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@  BlackMax : (09 December 2016 - 05:20 AM)

Sh Shrapnel Pig can have an army of clones of himself and chew through reinforced metal doors? I am officially afraid now.

@  Autobot Bubbs : (09 December 2016 - 03:46 AM)

Who said his name?

@  The Doctor Who : (08 December 2016 - 10:58 PM)

Shrapnel pig, Shrapnel Pig does whatever a Shrapnel can!

@  BlackMax : (08 December 2016 - 06:03 PM)

"Enjoy your shrapnel pig" is now a phrase I will work at random into conversation.

@  Rycochet : (08 December 2016 - 06:01 PM)

Enjoy your shrapnel pig, kids!

@  Rycochet : (08 December 2016 - 06:01 PM)

How about BWN Randy? GPS paired with a springloaded gimmick.

@  TheMightyMol... : (08 December 2016 - 05:10 PM)

Find a box of G1 Slog. GPS and rubber shell rot.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (08 December 2016 - 05:08 PM)

The height of Transformer-toy-donation-based cruelty.

@  Bass X0 : (08 December 2016 - 05:06 PM)

Ha! That G2 Slingshot will crumble in their hands! That's pretty hateful.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (08 December 2016 - 05:03 PM)

Donate one of the older figures made entirely of gold plastic. :wtf

@  ShadowMan024 : (08 December 2016 - 04:49 PM)

Okay, that's going way too far.

@  Locoman : (08 December 2016 - 04:38 PM)

Armada Sideswipes for all the boys and girls!

@  TheMightyMol... : (08 December 2016 - 04:36 PM)

Okay now you're just taking this too far.

@  ShadowMan024 : (08 December 2016 - 04:32 PM)

And if you wanna go to hell, you'll donate a Tuner Mudflap.

@  Bass X0 : (08 December 2016 - 04:08 PM)

and if you're really feeling abusive, you will give the gift of Generations Cheetor. probably still some shelf-warming a store somewhere

@  TheMightyMol... : (08 December 2016 - 01:51 PM)

In that case, ALL the Rattraps.

@  Rycochet : (08 December 2016 - 10:47 AM)

Toys for tots you hate.

@  unluckiness : (08 December 2016 - 09:12 AM)

Poor tots, having to transform that.

@  Steevy Maximus : (08 December 2016 - 12:04 AM)

If Rattrap is still there, I'll just buy it for Toys for Tots. Two plus years is too long to see a figure shelfwarm

@  The Doctor Who : (07 December 2016 - 09:24 PM)

About this much:

@  Telly : (07 December 2016 - 09:06 PM)

what length of rope do you think youll need?

@  D.M : (07 December 2016 - 08:59 PM)

He's gonna need more rope.

@  BlackMax : (07 December 2016 - 06:12 PM)

C'mon now, you can't play the game if you're not going to follow the rules.

@  The Doctor Who : (07 December 2016 - 05:04 PM)

Candlejack Skellington.

@  Noideaforaname : (07 December 2016 - 05:02 PM)

CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK

@  BlackMax : (07 December 2016 - 04:27 PM)

What was he talking about? That old cartoon about Candlej

@  Dracula : (07 December 2016 - 03:01 PM)

ShadowMan024's body was never found

@  ShadowMan024 : (07 December 2016 - 01:59 PM)

Apparently saying "Omnios" has the same effect as saying "Cand

@  Bass X0 : (07 December 2016 - 01:58 PM)

Don't say that name three times or He will return.

@  ShadowMan024 : (07 December 2016 - 01:50 PM)

She also voiced the main villain in that show Omnios liked on Nicke

@  MEDdMI : (07 December 2016 - 09:26 AM)

Emperor's New School series was fun, too. Eartha Kitt still voiced Yzma

@  BlackMax : (07 December 2016 - 09:03 AM)

That was a brilliant bit.

@  Paladin : (07 December 2016 - 08:29 AM)

Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill- got it.

@  BlackMax : (07 December 2016 - 07:55 AM)

Dammit I was too late!

@  ShadowMan024 : (07 December 2016 - 12:35 AM)

BOOOOOOO YAAAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAAAAH!

@  ShadowMan024 : (07 December 2016 - 12:35 AM)

Bring it on.

@  SHIELD Agent 47 : (07 December 2016 - 12:34 AM)

Most likely.

@  ShadowMan024 : (07 December 2016 - 12:20 AM)

Sharp rocks at the bottom?

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 11:28 PM)

No no I did see it. The "yep" follows the waterfall.

