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@  Puny Flesh C... : (05 May 2016 - 02:18 PM)

I actually thought about changing my username to'Captain Friendzone' - cos it's ironic yeah? ;)

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 01:47 PM)

@Paladin: Yep, that's what a friendzone is.

@  Locoman : (05 May 2016 - 01:00 PM)

I knew someone who got put in the calzone by a girl. Tomato sauce burns are no laughing matter.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:57 PM)

If you leave your mass graves open for random people to lie naked in, you're doing it wrong.

@  Paladin : (05 May 2016 - 12:53 PM)

isn't "friendzone" a made-up thing creepers use to comfort themselves when they get shot down by women who wouldn't willingly lie naked with them in a mass grave?

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:49 PM)

"You need to give up climbing that tree. That tree is so far gone, that it is cut down, made into 2X4s and it now a coat closet in Dallas."

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:48 PM)

I was discussing with my co-worker about him getting out of the friend zone with this girl:

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 12:17 PM)

I smell BACON! BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON IT'S BACONNNNN!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:12 PM)

I'm not. I wallow in your misery.

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 11:58 AM)

Yeah, so ham I.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

Let me just say ahead of time that I'm suey for the pun

@  Steevy Maximus : (05 May 2016 - 10:44 AM)

I'm sure some are squealing with delight

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 10:40 AM)

Great, a bacon pun. Now people making pig puns will hog the chatbox.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 02:20 AM)

I herd puns in here, what's the situbacon?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (05 May 2016 - 01:30 AM)

You've caused a stampede.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:22 PM)

Truly moooving things, Foffy.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 11:16 PM)

What have I done?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 11:08 PM)

Don't have a cow, man.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:07 PM)

Dude, calm down! What's your beef man?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 May 2016 - 10:59 PM)

Are you so sure about that? I don't think you've considered what's at steak here.

@  MidnightFox : (04 May 2016 - 10:56 PM)

No need to buffalo anyone.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:54 PM)

Is that all it takes for you to cowtow? Aren't you going to try and milk it a bit more?

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:36 PM)

On second thought, I'm just going to hoof it out of here.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:32 PM)

What sort of udderance is that?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 10:31 PM)

MOO

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:26 PM)

Can I shepherd us to a different topic?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:19 PM)

Ewe got that right.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Not to ram the joke into the ground or anything, right?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Bad jokes abound, wollen you know it.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 09:55 PM)

Face it, Smokey, there's mutton you can do about it.

@  Smokey : (04 May 2016 - 08:51 PM)

Stop with the baaaad puns.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:32 PM)

Positively woolish.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 08:20 PM)

Well now, don't you feel sheepish?

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:05 PM)

That was meant to be a status update, not a shout. Oops.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:03 PM)

Humor is the condiment you use to get the bad taste of life out of your mouth.

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 04:52 PM)

I try to raise my kids right.

@  MEDdMI : (04 May 2016 - 01:15 PM)

:D Nice, OP

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 11:38 AM)

My kids made a desert full of Graboids in Minecraft this past weekend. Including paintings of people in the mouths.

@  Robowang : (03 May 2016 - 08:09 PM)

Put a wombat up ya wanker, moit.

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 06:59 PM)

Could be an 3rd stage Graboid, too

@  BlackMax : (03 May 2016 - 06:29 PM)

THe one by Pratchett that flies by rocket fart.

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 04:54 PM)

She Who Must Not Be Named.

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 04:48 PM)

Which Errol? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Errol (her name is Turtle b/c we couldn't decide on anything)

@  BlackMax : (03 May 2016 - 04:21 PM)

WHat, is her name Errol or something?

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 04:14 PM)

She shoots fire from her eyes, and lightning from her arse!

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 04:13 PM)

just wait till you see what comes out of her backside

@  Smokey : (03 May 2016 - 12:01 PM)

OW HOLY SHIT SHE BREATHES FIRE OW OW OW

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 11:27 AM)

You'll have to fight her for it. Be warned, she bites.

@  Smokey : (03 May 2016 - 11:25 AM)

Then I bid the soul of your turtle.

