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@  Scavgraphics : (06 May 2016 - 03:20 AM)

CIVIL WAR!!!! WOOOO!!!

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 May 2016 - 02:06 AM)

Something about "Universe on Fire" speaks to me.

@  TriBlurr : (06 May 2016 - 02:03 AM)

4:30

@  TriBlurr : (06 May 2016 - 02:03 AM)

Its $:30 in the morning. Im awake because I've discovered the band Gloryhammer

@  OrionPax44 : (06 May 2016 - 12:05 AM)

Shirley you don't wanna go there

@  RichardT1977 : (05 May 2016 - 11:45 PM)

Listen, Betty, don't start with your "white zone" s*** again.

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:54 PM)

Damn zoning laws.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 03:53 PM)

All this zoning is starting to cross the line here.

@  Rycochet : (05 May 2016 - 03:34 PM)

Earth's most powerful soldiers are earth's last chance against the Spiral Zone!

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:31 PM)

RANDOM ZOOOOOOONE!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:24 PM)

Want to buy car parts and hope they actually give you the right ones? Head to Auto Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:22 PM)

Want to build a shop and don't know where it's legal? Go to the Commercial Zone.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:21 PM)

Careful with these jokes, they could lead us right into the Danger Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:20 PM)

You're running to make a touchdown, when suddenly, you hear Linkin Park - In The End Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:17 PM)

The Princess of Friendship's secret dungeon - the Twilight Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:14 PM)

When you go to bed at 10, wake up at 6 and only get seven hours sleep? You just got Time Zoned!

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 03:11 PM)

what's with this checkered orange dirt? why are there crab robots here? oh dammit I got green hill zoned again

@  Puny Flesh C... : (05 May 2016 - 02:18 PM)

I actually thought about changing my username to'Captain Friendzone' - cos it's ironic yeah? ;)

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 01:47 PM)

@Paladin: Yep, that's what a friendzone is.

@  Locoman : (05 May 2016 - 01:00 PM)

I knew someone who got put in the calzone by a girl. Tomato sauce burns are no laughing matter.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:57 PM)

If you leave your mass graves open for random people to lie naked in, you're doing it wrong.

@  Paladin : (05 May 2016 - 12:53 PM)

isn't "friendzone" a made-up thing creepers use to comfort themselves when they get shot down by women who wouldn't willingly lie naked with them in a mass grave?

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:49 PM)

"You need to give up climbing that tree. That tree is so far gone, that it is cut down, made into 2X4s and it now a coat closet in Dallas."

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:48 PM)

I was discussing with my co-worker about him getting out of the friend zone with this girl:

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 12:17 PM)

I smell BACON! BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON IT'S BACONNNNN!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:12 PM)

I'm not. I wallow in your misery.

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 11:58 AM)

Yeah, so ham I.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

Let me just say ahead of time that I'm suey for the pun

@  Steevy Maximus : (05 May 2016 - 10:44 AM)

I'm sure some are squealing with delight

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 10:40 AM)

Great, a bacon pun. Now people making pig puns will hog the chatbox.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 02:20 AM)

I herd puns in here, what's the situbacon?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (05 May 2016 - 01:30 AM)

You've caused a stampede.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:22 PM)

Truly moooving things, Foffy.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 11:16 PM)

What have I done?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 11:08 PM)

Don't have a cow, man.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:07 PM)

Dude, calm down! What's your beef man?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 May 2016 - 10:59 PM)

Are you so sure about that? I don't think you've considered what's at steak here.

@  MidnightFox : (04 May 2016 - 10:56 PM)

No need to buffalo anyone.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:54 PM)

Is that all it takes for you to cowtow? Aren't you going to try and milk it a bit more?

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:36 PM)

On second thought, I'm just going to hoof it out of here.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:32 PM)

What sort of udderance is that?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 10:31 PM)

MOO

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:26 PM)

Can I shepherd us to a different topic?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:19 PM)

Ewe got that right.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Not to ram the joke into the ground or anything, right?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Bad jokes abound, wollen you know it.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 09:55 PM)

Face it, Smokey, there's mutton you can do about it.

@  Smokey : (04 May 2016 - 08:51 PM)

Stop with the baaaad puns.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:32 PM)

Positively woolish.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 08:20 PM)

Well now, don't you feel sheepish?


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#1 Apostrophe

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 10:52 PM

Better sig than most.

#2 Internet Jesus

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 10:54 PM

Song lyrics or terrorist attacks? YOU DECIDE.

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#3 Ironbite

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 11:08 PM

Yeah but I stole your power battery.

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#4 Firebird1

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 11:23 PM

The Ever exploding dino!


#5 Apostrophe

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 11:40 PM

DARK AND COOL

#6 TVsGrady

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Posted 11 December 2009 - 12:04 AM

So quit whining about it!
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#7 cybertron2009

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Posted 11 December 2009 - 09:56 PM

?FERRIS!
I didn't crash on the hill tonight
I got a feelin' everythings gonna be alright
Then a horse came runnin' to me
Said were gonna go to the sanctuary
Then I stop again to blow
Into another dimension

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#8 Internet Jesus

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 11:11 PM

Optimus is going to shoot HIS OWN FACE

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#9 Ironbite

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 11:36 PM

Well how interesting....he thinks he can outsteal me.

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#10 Stormrave

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Posted 12 December 2009 - 11:40 PM

Exploding raptors never get old.
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#11 Jen!

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Posted 13 December 2009 - 12:41 AM

Don't worry, I won't take the present. icon-wildride.gif
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#12 Eva Sigma

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Posted 13 December 2009 - 12:44 AM

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#13 Destron D-69

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Posted 13 December 2009 - 01:19 AM

jive! GAME OVER MAN... GAME OVER!
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#14 Jen!

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Posted 13 December 2009 - 04:52 AM

I don't remember rating and I certainly don't remember there being that many women on the 'Spark.
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#15 Destron D-69

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Posted 13 December 2009 - 06:22 AM

I've had the symptoms all my life ... heavy doses of Sesame Street in the mid 80's partly cured me of my excessive 'U's but I Still say Zed and start the alphabet with EH.
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#16 Radical Good Speed

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Posted 13 December 2009 - 10:03 AM

Yeah, because you threw out all my votes of 0.

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#17 Destron D-69

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Posted 13 December 2009 - 10:33 AM

(ouch)

if you return before you get back I'm calling Doc Brown
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#18 Ironbite

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Posted 13 December 2009 - 03:32 PM

Those pimps are wanted for human trafficing.

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#19 Stormrave

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Posted 13 December 2009 - 03:35 PM

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Cause silence isn't golden when you're holding it inside.
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#20 Destron D-69

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Posted 14 December 2009 - 01:17 AM

... icon-arcee.gif still a good person even when she's being a big Meany

lol keep up the good work Stormy see you next Decade when I screw up again
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