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@  Robowang : (24 May 2016 - 08:07 AM)

Aw, you ruined it.

@  tffan01 : (24 May 2016 - 07:58 AM)

@robowang, I would have laughed at the joke if I knew who is Brian Kilby

@  Benbot : (24 May 2016 - 07:48 AM)

Everyone quickly say something so it scrolls down

@  Robowang : (24 May 2016 - 07:48 AM)

I love this board. I'm still convinced you're all Brian Kilby.

@  tffan01 : (24 May 2016 - 07:47 AM)

beetleman, if you read this I'm not saying this as a fact, it's just a thought.

@  Robowang : (24 May 2016 - 07:42 AM)

*Beetleman logs on and reads this*

@  tffan01 : (24 May 2016 - 07:40 AM)

I think beetleman might have a mental disability of some sorts. I'm not saying he definitely has but if he really does, you guys should be a little kinder to him. That would also explain why he says he is a 19 year old but his parents are overprotective. I'm not saying he definitely has but it's a possibility. Or he's just a 8 year old that says he is an adult.

@  Touch My Thighs : (24 May 2016 - 05:00 AM)

No need to ban him, just remove his ability to post new topics. Problem solved.

@  Msol : (24 May 2016 - 01:01 AM)

So what's the over/under for when beetleman is banned?

@  Telly : (24 May 2016 - 12:26 AM)

is the christmas/holiday special in the latest mtmte trade? or atleast mtmte's segment of that comic

@  Plokatron : (23 May 2016 - 11:09 PM)

Robotic warriors give it their all! Fighting disguised till the victor stands tall!

@  TheMightyMol... : (23 May 2016 - 05:12 PM)

He tried to introduce himself once, but then he was compelled to kidnap himself and nobody's seen him since.

@  Paladin : (23 May 2016 - 04:53 PM)

wait, what about Candlejac

@  TheMightyMol... : (23 May 2016 - 04:45 PM)

All legends are true, except for the ones that aren't.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (23 May 2016 - 04:39 PM)

The Nightitme Secret Aardvark exists?! I though it was just a legend!

@  TheMightyMol... : (23 May 2016 - 04:28 PM)

Well, maybe. That depends on you, really. What you do behind closed doors is none of my business. I'm not the NSA.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (23 May 2016 - 04:24 PM)

Your nights shall be completely shame-free, however.

@  TheMightyMol... : (23 May 2016 - 04:16 PM)

Nope. You will bear the shame of this for all of your days.

@  Telly : (23 May 2016 - 04:00 PM)

can i delete this shout?

@  Steevy Maximus : (23 May 2016 - 02:58 PM)

..goes on forever, forever, forever my...

@  PlutoniumBoss : (23 May 2016 - 12:58 AM)

And a partridge in the song that doesn't end, yes it...

@  Paladin : (22 May 2016 - 06:52 PM)

just as Killamanjaro rises above the Serenghetti....

@  MEDdMI : (22 May 2016 - 05:41 PM)

Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!

@  Locoman : (22 May 2016 - 05:21 PM)

Everybody walk the dinosaur!

@  Bass X0 : (22 May 2016 - 05:14 PM)

Bombin' the floor! Bombin' the floor!

@  TheMightyMol... : (22 May 2016 - 04:59 PM)

Breakin the law, breakin the law! :::air guitars:::

@  wonko the sane? : (22 May 2016 - 04:09 PM)

I'm watching plenty of TV, but I'm doing it all through the internet.

@  tffan01 : (22 May 2016 - 03:38 PM)

no.

@  Bass X0 : (22 May 2016 - 03:03 PM)

is anyone watching more web original shows and streamed TV shows than actual TV channels?

@  wonko the sane? : (22 May 2016 - 10:49 AM)

I wanted to charge my book, but couldn't cause my brother was charging his cigarette... the future is stupid.

@  Pennpenn : (22 May 2016 - 09:05 AM)

I hate that situation where you spend ages to find something, then realize it isn't charged, but you can't find the charging cable.

