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#221 Kalidor

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 02:19 PM

Smitty, I implore you to please proofread your posts for grammar and spelling.

Just take the extra time to do it. Type something and read it again. It won't only make what you say come across in a better fashion, but might give you some insight as to what you're actually saying and what point you're trying to get across and save a lot of hassle.

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#222 MightyMegs

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 02:33 PM

Here's a pic of me... just back from the gym, and still pumped. I'm really sweaty... not stinky, but in a good, musky way.


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#223 Destron D-69

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 02:49 PM

QUOTE(RockinRobin @ Sep 11 2010, 10:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...not a lesbian or ninja...

But my husband says I can aspire to be anything I want?
as long as he gets to hold the camera.


that's my favorite answer so far.

this thread has gone a long way to explain to me why Smitty voted no on my no longer existent thread about things I likely should stop talking about because the vans are pulling up in the driveway and the children might here me say boobies

#224 Copper Bezel

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 02:51 PM

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I look back at the sex I have had that was meaningless, and all I see is how it robbed me of a worthwhile relationship with that person.


That can happen without sex, too. But it's one particular situation - as you're implying yourself. I think it's sensible to have a healthy fear of letting sexual feelings or intentions get in the way of a given relationship, certainly. That's not exactly what we've been discussing here.

QUOTE(Kalidor)
Smitty, I implore you to please proofread your posts for grammar and spelling.


It's not *that* hard to mentally insert a missing word here or there. And, again, Destron is posting here. Are you really going to pick on Smitty's grammar?

Edited by Kalimol, 11 September 2010 - 02:54 PM.


#225 Jeysie

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 02:51 PM

QUOTE(Kalimol @ Sep 11 2010, 01:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's just that initially, your explanation of the term "cheating" hinged on deception or sneakiness being a part of the deal.

Actually, I said "deceive someone and/or sneakily break the rules". And/Or means "one, the other, or both". (If we're going to get nitpicky. icon-arcee.gif )

QUOTE(Smitty @ Sep 11 2010, 01:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I look back at the sex I have that was meaningless and all I see is how it rob me of a worth wile relationship with that person.

If someone just wants meaningless sex from you, they probably weren't interested in a relationship anyway. I mean, I would think (ideally) that would be the whole reason you have meaningless sex with someone to begin with--that for whatever reason you're at the moment just interested in the sex part without the relationship part.

#226 Destron D-69

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 03:21 PM

I must have Slept with Kalimol's mom and never called her back, dude has a serious hate on for me.

#227 Liege

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 03:47 PM

There's nothing wrong with consensual, casual sex between adults. How you feel about that though I guess is down to how you were raised.

And I'm pretty sure Kalimol's mum has better taste than that.
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QUOTE(Escargon @ Aug 1 2013, 10:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And Liege, you're words really have had an effect on me. It made me relise I've shouldn't care about what others think of me, I should only care about what I think of myself.

Liege is a small dude with a lot of wisdom.

Well one of those descriptive words is accurate I suppose!

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#228 Destron D-69

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 04:00 PM

well she does now icon-fire.gif

seriously though... can you guys stop trying to start a fight? this thread has nothing to do with how anyone feels about anyone else.

Edited by Destron D-69, 11 September 2010 - 04:02 PM.


#229 Bleargh001

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 04:19 PM

QUOTE(UnicronusPrime @ Sep 11 2010, 09:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Rhinox @ Sep 11 2010, 08:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am condom failure.
My brother, he's pill failure.
My sister, she's vasectomy failure.

All three of us were 1 in a million chance kids.

Condom failure with my first child, pill failure for the second child...

I thought vasectomy were kinda hard to fail with though. Maybe I'll reconsider that operation. Wifey is currently usng an IUD.



Properly performed Vasectomies do not fail. There is no way for the severed tubes to reconnect. The only tricky part is making sure all of the sperm cells are dead and gone before you can start having pregnancy-riskless sex. Getting rid of them involves a combination of expulsion of the cells (clearing out the pipes icon-arcee.gif) and time (you gotta wait long enough for the cells to die). 20 shots in a 2 weeks won't do it (take it from me...). You basically gotta wait, and masturbate, for whole month or so. Follow-up appointments with the doctor to check and see if your semen has any sperm left in it are essential. If you are sure you want to father no more children, then I highly recommend a vasectomy. Get a Urologist to do it. Also do not eat any ginger on the day of your operation.

As for Rhino...well....
If his sister was born after a vasectomy, then either his parents did not wait long enough after the operation to have unprotected sex, or his Dad should have a little talk with his Mom.


On Topic: Straight. Not a virgin.

Edited by Bleargh001, 11 September 2010 - 04:20 PM.


#230 Slander

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 04:22 PM

If you want them, screw them.

There is no straight. There is no gay.

#231 The Jawa

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 04:37 PM

QUOTE(Streets Ahead @ Sep 11 2010, 02:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't get the Exploding Unicorn reference at all. Should I assume it's a euphemism?


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#232 HeyMickey

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 04:42 PM

QUOTE(Slander @ Sep 11 2010, 05:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you want them, screw them.

There is no straight. There is no gay.


You sound like a sexy Yoda.

Do, or do not. There is no gay. icon-fire.gif
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#233 Bleargh001

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 04:43 PM

QUOTE(Slander @ Sep 11 2010, 02:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you want them, screw them.

There is no straight. There is no gay.



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#234 Boo

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 04:45 PM

QUOTE(Kalidor @ Sep 11 2010, 04:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Boo @ Sep 11 2010, 01:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Straight. Married. Not a virgin... though given how often we see each other anymore it's getting harder to remember the last time...


Weren't you with that really hot chick and you were both waiting till you got married?

So is this the same girl?


Yes sir. Got married 2 1/2 years ago. icon-silverbolt.gif

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#235 Roobx

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 04:45 PM

I tend to fancy whomever has the greater advantage..

I believe that throws me into the 'Anything' category.



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#236 Liege

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 05:55 PM

QUOTE(Destron D-69 @ Sep 11 2010, 05:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
seriously though... can you guys stop trying to start a fight? this thread has nothing to do with how anyone feels about anyone else.


Stop being sleazy and doing the juvenile 'I BANGED UR MOMZ LULZ' and we'll consider it.

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QUOTE(Escargon @ Aug 1 2013, 10:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And Liege, you're words really have had an effect on me. It made me relise I've shouldn't care about what others think of me, I should only care about what I think of myself.

Liege is a small dude with a lot of wisdom.

Well one of those descriptive words is accurate I suppose!

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#237 Destron D-69

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 06:04 PM

obviously not, since I dropped it and you didn't.

#238 NICK TYRANNO

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 06:15 PM

QUOTE(Roobx @ Sep 11 2010, 04:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I tend to fancy whomever has the greater advantage..

I believe that throws me into the 'Anything' category.


Freak!

So does that mean you'd bang a turtle!?

#239 Kalidor

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 06:16 PM

Keep the alts in Mayhem, please.

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#240 NICK TYRANNO

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Posted 11 September 2010 - 06:20 PM

Totally not my alt Kal.

No worries though.



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