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I actually thought about changing my username to'Captain Friendzone' - cos it's ironic yeah?
@Paladin: Yep, that's what a friendzone is.
I knew someone who got put in the calzone by a girl. Tomato sauce burns are no laughing matter.
If you leave your mass graves open for random people to lie naked in, you're doing it wrong.
isn't "friendzone" a made-up thing creepers use to comfort themselves when they get shot down by women who wouldn't willingly lie naked with them in a mass grave?
"You need to give up climbing that tree. That tree is so far gone, that it is cut down, made into 2X4s and it now a coat closet in Dallas."
I was discussing with my co-worker about him getting out of the friend zone with this girl:
I smell BACON! BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON IT'S BACONNNNN!
I'm not. I wallow in your misery.
Yeah, so ham I.
Let me just say ahead of time that I'm suey for the pun
I'm sure some are squealing with delight
Great, a bacon pun. Now people making pig puns will hog the chatbox.
I herd puns in here, what's the situbacon?
You've caused a stampede.
Truly moooving things, Foffy.
What have I done?
Don't have a cow, man.
Dude, calm down! What's your beef man?
Are you so sure about that? I don't think you've considered what's at steak here.
No need to buffalo anyone.
Is that all it takes for you to cowtow? Aren't you going to try and milk it a bit more?
On second thought, I'm just going to hoof it out of here.
What sort of udderance is that?
Can I shepherd us to a different topic?
Ewe got that right.
Not to ram the joke into the ground or anything, right?
Bad jokes abound, wollen you know it.
Face it, Smokey, there's mutton you can do about it.
Stop with the baaaad puns.
Well now, don't you feel sheepish?
That was meant to be a status update, not a shout. Oops.
Humor is the condiment you use to get the bad taste of life out of your mouth.
I try to raise my kids right.
My kids made a desert full of Graboids in Minecraft this past weekend. Including paintings of people in the mouths.
Put a wombat up ya wanker, moit.
Could be an 3rd stage Graboid, too
THe one by Pratchett that flies by rocket fart.
She Who Must Not Be Named.
Which Errol? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Errol (her name is Turtle b/c we couldn't decide on anything)
WHat, is her name Errol or something?
She shoots fire from her eyes, and lightning from her arse!
just wait till you see what comes out of her backside
OW HOLY SHIT SHE BREATHES FIRE OW OW OW
You'll have to fight her for it. Be warned, she bites.
Then I bid the soul of your turtle.
I want one! I can't afford it, but I want one.
Loot, pillage, burn, watch TV
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