@  DeltaSeeker : (03 May 2016 - 11:25 AM)

I want one! I can't afford it, but I want one.


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#1 tec

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 12:24 AM

*rummages though the box* lets see..

Half eaten sandwitch
two used shot gun shells
dog callor
a crown
one shoe
a Hydrospanner
a love letter *opens* Hulk still no like ribs metal man!

theres a lota junk in here guys clean this box out I might need it to move again icon-fire.gif

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#2 Destron D-69

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 12:56 AM

and a partridge in a pare tree


shoot I was hope'n for so Old spice magazine samples
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Posted 27 October 2011 - 01:34 AM

Hey, I think I found Ironbite's dignity. Been a while since it's seen the light of day.

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 01:34 AM

you lost the partrige family and a tree? well thats not in the box sorry about that..

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 10:36 AM

Oh, hey, there's my hydrospanner.

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 04:13 PM

Despite being already too skinny for my own good, I seem to have lost a few pounds lately. Haven't seen them, by any chance, have you?
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Posted 27 October 2011 - 04:43 PM

Found a ziploc bag with a pound of flesh (to much Borderlands lately)

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 04:59 PM

Oh, hey, so that's where my shoe went! No, wait, it's not mine. Too big. Well, it could still be mine, just not mine, mine. I mean, it might have once fit another foot of mine, but not these feet. Oh well.

What's this? A postcard of... the Cathedral of Chalesm? Never heard of it. *toss*

Hmm... ugh, who in their right minds would wear this garish coat?

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#9 Ironbite

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 05:18 PM

QUOTE(TheMightyMollusk @ Oct 26 2011, 11:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey, I think I found Ironbite's dignity. Been a while since it's seen the light of day.


Hey it's right there next to your manhood. I told your wife she lost them but nooooooooooooooo

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#10 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 06:58 PM

At least mine gets some use once in a while, bro.

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 07:42 PM

You wouldn't happen to have a missing sanity around here?
QUOTE(Contrary Mary @ Jul 10 2010, 09:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
boobs count as accessories.


QUOTE(Dvandom @ Oct 26 2010, 05:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Unless you are kaiju-sized, a shinkansen is not a sex toy.

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 08:26 PM

BRODOWN!
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Posted 27 October 2011 - 08:26 PM

I found this here Black Lantern ring. No matter where I go it tries to latch on to my finger, telling me to "rise". But I'm already up.


And I suddenly have the urge to rip out hearts or something. Might be unrelated.
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Posted 27 October 2011 - 10:30 PM

add it to the pile

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 10:57 PM

has anyone here seen a 6-5 year old bucket of dismembered... members? If the ice has melted they might be soggy

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Posted 28 October 2011 - 09:23 AM

QUOTE(Oppropro @ Oct 27 2011, 11:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
has anyone here seen a 6-5 year old bucket of dismembered... members? If the ice has melted they might be soggy

Oh, those? I dumped them in the garbage disposal. They were stinkin' up the place.

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Posted 28 October 2011 - 12:05 PM

THEY WERE COLLECTORS ITEMS!

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Posted 28 October 2011 - 02:49 PM

Well, I doubt anything of mine is here, usually when things get lost I blame the Whirl Dro-*Picks up the two shotgun shells, puts them on a nearby table. Destroys them with laser vision*-nes, they're almost always responsible for it.

Hey, who burned a hole in the table?

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#19 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 28 October 2011 - 03:03 PM

QUOTE(EvilEyeSigma @ Oct 27 2011, 08:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You wouldn't happen to have a missing sanity around here?

I think you're in the wrong part of the forum for that.

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Posted 28 October 2011 - 03:36 PM

QUOTE(TheMightyMollusk @ Oct 28 2011, 04:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(EvilEyeSigma @ Oct 27 2011, 08:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You wouldn't happen to have a missing sanity around here?

I think you're in the wrong part of the forum for that.


Isn't this where all of the Allspark's refuse goes?
QUOTE(Contrary Mary @ Jul 10 2010, 09:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
boobs count as accessories.


QUOTE(Dvandom @ Oct 26 2010, 05:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Unless you are kaiju-sized, a shinkansen is not a sex toy.

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