'S BACONNNNN!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:12 PM)

I'm not. I wallow in your misery.

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 11:58 AM)

Yeah, so ham I.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

Let me just say ahead of time that I'm suey for the pun

@  Steevy Maximus : (05 May 2016 - 10:44 AM)

I'm sure some are squealing with delight

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 10:40 AM)

Great, a bacon pun. Now people making pig puns will hog the chatbox.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 02:20 AM)

I herd puns in here, what's the situbacon?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (05 May 2016 - 01:30 AM)

You've caused a stampede.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:22 PM)

Truly moooving things, Foffy.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 11:16 PM)

What have I done?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 11:08 PM)

Don't have a cow, man.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:07 PM)

Dude, calm down! What's your beef man?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 May 2016 - 10:59 PM)

Are you so sure about that? I don't think you've considered what's at steak here.

@  MidnightFox : (04 May 2016 - 10:56 PM)

No need to buffalo anyone.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:54 PM)

Is that all it takes for you to cowtow? Aren't you going to try and milk it a bit more?

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:36 PM)

On second thought, I'm just going to hoof it out of here.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:32 PM)

What sort of udderance is that?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 10:31 PM)

MOO

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:26 PM)

Can I shepherd us to a different topic?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:19 PM)

Ewe got that right.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Not to ram the joke into the ground or anything, right?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Bad jokes abound, wollen you know it.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 09:55 PM)

Face it, Smokey, there's mutton you can do about it.

@  Smokey : (04 May 2016 - 08:51 PM)

Stop with the baaaad puns.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:32 PM)

Positively woolish.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 08:20 PM)

Well now, don't you feel sheepish?

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:05 PM)

That was meant to be a status update, not a shout. Oops.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:03 PM)

Humor is the condiment you use to get the bad taste of life out of your mouth.

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 04:52 PM)

I try to raise my kids right.

@  MEDdMI : (04 May 2016 - 01:15 PM)

:D Nice, OP


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#361 John Nemo

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:24 PM

Sigh

Anyone else want to remember when TNA didn't suck so much?




#362 Detour

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:44 PM

Anyone here play Fire Pro Wrestling?

I spent three hours last night on my GBA game (the first one) updating all the rosters, moving wrestlers to whatever promotions they were in now, or if they were deceased or fully-retired from the wrestling biz to the Legends section, which involved a LOT of looking up on Wikipedia for info.


By the end of it, I got pretty sad at just how many performers I had to move to the Legends section. We lost a lot of guys in those ten years....

(also, if anyone has a full formula for Ted Dibiase?)

You're far too young to be this bitter and angry at the world....

I'm reading that with Roy's voice. Heck, I read everything you post in a laconic Irish accent.

 


#363 Star-A-Star

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 10:12 PM

I wonder if it's a coincidence that as Joe has gotten fatter TNA has gotten worse.
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#364 John Nemo

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 04:05 AM

QUOTE(Detour @ Feb 29 2012, 02:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anyone here play Fire Pro Wrestling?

I spent three hours last night on my GBA game (the first one) updating all the rosters, moving wrestlers to whatever promotions they were in now, or if they were deceased or fully-retired from the wrestling biz to the Legends section, which involved a LOT of looking up on Wikipedia for info.


By the end of it, I got pretty sad at just how many performers I had to move to the Legends section. We lost a lot of guys in those ten years....

(also, if anyone has a full formula for Ted Dibiase?)

STRONGLY urge you, If you have a PS2, to invest in Fire Pro Wrestling Returns. With the exception of having no WWE characters, it's everything the GBA version is and more. Deepest wrestling video game avalible. Almost a sim, in fact. I love No Mercy, but it's a totally different experience.

STAY AWAY FROM THE XBOX 360 GAME. It has more in common with the POJ that Hogan has coming out than real Fire Pro.

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I wonder if it's a coincidence that as Joe has gotten fatter TNA has gotten worse.


Joe is Samoan. Thats a common problem with Samoan wrestlers.

Edited by John Nemo, 29 February 2012 - 04:07 AM.



#365 LBD "Nytetrayn"

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 04:53 AM

...is the 360 one even out? I haven't heard about it in some time; I thought it fell off the radar.

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#366 Rodimal

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 04:02 PM

QUOTE(John Nemo @ Feb 27 2012, 11:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
GODDAMNITICOULDHAVEBEENTHERELIVETONIGHTBEENWAITINGFORTHISFORTENYEARSARRRRRGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGG

I had the same exact reaction. and if id neen paying attention to Raw over the past month instead of just reading result I would have been there live.

