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Something about "Universe on Fire" speaks to me.
Its $:30 in the morning. Im awake because I've discovered the band Gloryhammer
Shirley you don't wanna go there
Listen, Betty, don't start with your "white zone" s*** again.
Damn zoning laws.
All this zoning is starting to cross the line here.
Earth's most powerful soldiers are earth's last chance against the Spiral Zone!
Want to buy car parts and hope they actually give you the right ones? Head to Auto Zone.
Want to build a shop and don't know where it's legal? Go to the Commercial Zone.
Careful with these jokes, they could lead us right into the Danger Zone.
You're running to make a touchdown, when suddenly, you hear Linkin Park - In The End Zone.
The Princess of Friendship's secret dungeon - the Twilight Zone.
When you go to bed at 10, wake up at 6 and only get seven hours sleep? You just got Time Zoned!
what's with this checkered orange dirt? why are there crab robots here? oh dammit I got green hill zoned again
I actually thought about changing my username to'Captain Friendzone' - cos it's ironic yeah?
@Paladin: Yep, that's what a friendzone is.
I knew someone who got put in the calzone by a girl. Tomato sauce burns are no laughing matter.
If you leave your mass graves open for random people to lie naked in, you're doing it wrong.
isn't "friendzone" a made-up thing creepers use to comfort themselves when they get shot down by women who wouldn't willingly lie naked with them in a mass grave?
"You need to give up climbing that tree. That tree is so far gone, that it is cut down, made into 2X4s and it now a coat closet in Dallas."
I was discussing with my co-worker about him getting out of the friend zone with this girl:
I smell BACON! BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON IT'S BACONNNNN!
I'm not. I wallow in your misery.
Yeah, so ham I.
Let me just say ahead of time that I'm suey for the pun
I'm sure some are squealing with delight
Great, a bacon pun. Now people making pig puns will hog the chatbox.
I herd puns in here, what's the situbacon?
You've caused a stampede.
Truly moooving things, Foffy.
What have I done?
Don't have a cow, man.
Dude, calm down! What's your beef man?
Are you so sure about that? I don't think you've considered what's at steak here.
No need to buffalo anyone.
Is that all it takes for you to cowtow? Aren't you going to try and milk it a bit more?
On second thought, I'm just going to hoof it out of here.
What sort of udderance is that?
Can I shepherd us to a different topic?
Ewe got that right.
Not to ram the joke into the ground or anything, right?
Bad jokes abound, wollen you know it.
Face it, Smokey, there's mutton you can do about it.
Stop with the baaaad puns.
Well now, don't you feel sheepish?
That was meant to be a status update, not a shout. Oops.
Posted 29 March 2012 - 10:30 PM
Waspinator has a headache in his whole body
Posted 30 March 2012 - 12:25 AM
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Stone by Day, Friendship by Night
Posted 30 March 2012 - 09:43 AM
The Three Faces of the World
Posted 30 March 2012 - 10:13 AM
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Edited by Redjack Ryan, 30 March 2012 - 11:04 AM.
Posted 30 March 2012 - 11:25 AM
I like Transformers, Lego, World of Warcraft, Comics, and Stuff. It's why I'm here.
Avatar Artwork by the incomparable Drew Green. (PM me for a link to his work, as some is nsfw)
Yeah, I'm kind of pissy.
Posted 30 March 2012 - 11:28 AM
"Why does history repeat itself? Because God doesn't have TiVo."
Wounds of honor are always self inflicted.
Posted 30 March 2012 - 11:50 AM
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Liberati tutumet ex infernis
Posted 30 March 2012 - 05:44 PM
Edited by Automan2000, 30 March 2012 - 05:46 PM.
I can't do that Dave.
Posted 31 March 2012 - 12:31 AM
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Dark Dreams Desist Dramatically!
Posted 02 April 2012 - 06:12 AM
Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe that would be enough blood! Eh… but probably not.
Posted 02 April 2012 - 07:49 AM
STILL THE BEST 1973
Posted 02 April 2012 - 11:56 AM
Have Zord, Will Travel
Posted 02 April 2012 - 06:42 PM
Sorry I'm late. Had to get my powersuit.
Posted 02 April 2012 - 07:02 PM
Edited by Cybersnark, 02 April 2012 - 07:05 PM.
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