@  Locoman : (22 May 2016 - 09:00 AM)

Only cartoons I keep up with are RID2015, Rescue Bots, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, and Rick & Morty

@  Locoman : (22 May 2016 - 08:59 AM)

no, I don't really watch cartoons on tv no more

@  tffan01 : (22 May 2016 - 03:54 AM)

@Locoman, have you watched the cartoon I was talking about (Supernoobs) though?

@  Telly : (21 May 2016 - 10:34 PM)

"Chaos is bad for business, y'see." depends on the kind of business youre in...

@  Foffy the Sheep : (21 May 2016 - 09:34 PM)

Unless we're talking about the guy from Hunger Games, President Snow. He has feet.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (21 May 2016 - 09:33 PM)

Snow doesn't have feet. It's just piles of frozen water.

@  Locoman : (21 May 2016 - 09:29 PM)

you wish, bud. let's see those bastards operate under six feet of snow

@  Foffy the Sheep : (21 May 2016 - 09:28 PM)

What I got out of that was that Canada really wants to have a plague of locusts unleashed upon them.

@  Locoman : (21 May 2016 - 09:25 PM)

y'see, under canadian law all broadcasting corporations operate under a mandate that at least 40% of the content they broadcast must be Canadian content. Naturally, this applies to kid's cartoon channels as well, which is a fairly niche market these days. So animators slap together very cheaply animated flash cartoons and air them in the daytime hours to fill the quota. Hence endless reruns of Johnny Test, Almost Naked Animals, etc.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (21 May 2016 - 09:25 PM)

Chaos is bad for business, y'see.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (21 May 2016 - 09:17 PM)

You're a criminal mastermind. Shouldn't you want to wreak havoc?

@  Patchouli Kn... : (21 May 2016 - 09:16 PM)

You really want to be responsible for the creation of giant radioactive moose?

@  Foffy the Sheep : (21 May 2016 - 09:13 PM)

Well, I didn't wanna have to do this, but it looks like we have to nuke Canada.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (21 May 2016 - 09:12 PM)

Johnny Test isn't even the worst of it? Mother of God...

@  Locoman : (21 May 2016 - 09:04 PM)

But in Canada, Johnny Test is just one of many terrible flash cartoons. It's not even the worst one.

@  ShadowMan024 : (21 May 2016 - 08:49 PM)

Pft. Cartoon Network aired Johnny Test TEN times a day for a loooooong time.

@  The Doctor Who : (21 May 2016 - 08:01 PM)

Mayhem Hangouts is Go! I repeat the loonies are converging on Google! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

@  Foffy the Sheep : (21 May 2016 - 07:52 PM)

My condolences. It's always sad to hear of the death of a loved one...or someone's sanity.

@  Locoman : (21 May 2016 - 07:44 PM)

Back in the days when I watched TFP on TV, they sometimes aired it six or seven times a day.


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#1 Blueshift

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 01:43 PM

I don't usually pick up the Titan Transformers magazine since it is reprints of comics I already own and original comics of Skids and Mudflap. But my attention was piqued when I was told that issue 8 finished off the reprinting of All Hail Megatron.



I thought this was strange since after 8 months they'd only reprinted up to issue 5. It turns out that Titan have completely cut, mangled and CHANGED the plot of AHM to bring it to a screeching halt in just 24 pages. The magazine's editorial promises us an "epic, power-punching ending [as it] rushes head long towards its stunning conclusion".

So uh, what did they DO? Being horribly anal, I have documented the changes below!


Page 1-2 (AHM 6 p 1-2)
Kup and Jazz have a chinwag

Page 3-4 (AHM 6 p 3-4)
Starscream and Megatron have a chinwag

(We now miss out the fight between Skywarp and Bombshell)


page 5-7 (AHM 6 p10-12)
Kup and Jazz continue to chinwag

(We miss the conversation between Ironhide and Roadbuster, the sighting of the Swarm and Perceptor being scary)


Page 8-10 (AHM 6 p18-20)
Megatron and Starscream keep arguing

(We miss the decision to bomb New York and the insecticon creation flashback)


Page 11-17 (AHM 7 p5-11)
Jazz's flashback up until the splash of Megatron taking the Matrix from Prime

