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@  Echowarrior : (24 May 2016 - 08:05 PM)

I'm definitely not Brian Kilby.

@  TheMightyMol... : (24 May 2016 - 06:04 PM)

Taco Bell has proven to me that god is truly dead.

@  Paladin : (24 May 2016 - 12:21 PM)

http://uproxx.com/life/taco-bell-fried-chicken-shell/ i hate this & also want to eat this.

@  Benbot : (24 May 2016 - 11:11 AM)

I'm familiar with him but I still don't get the joke.

@  Robowang : (24 May 2016 - 08:07 AM)

Aw, you ruined it.

@  tffan01 : (24 May 2016 - 07:58 AM)

@robowang, I would have laughed at the joke if I knew who is Brian Kilby

@  Benbot : (24 May 2016 - 07:48 AM)

Everyone quickly say something so it scrolls down

@  Robowang : (24 May 2016 - 07:48 AM)

I love this board. I'm still convinced you're all Brian Kilby.

@  tffan01 : (24 May 2016 - 07:47 AM)

beetleman, if you read this I'm not saying this as a fact, it's just a thought.

@  Robowang : (24 May 2016 - 07:42 AM)

*Beetleman logs on and reads this*

@  tffan01 : (24 May 2016 - 07:40 AM)

I think beetleman might have a mental disability of some sorts. I'm not saying he definitely has but if he really does, you guys should be a little kinder to him. That would also explain why he says he is a 19 year old but his parents are overprotective. I'm not saying he definitely has but it's a possibility. Or he's just a 8 year old that says he is an adult.

@  Touch My Thighs : (24 May 2016 - 05:00 AM)

No need to ban him, just remove his ability to post new topics. Problem solved.

@  Msol : (24 May 2016 - 01:01 AM)

So what's the over/under for when beetleman is banned?

@  Telly : (24 May 2016 - 12:26 AM)

is the christmas/holiday special in the latest mtmte trade? or atleast mtmte's segment of that comic

@  Plokatron : (23 May 2016 - 11:09 PM)

Robotic warriors give it their all! Fighting disguised till the victor stands tall!

@  TheMightyMol... : (23 May 2016 - 05:12 PM)

He tried to introduce himself once, but then he was compelled to kidnap himself and nobody's seen him since.

@  Paladin : (23 May 2016 - 04:53 PM)

wait, what about Candlejac

@  TheMightyMol... : (23 May 2016 - 04:45 PM)

All legends are true, except for the ones that aren't.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (23 May 2016 - 04:39 PM)

The Nightitme Secret Aardvark exists?! I though it was just a legend!

@  TheMightyMol... : (23 May 2016 - 04:28 PM)

Well, maybe. That depends on you, really. What you do behind closed doors is none of my business. I'm not the NSA.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (23 May 2016 - 04:24 PM)

Your nights shall be completely shame-free, however.

@  TheMightyMol... : (23 May 2016 - 04:16 PM)

Nope. You will bear the shame of this for all of your days.

@  Telly : (23 May 2016 - 04:00 PM)

can i delete this shout?

@  Steevy Maximus : (23 May 2016 - 02:58 PM)

..goes on forever, forever, forever my...

@  PlutoniumBoss : (23 May 2016 - 12:58 AM)

And a partridge in the song that doesn't end, yes it...

@  Paladin : (22 May 2016 - 06:52 PM)

just as Killamanjaro rises above the Serenghetti....

@  MEDdMI : (22 May 2016 - 05:41 PM)

Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!

@  Locoman : (22 May 2016 - 05:21 PM)

Everybody walk the dinosaur!

@  Bass X0 : (22 May 2016 - 05:14 PM)

Bombin' the floor! Bombin' the floor!

@  TheMightyMol... : (22 May 2016 - 04:59 PM)

Breakin the law, breakin the law! :::air guitars:::

@  wonko the sane? : (22 May 2016 - 04:09 PM)

I'm watching plenty of TV, but I'm doing it all through the internet.

@  tffan01 : (22 May 2016 - 03:38 PM)

no.

@  Bass X0 : (22 May 2016 - 03:03 PM)

is anyone watching more web original shows and streamed TV shows than actual TV channels?

@  wonko the sane? : (22 May 2016 - 10:49 AM)

I wanted to charge my book, but couldn't cause my brother was charging his cigarette... the future is stupid.

@  Pennpenn : (22 May 2016 - 09:05 AM)

I hate that situation where you spend ages to find something, then realize it isn't charged, but you can't find the charging cable.

@  Locoman : (22 May 2016 - 09:00 AM)

Only cartoons I keep up with are RID2015, Rescue Bots, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, and Rick & Morty

@  Locoman : (22 May 2016 - 08:59 AM)

no, I don't really watch cartoons on tv no more

@  tffan01 : (22 May 2016 - 03:54 AM)

@Locoman, have you watched the cartoon I was talking about (Supernoobs) though?

@  Telly : (21 May 2016 - 10:34 PM)

"Chaos is bad for business, y'see." depends on the kind of business youre in...

