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@  Donocropolis : (06 May 2016 - 06:00 AM)

MY EYE! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it!

@  Whirl Maximus : (06 May 2016 - 05:08 AM)

NOT LENNY!

@  Scavgraphics : (06 May 2016 - 03:20 AM)

CIVIL WAR!!!! WOOOO!!!

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 May 2016 - 02:06 AM)

Something about "Universe on Fire" speaks to me.

@  TriBlurr : (06 May 2016 - 02:03 AM)

4:30

@  TriBlurr : (06 May 2016 - 02:03 AM)

Its $:30 in the morning. Im awake because I've discovered the band Gloryhammer

@  OrionPax44 : (06 May 2016 - 12:05 AM)

Shirley you don't wanna go there

@  RichardT1977 : (05 May 2016 - 11:45 PM)

Listen, Betty, don't start with your "white zone" s*** again.

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:54 PM)

Damn zoning laws.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 03:53 PM)

All this zoning is starting to cross the line here.

@  Rycochet : (05 May 2016 - 03:34 PM)

Earth's most powerful soldiers are earth's last chance against the Spiral Zone!

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:31 PM)

RANDOM ZOOOOOOONE!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:24 PM)

Want to buy car parts and hope they actually give you the right ones? Head to Auto Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:22 PM)

Want to build a shop and don't know where it's legal? Go to the Commercial Zone.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:21 PM)

Careful with these jokes, they could lead us right into the Danger Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:20 PM)

You're running to make a touchdown, when suddenly, you hear Linkin Park - In The End Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:17 PM)

The Princess of Friendship's secret dungeon - the Twilight Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:14 PM)

When you go to bed at 10, wake up at 6 and only get seven hours sleep? You just got Time Zoned!

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 03:11 PM)

what's with this checkered orange dirt? why are there crab robots here? oh dammit I got green hill zoned again

@  Puny Flesh C... : (05 May 2016 - 02:18 PM)

I actually thought about changing my username to'Captain Friendzone' - cos it's ironic yeah? ;)

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 01:47 PM)

@Paladin: Yep, that's what a friendzone is.

@  Locoman : (05 May 2016 - 01:00 PM)

I knew someone who got put in the calzone by a girl. Tomato sauce burns are no laughing matter.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:57 PM)

If you leave your mass graves open for random people to lie naked in, you're doing it wrong.

@  Paladin : (05 May 2016 - 12:53 PM)

isn't "friendzone" a made-up thing creepers use to comfort themselves when they get shot down by women who wouldn't willingly lie naked with them in a mass grave?

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:49 PM)

"You need to give up climbing that tree. That tree is so far gone, that it is cut down, made into 2X4s and it now a coat closet in Dallas."

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:48 PM)

I was discussing with my co-worker about him getting out of the friend zone with this girl:

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 12:17 PM)

I smell BACON! BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON IT'S BACONNNNN!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:12 PM)

I'm not. I wallow in your misery.

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 11:58 AM)

Yeah, so ham I.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

Let me just say ahead of time that I'm suey for the pun

@  Steevy Maximus : (05 May 2016 - 10:44 AM)

I'm sure some are squealing with delight

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 10:40 AM)

Great, a bacon pun. Now people making pig puns will hog the chatbox.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 02:20 AM)

I herd puns in here, what's the situbacon?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (05 May 2016 - 01:30 AM)

You've caused a stampede.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:22 PM)

Truly moooving things, Foffy.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 11:16 PM)

What have I done?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 11:08 PM)

Don't have a cow, man.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:07 PM)

Dude, calm down! What's your beef man?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 May 2016 - 10:59 PM)

Are you so sure about that? I don't think you've considered what's at steak here.

@  MidnightFox : (04 May 2016 - 10:56 PM)

No need to buffalo anyone.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:54 PM)

Is that all it takes for you to cowtow? Aren't you going to try and milk it a bit more?