(We miss Sideswipe talking to Sunstreaker)


Page 18-20 (AHM 7 p15-17)
Jazz continues his flashback telling of how Prime sacrificed himself to save everyone else.
(We miss Ironhide fighting Mirage. We then miss ALL of issue 8, including Sunstreaker's death! From issue 9 we then miss the humans on Earth chatting to Spike)


Page 21 (AHM 9 p9 (panels 4&7) p15 (panel 2) p 16 (panels 4-6)
In an astonishingly bad piece of editing, Titan have MERGED some of AHMs pages, so that Ratchet enters, tells everyone Prime is about to die, Sideswipe gets angry (with changed dialogue, so that references to Sunstreaker are changed to Prime). Sideswipe now seems to be angry that Prime is definately dead, and makes it sound like Prime committed suicide due to the baffling name changes.


Terrible photo of the terrible new page (I couldn't get it without the lens flare, sorry)

page 22-24 (AHM 9 19-21)
Sideswipe's page of monologuing. Hilariously he talks about Sunstreaker's death here, so we have to assume he died off-panel somewhere.

And then the double-page splash of Optimus Prime returning. Ratchet's diagnosis 2 pages prior seemed a bit pessimistic then.

Then it says THE END!



Oh dear. Oh dear. Titan. What are you playing at? I can kinda see that they might have wanted to rush through the story, or perhaps relaunch the second half as a 'new' story, but then a little box tells us that if we want to read the rest, we need to go to Forbidden Planet and buy the trades.

I used to like Titan as a company, but this is a flabbergastingly bad piece of hack work. The WORST part is, that the Transformers mag, as one sold in supermarkets and newsagents, gets a ridiculously high distribution rate, in the tens of thousands. This is going to be how most people will read this tale!

But hey, free disk launcher!

Edited by Blueshift, 31 December 2009 - 01:59 PM.


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Posted 31 December 2009 - 01:46 PM

wow. just when we believed AHM's pacing and story-telling was as bad as it could get, someone goes out of their way to prove us wrong.

I'm glad I don't get the Titan comics.

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 02:31 PM

Hahahahaha. "Prime's dead because he wanted OUT."

#4 Blueshift

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 02:33 PM

Now I'm wondering where on earth this will go on the wiki!

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 02:34 PM

It's the return of Suicidal Marvel Prime! "Prime's DEAD. He's dead because he lost that video game."

Edited by Moroboshi Ataru, 31 December 2009 - 02:35 PM.



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Posted 31 December 2009 - 02:43 PM

It puts Sideswipe switching off Hunter's life support machine in a new perspective now.

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 03:04 PM

Oh man. Thank you for this, Blueshift. It is through the terrible that we can all find mirth.

I seriously Bwahaha'd at this. Good stuff.

Edited by Sprocket, 31 December 2009 - 03:08 PM.

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#8 Blueshift

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 03:06 PM

QUOTE(Sprocket @ Dec 31 2009, 03:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh man. Thank you for this, Blueshift. It is through the terrible that we can all find mirth.

I seriously Bwahaha'd at this.


Thanks! Makes it worthwhile that I went out especially in the cold to procure this at a king's ransom of 2.99. That is like, 5 of your colonial dollars!

Edited by Blueshift, 31 December 2009 - 03:07 PM.


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Posted 31 December 2009 - 04:00 PM

I always thought the Titan Magazine was kind of a dumb way to drum up interest for TF's in the UK when there are plenty of more practical solutions, like properly converting the prices of the toys instead of just swapping out the dollar sign for a pound sign, for example.

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 04:05 PM

QUOTE(Madworld @ Dec 31 2009, 09:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I always thought the Titan Magazine was kind of a dumb way to drum up interest for TF's in the UK when there are plenty of more practical solutions, like properly converting the prices of the toys instead of just swapping out the dollar sign for a pound sign, for example.


that would be like blaming IDW for poor distribution of the toys and cancelling the Animated TV show.

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 04:17 PM

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there are plenty of more practical solutions, like properly converting the prices of the toys instead of just swapping out the dollar sign for a pound sign, for example.