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#367 Detour

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 11:38 PM

QUOTE(John Nemo @ Feb 29 2012, 04:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Detour @ Feb 29 2012, 02:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anyone here play Fire Pro Wrestling?

I spent three hours last night on my GBA game (the first one) updating all the rosters, moving wrestlers to whatever promotions they were in now, or if they were deceased or fully-retired from the wrestling biz to the Legends section, which involved a LOT of looking up on Wikipedia for info.


By the end of it, I got pretty sad at just how many performers I had to move to the Legends section. We lost a lot of guys in those ten years....

(also, if anyone has a full formula for Ted Dibiase?)

STRONGLY urge you, If you have a PS2, to invest in Fire Pro Wrestling Returns. With the exception of having no WWE characters, it's everything the GBA version is and more. Deepest wrestling video game avalible. Almost a sim, in fact. I love No Mercy, but it's a totally different experience.

I imported the Japanese version a long time ago, but I rarely use it anymore because I'm never sure what leads where anymore.

Plus, you can't play FPR in bed when insomnia strikes. icon-waspy.gif


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Joe is Samoan. Thats a common problem with Samoan wrestlers.

Except when their name is Dwayne Johnson.

You're far too young to be this bitter and angry at the world....

I'm reading that with Roy's voice. Heck, I read everything you post in a laconic Irish accent.

 


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Posted 29 February 2012 - 11:42 PM

No even Rocky runs to fat if he isn't working out constantly and smartly. Seriously I do remember a time with fat Rocky in the ring.

Ironbite-god I'm old.

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#369 Lisbon Virgo

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 12:29 AM

For those who don't frequent the Art forum, check his out: http://www.allspark....showtopic=85451

Edited by Lurkercon, 01 March 2012 - 12:30 AM.

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#370 boogimus

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 02:21 AM

I should have put it up here in the first place.









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#371 Ironbite

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 03:38 AM

Nice looking belt design.

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#372 Internet Jesus

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 04:34 PM

http://www.wwe.com/s...stars/smackdown

Derrick Bateman, Percy Watson and Darren Young have been added to the SD roster.

Reunite the South Beach Boys and add Brodus to the pack and we're GOLDEN.

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 06:55 AM

God damn, IJ. For a second there I thought you were gonna say, future endeavored.

But yeah, put the 4 of them together and you got a great team set up.

#374 shumworld

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 07:45 PM

What WWE really needs to do is give Percy Watson the glasses, so that he can have the VISION baby. You know what I'm sayin? If you do then gimme a oh yeah. uh uH UH.... OH YEAH!!!

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The company need to drop the "game show competition" gimmick on NXT and call it what it is. A try out for new talent and un-used establish talent. Or FCW 2.0.

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 10:32 PM

Wow, didn't know Lillian was back, as I don't watch SD. But glad to see she is...
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Posted 05 March 2012 - 12:23 AM

QUOTE(shumworld @ Mar 4 2012, 04:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What WWE really needs to do is give Percy Watson the glasses, so that he can have the VISION baby. You know what I'm sayin? If you do then gimme a oh yeah. uh uH UH.... OH YEAH!!!

BTW
The company need to drop the "game show competition" gimmick on NXT and call it what it is. A try out for new talent and un-used establish talent. Or FCW 2.0.

If you've been watching NXT lately, they did.

Regal's the GM but they don't call him as such. Striker remains host.

Reks & Hawkins, Kaitlyn, Johnny Curtis and plenty of other underutilized talent are on NXT, actually having storylines.

Regal's promised a new direction for NXT under his leadership, so NXT is unofficially the third brand.

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 07:20 AM

so it's sort of like wwecw in its later days. giving young talent a chance to get out there and see what works with the crowd.

#378 LBD "Nytetrayn"

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 11:43 AM

Which works for me just fine; I'm just glad they seem to be admitting that the competition aspect is a farce...

...though they didn't outright dismiss it, did they?

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#379 Internet Jesus

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 03:50 PM

Nope, but adding two of its contestants to the SD roster recently points to the end of that competition.

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Posted 06 March 2012 - 03:34 AM

Ugh. Goddammit. Cena's actually no-selling Rocky's promos. THAT IS NOT HOW WRESTLING WORKS, CENA.

The much-advertised Teddy Long-run Raw was run of the mill. I'm guessing the Ace-run SD will actually matter.

Next week, THE ROCK CONCERT.

And Cena raps, I guess.

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