@  Tm_Silverclaw : (06 December 2016 - 11:19 PM)

BlackMax.. You've never seen Emperor's New Groove? Stop whatever your doing and go watch it.. And while not nearly as good.. Watch Krunk's new groove as well!

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 11:00 PM)

Yep.

@  ShadowMan024 : (06 December 2016 - 09:44 PM)

Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.

@  Locoman : (06 December 2016 - 09:39 PM)

Well, you got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.

@  ShadowMan024 : (06 December 2016 - 09:39 PM)

Why does she even HAVE that lever?

@  ShadowMan024 : (06 December 2016 - 09:38 PM)

WRONG LEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

@  MEDdMI : (06 December 2016 - 09:37 PM)

Pull the lever, Krunk!

@  ShadowMan024 : (06 December 2016 - 09:33 PM)

The Emperor's New Groove.

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 09:33 PM)

I didn't understand that reference.

@  BlackMax : (06 December 2016 - 09:32 PM)

I...

@  ShadowMan024 : (06 December 2016 - 09:32 PM)

I love that movie.


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#1 Bass X0

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 05:04 AM


Just because you can't win doesn't mean you stop working.


#2 Touch My Thighs

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 05:26 AM

What.

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#3 Self-Destruct

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 05:29 AM

I, um.....I get what they were going for. But.....um.....Yeah.

#4 John Nemo

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 05:35 AM

....what?.........

Why is Shockwave groping that robot?

Edited by Nemo Yojimbo, 17 August 2009 - 05:36 AM.



#5 Touch My Thighs

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 05:54 AM

Okay, for non-crazy-talk:

Auto-Scout was originally a happy Cybertronian who lived happily in the golden age. Then, the Decepticons attacked and he was badly injured, but alive. Shockwave found him and painfully reformatted him into the Auto-Scout form, where we was an expendable drone. He only had his memories, and a dream that one day light would return to the universe and peace would be found.

And then he grabbed a crystal and exploded.

The end.

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#6 BlitzwingHaz

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 06:11 AM

Wow that was poorly done. icon-fire.gif

#7 NightViper

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 06:20 AM

...And back I go to having him just be a drone and no one of sentience.

#8 roborobspringer

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 10:13 AM

...ok then

#9 Omgiamonfire

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 10:18 AM

The Auto Scout seems a bit too happy about being expendable.

"Whether it's directly or not, you prey on others to live. That reality never changes. And it's the same for everyone here."


#10 mx-01 archon

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 10:33 AM

QUOTE(Omgiamonfire @ Aug 17 2009, 08:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The Auto Scout seems a bit too happy about being expendable.


Of course he is. After Shockwave got his grubby mitts on him, he's all "wHY evERyThINg HuRt?!!?!"

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 10:45 AM

I'M EXPENDABLE, WHEEEEEEEEE-*BOOM*!!!!

That was a short and depressing read! But the difficulty in understanding WTF makes it unintentionally hilarious.

I imagine this guy being simultaneously the peppy cheerleader and the most depressing member of the Recordicons/Deployers.

C'mon, GUYS, who's up for a SUICIDE MISSION!!!

Edited by Ataru, 17 August 2009 - 10:48 AM.


#12 Esser-Z

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 10:56 AM

VOOMOO

#13 Boltax

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 10:56 AM

VOOMOO!!

--Boltax.
(Or possibly Vodmod)

Edited by Boltax, 17 August 2009 - 10:57 AM.


#14 Rosicrucian

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 11:01 AM

Shockwave never struck me as that sadistic.

#15 Apostrophe

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 11:45 AM

Shockwave got desperate after none of the fembots would touch that faceless one-handed freak.

#16 Venksta

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 12:04 PM

They ripped the idea off the Roller bio that comes with the BTS.Toy Nemesis trailer. Scan below from Nemesis Trailer box showing "Attack Drone's" bio and techspec.

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Edited by Venksta, 17 August 2009 - 12:04 PM.


#17 Rosicrucian

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 12:40 PM

iGear swiping something? You don't say!

#18 GlassBeadGame

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 02:37 PM

He seems a little too happy about being expendable.

#19 Rosicrucian

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 03:12 PM

The narration seems almost like they went so far into Furmanesque stoicness that they passed right through into McCarthyesque sentence fragments.

#20 Venksta

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 03:27 PM

QUOTE(Rosicrucian @ Aug 17 2009, 10:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
iGear swiping something? You don't say!



Well, this just shows that all 3rd party fan groups have been ripped off by igears. icon-fire.gif