You realise that different prices for the same item in different parts of the world has to do with a lot more than simple exchange rates, right? Do you think that Burger King or Apple "swaps out the dollar sign for a pound sign" just because they feel like making a bunch more profit?

#12 Blueshift

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 04:36 PM

QUOTE(Professor @ Dec 31 2009, 04:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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there are plenty of more practical solutions, like properly converting the prices of the toys instead of just swapping out the dollar sign for a pound sign, for example.

You realise that different prices for the same item in different parts of the world has to do with a lot more than simple exchange rates, right? Do you think that Burger King or Apple "swaps out the dollar sign for a pound sign" just because they feel like making a bunch more profit?


While I don't want to turn this thread into one about the horrors of Hasbro UK, I'd just like to point out that while some products like ipods ARE more expensive over here, they are not THAT much more expensive, and certainly don't just 'swap the dollar signs for pounds'. Go check on amazon.

Meanwhile Hasbro's new deluxe price over here is around 22.5 dollars.It would be cheaper to import them from America, which would be hilarious if it wasn't so tragic.

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 04:44 PM

i'm on a budget so i may have to import...

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 04:45 PM

QUOTE(Bass X0 @ Dec 31 2009, 05:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
that would be like blaming IDW for poor distribution of the toys and cancelling the Animated TV show.

I'm not blaming them for anything, I just think it was dumb of Hasbro UK to put out a Titan Magazine in an attempt to drum up interest in TF's. How many other toylines have an entire magazine dedicated to them?

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 04:50 PM

now, question.

Is this worse than "GET IN THE SHIP" or just about equal?

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 04:51 PM

QUOTE(Madworld @ Dec 31 2009, 04:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Bass X0 @ Dec 31 2009, 05:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
that would be like blaming IDW for poor distribution of the toys and cancelling the Animated TV show.

I'm not blaming them for anything, I just think it was dumb of Hasbro UK to put out a Titan Magazine in an attempt to drum up interest in TF's. How many other toylines have an entire magazine dedicated to them?


Titan put out the magazine. They pay Hasbro money to be able to make it.

And obviously there's enough interest since it has been going for nearly 3 years now!

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 04:57 PM

QUOTE(Blueshift @ Dec 31 2009, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Professor @ Dec 31 2009, 04:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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there are plenty of more practical solutions, like properly converting the prices of the toys instead of just swapping out the dollar sign for a pound sign, for example.

You realise that different prices for the same item in different parts of the world has to do with a lot more than simple exchange rates, right? Do you think that Burger King or Apple "swaps out the dollar sign for a pound sign" just because they feel like making a bunch more profit?


While I don't want to turn this thread into one about the horrors of Hasbro UK, I'd just like to point out that while some products like ipods ARE more expensive over here, they are not THAT much more expensive, and certainly don't just 'swap the dollar signs for pounds'. Go check on amazon.

Meanwhile Hasbro's new deluxe price over here is around 22.5 dollars.It would be cheaper to import them from America, which would be hilarious if it wasn't so tragic.


WAH WAH WAH! LOOK AT ME! I'M FROM THE UK AND I THINK PRICES ARE TOO HIGH! WAAAAAAH!!

Get over yourselves, boys.


Now... about this edit. Wow. That's a pretty titanic edit. I've never heard of anything like it. Transformers has had some comic edits over the years that have changed the meaning of things. There's an Australian TPB that re-edits the first four issues of the Marvel comics to completely remove Shockwave and the Dinobots and end on Optimus Prime's victory speech -- and a similar UK edit which actually has new art.

But this... wow. That's like the ULTIMATE studio cut. I wonder if Shane McCarthy knows about this.

Also: Does this mean they TOTALLY destroyed his, "Headmasters are bad!!" thesis?

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Edited by Boltax, 31 December 2009 - 04:58 PM.


#18 Blueshift

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 05:01 PM

QUOTE(Boltax @ Dec 31 2009, 04:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(I'm an Aussie, so I have a god-given right to call Brits on their freakin' whining.)


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Posted 31 December 2009 - 05:10 PM

"chinwag"?

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 05:25 PM

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