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:36 PM)

On second thought, I'm just going to hoof it out of here.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:32 PM)

What sort of udderance is that?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 10:31 PM)

MOO

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:26 PM)

Can I shepherd us to a different topic?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:19 PM)

Ewe got that right.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Not to ram the joke into the ground or anything, right?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Bad jokes abound, wollen you know it.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 09:55 PM)

Face it, Smokey, there's mutton you can do about it.

@  Smokey : (04 May 2016 - 08:51 PM)

Stop with the baaaad puns.


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#1 Nutjob R/T

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 03:40 AM

My dear friends, if your daily driver simply isn't raw-meat red-blooded hairy-chested masculine enough for you, I have found the solution.
Alas, some assembly is required.

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#2 Master Fwiffo

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 03:48 AM

Paint it blue and put some big red flames and an Autobot symbol on that sucker!

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 03:56 AM

Hmm, I wonder if I could get one to fit an 86 ford ranger, scale it down a bit further...icon-hotrod.gif

#4 Weremole

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 06:39 AM

So that is what Pipes and co turn into!

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 07:55 AM

*estrogen squeal*

Positively adorable!

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#6 Rhinox

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 11:23 AM

okay, that's pretty cool!

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#7 ExVee

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 11:50 AM

The part that saddens me more than this being a Nashville-based outfit is that I know someone who would probably actually try to do this to his truck.

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 03:21 PM

QUOTE(ExVee @ Nov 23 2010, 11:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The part that saddens me more than this being a Nashville-based outfit is that I know someone who would probably actually try to do this to his truck.

I would actually try doing this to my truck...

#9 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 03:28 PM

How would you register something like that?

#10 Nutjob R/T

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 03:58 PM

How do you register a Lamborghini body on a Volkswagen chassis?
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#11 ExVee

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 04:19 PM

I dunno, but I'd like to see it.

Certainly there must be some special classification for hot rods and other major custom jobs, or they could never be street legal, right?

#12 Eva Sigma

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 04:22 PM

Makes me wish for a Mack R body, but it would probably be easier and cheaper to buy an actual Mack R/RB truck. icon-waspy.gif
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#13 ExVee

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 04:23 PM

I'd be sold if they could figure out how to make a cabover conversion kit.

#14 Dudefella

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 05:55 PM

... and one more thing to add to the Christmas list.

#15 Bug-Saw

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 06:05 PM

What a funny coincidence, just the other day I thought about what it would be like to convert a semi into a massive pickup truck. This is the exact opposite, though.

#16 Nutjob R/T

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 08:27 PM

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Makes me wish for a Mack R body, but it would probably be easier and cheaper to buy an actual Mack R/RB truck.


With 'Earth' painted on the door?

Edited by Nutjob R/T, 23 November 2010 - 08:38 PM.

Earth is Kill because Santa.

#17 Nutjob R/T

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 08:47 PM

QUOTE(Hornet @ Nov 23 2010, 07:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What a funny coincidence, just the other day I thought about what it would be like to convert a semi into a massive pickup truck. This is the exact opposite, though.



What a funny coincidence, someone else does that too.
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#18 Eva Sigma

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 08:48 PM

QUOTE(Nutjob R/T @ Nov 23 2010, 08:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Makes me wish for a Mack R body, but it would probably be easier and cheaper to buy an actual Mack R/RB truck.


With 'Earth' painted on the door?


...I don't get it.
QUOTE(Contrary Mary @ Jul 10 2010, 09:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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#19 Bug-Saw

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 08:52 PM

QUOTE(Nutjob R/T @ Nov 23 2010, 10:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I was thinking more along the lines of using a Kentworth as big as the one Movie-verse Optimus transforms into.

#20 Nutjob R/T

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Posted 23 November 2010 - 09:20 PM

WHAT A COINCIDENCE. Kenworth did a couple of those themselves.

Of course, the second one is using a T800 cab, which is basically Kenworth's cash cow, not the W900 conventional, BUT STILL.
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