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#1 Courtney

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:33 PM

I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with.

First, there is this supermodel wannabe chick. Yeah okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brainpower to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of one to ten. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her womanly parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the hugging stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 60's, and to make things worse, he brings this big hugging dog to work. Every hugging day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the secondhand smoke. Hell, sometimes I think it's even trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single hugging day.

Anyways, I drive these hugtards around in my van and we solve mysteries and jive.
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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:37 PM

I was like whaaaat and then Oh I got it.

Clever.

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:38 PM

Yeah, and you wear a FABULOUS ascot.

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#4 Courtney

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 11:13 PM

QUOTE(∀Hime∀ @ Sep 20 2009, 11:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was like whaaaat and then Oh I got it.

Clever.

I've been known to be clever at times, yes.

QUOTE(Internet Jesus @ Sep 20 2009, 11:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, and you wear a FABULOUS ascot.



Listen dick, don't knock it 'til you try it. This ascot gets loads of fine ladies, and it has done so for decades.

except her, her makeup looks jacked
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Posted 20 September 2009 - 11:50 PM

QUOTE(Aho-Chan @ Sep 20 2009, 11:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(∀Hime∀ @ Sep 20 2009, 11:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was like whaaaat and then Oh I got it.

Clever.

I've been known to be clever at times, yes.

QUOTE(Internet Jesus @ Sep 20 2009, 11:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, and you wear a FABULOUS ascot.



Listen dick, don't knock it 'til you try it. This ascot gets loads of fine ladies, and it has done so for decades.

except her, her makeup looks jacked



That's because her **** smeared her makeup when she walked down the stairs.
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#6 Internet Jesus

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:13 AM

Or perhaps the Hepatitis C.

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:29 AM

I dont rember who said it but someone once said the greatest thing to come out of america was Scooby Doo

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#8 Courtney

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:51 AM

The worst part is is that it is when compared to a lot of jive that comes out of here these days.
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Posted 21 September 2009 - 06:10 AM

Bitch I'll throw some HIV all over your ass.

I won't even say sorry if it spills on your shoes.

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Posted 26 September 2009 - 10:24 PM

QUOTE(Apostrophe @ Sep 21 2009, 07:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bitch I'll throw some HIV all over your ass.

I won't even say sorry if it spills on your shoes.

Who? D=
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Posted 12 October 2009 - 11:27 PM

At least you don't have to clean up after those hugging Rogue Drones.

They're entertaining, but-Dear gods what are they doing to the floor.

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 11:36 PM

Throwing HIV on the floor
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 06:23 AM

Then I roll around in it. Do you know why?

Because I don't gives a hug about.

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 05:19 PM

Yeah because the floor is so insanely sterile that it hugging kills the HIV jive on the spot.

The one bit of Mayhem that is clean.

Or at least in this topic because I command it so

Edited by Aho-Chan, 14 October 2009 - 05:19 PM.

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 07:19 AM

BAD. REAL BAD. MAGIC JOHNSON.

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 08:14 AM

:::calls in a plague spewer; within moments, the thread's floor is as disgusting as the rest of Mayhem:::

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 06:43 PM

QUOTE(Aho-Chan @ Oct 14 2009, 07:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah because the floor is so insanely sterile that it hugging kills the HIV jive on the spot.

That's because Devcon dropped a nuke on it and now it's irradiated.




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