@  Foffy the Sheep : (21 May 2016 - 09:34 PM)

Unless we're talking about the guy from Hunger Games, President Snow. He has feet.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (21 May 2016 - 09:33 PM)

Snow doesn't have feet. It's just piles of frozen water.

@  Locoman : (21 May 2016 - 09:29 PM)

you wish, bud. let's see those bastards operate under six feet of snow

@  Foffy the Sheep : (21 May 2016 - 09:28 PM)

What I got out of that was that Canada really wants to have a plague of locusts unleashed upon them.

@  Locoman : (21 May 2016 - 09:25 PM)

y'see, under canadian law all broadcasting corporations operate under a mandate that at least 40% of the content they broadcast must be Canadian content. Naturally, this applies to kid's cartoon channels as well, which is a fairly niche market these days. So animators slap together very cheaply animated flash cartoons and air them in the daytime hours to fill the quota. Hence endless reruns of Johnny Test, Almost Naked Animals, etc.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (21 May 2016 - 09:25 PM)

Chaos is bad for business, y'see.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (21 May 2016 - 09:17 PM)

You're a criminal mastermind. Shouldn't you want to wreak havoc?

@  Patchouli Kn... : (21 May 2016 - 09:16 PM)

You really want to be responsible for the creation of giant radioactive moose?

@  Foffy the Sheep : (21 May 2016 - 09:13 PM)

Well, I didn't wanna have to do this, but it looks like we have to nuke Canada.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (21 May 2016 - 09:12 PM)

Johnny Test isn't even the worst of it? Mother of God...

@  Locoman : (21 May 2016 - 09:04 PM)

But in Canada, Johnny Test is just one of many terrible flash cartoons. It's not even the worst one.


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#1 Alphys

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:33 PM

I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with.

First, there is this supermodel wannabe chick. Yeah okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brainpower to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of one to ten. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her womanly parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the hugging stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 60's, and to make things worse, he brings this big hugging dog to work. Every hugging day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the secondhand smoke. Hell, sometimes I think it's even trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single hugging day.

Anyways, I drive these hugtards around in my van and we solve mysteries and jive.

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#2 Touch My Thighs

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:37 PM

I was like whaaaat and then Oh I got it.

Clever.

Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe that would be enough blood! Eh… but probably not.


#3 Internet Jesus

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:38 PM

Yeah, and you wear a FABULOUS ascot.

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#4 Alphys

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 11:13 PM

QUOTE(∀Hime∀ @ Sep 20 2009, 11:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was like whaaaat and then Oh I got it.

Clever.

I've been known to be clever at times, yes.

QUOTE(Internet Jesus @ Sep 20 2009, 11:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, and you wear a FABULOUS ascot.



Listen dick, don't knock it 'til you try it. This ascot gets loads of fine ladies, and it has done so for decades.

except her, her makeup looks jacked

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#5 Transfotaku

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 11:50 PM

QUOTE(Aho-Chan @ Sep 20 2009, 11:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(∀Hime∀ @ Sep 20 2009, 11:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was like whaaaat and then Oh I got it.

Clever.

I've been known to be clever at times, yes.

QUOTE(Internet Jesus @ Sep 20 2009, 11:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, and you wear a FABULOUS ascot.



Listen dick, don't knock it 'til you try it. This ascot gets loads of fine ladies, and it has done so for decades.

except her, her makeup looks jacked



That's because her **** smeared her makeup when she walked down the stairs.
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#6 Internet Jesus

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:13 AM

Or perhaps the Hepatitis C.

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#7 tec

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:29 AM

I dont rember who said it but someone once said the greatest thing to come out of america was Scooby Doo

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#8 Alphys

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:51 AM

The worst part is is that it is when compared to a lot of jive that comes out of here these days.

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 06:10 AM

Bitch I'll throw some HIV all over your ass.

I won't even say sorry if it spills on your shoes.

#10 Alphys

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Posted 26 September 2009 - 10:24 PM

QUOTE(Apostrophe @ Sep 21 2009, 07:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bitch I'll throw some HIV all over your ass.

I won't even say sorry if it spills on your shoes.

Who? D=

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 11:27 PM

At least you don't have to clean up after those hugging Rogue Drones.

They're entertaining, but-Dear gods what are they doing to the floor.

#12 Alphys

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 11:36 PM

Throwing HIV on the floor

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 06:23 AM

Then I roll around in it. Do you know why?

Because I don't gives a hug about.

#14 Alphys

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 05:19 PM

Yeah because the floor is so insanely sterile that it hugging kills the HIV jive on the spot.

The one bit of Mayhem that is clean.

Or at least in this topic because I command it so

Edited by Aho-Chan, 14 October 2009 - 05:19 PM.

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#15 Apostrophe

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 07:19 AM

BAD. REAL BAD. MAGIC JOHNSON.

#16 TheMightyMollusk

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:14 AM

:::calls in a plague spewer; within moments, the thread's floor is as disgusting as the rest of Mayhem:::

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 06:43 PM

QUOTE(Aho-Chan @ Oct 14 2009, 07:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah because the floor is so insanely sterile that it hugging kills the HIV jive on the spot.

That's because Devcon dropped a nuke on it and now it's irradiated.




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