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@  Puny Flesh C... : (05 May 2016 - 02:18 PM)

I actually thought about changing my username to'Captain Friendzone' - cos it's ironic yeah? ;)

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 01:47 PM)

@Paladin: Yep, that's what a friendzone is.

@  Locoman : (05 May 2016 - 01:00 PM)

I knew someone who got put in the calzone by a girl. Tomato sauce burns are no laughing matter.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:57 PM)

If you leave your mass graves open for random people to lie naked in, you're doing it wrong.

@  Paladin : (05 May 2016 - 12:53 PM)

isn't "friendzone" a made-up thing creepers use to comfort themselves when they get shot down by women who wouldn't willingly lie naked with them in a mass grave?

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:49 PM)

"You need to give up climbing that tree. That tree is so far gone, that it is cut down, made into 2X4s and it now a coat closet in Dallas."

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:48 PM)

I was discussing with my co-worker about him getting out of the friend zone with this girl:

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 12:17 PM)

I smell BACON! BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON IT'S BACONNNNN!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:12 PM)

I'm not. I wallow in your misery.

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 11:58 AM)

Yeah, so ham I.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

Let me just say ahead of time that I'm suey for the pun

@  Steevy Maximus : (05 May 2016 - 10:44 AM)

I'm sure some are squealing with delight

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 10:40 AM)

Great, a bacon pun. Now people making pig puns will hog the chatbox.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 02:20 AM)

I herd puns in here, what's the situbacon?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (05 May 2016 - 01:30 AM)

You've caused a stampede.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:22 PM)

Truly moooving things, Foffy.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 11:16 PM)

What have I done?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 11:08 PM)

Don't have a cow, man.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:07 PM)

Dude, calm down! What's your beef man?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 May 2016 - 10:59 PM)

Are you so sure about that? I don't think you've considered what's at steak here.

@  MidnightFox : (04 May 2016 - 10:56 PM)

No need to buffalo anyone.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:54 PM)

Is that all it takes for you to cowtow? Aren't you going to try and milk it a bit more?

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:36 PM)

On second thought, I'm just going to hoof it out of here.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:32 PM)

What sort of udderance is that?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 10:31 PM)

MOO

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:26 PM)

Can I shepherd us to a different topic?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:19 PM)

Ewe got that right.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Not to ram the joke into the ground or anything, right?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Bad jokes abound, wollen you know it.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 09:55 PM)

Face it, Smokey, there's mutton you can do about it.

@  Smokey : (04 May 2016 - 08:51 PM)

Stop with the baaaad puns.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:32 PM)

Positively woolish.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 08:20 PM)

Well now, don't you feel sheepish?

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:05 PM)

That was meant to be a status update, not a shout. Oops.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:03 PM)

Humor is the condiment you use to get the bad taste of life out of your mouth.

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 04:52 PM)

I try to raise my kids right.

@  MEDdMI : (04 May 2016 - 01:15 PM)

:D Nice, OP

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 11:38 AM)

My kids made a desert full of Graboids in Minecraft this past weekend. Including paintings of people in the mouths.

@  Robowang : (03 May 2016 - 08:09 PM)

Put a wombat up ya wanker, moit.

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 06:59 PM)

Could be an 3rd stage Graboid, too

@  BlackMax : (03 May 2016 - 06:29 PM)

THe one by Pratchett that flies by rocket fart.

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 04:54 PM)

She Who Must Not Be Named.

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 04:48 PM)

Which Errol? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Errol (her name is Turtle b/c we couldn't decide on anything)

@  BlackMax : (03 May 2016 - 04:21 PM)

WHat, is her name Errol or something?

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 04:14 PM)

She shoots fire from her eyes, and lightning from her arse!

@  MEDdMI : (03 May 2016 - 04:13 PM)

just wait till you see what comes out of her backside

@  Smokey : (03 May 2016 - 12:01 PM)

OW HOLY SHIT SHE BREATHES FIRE OW OW OW

@  TheMightyMol... : (03 May 2016 - 11:27 AM)

You'll have to fight her for it. Be warned, she bites.

@  Smokey : (03 May 2016 - 11:25 AM)

Then I bid the soul of your turtle.

@  DeltaSeeker : (03 May 2016 - 11:25 AM)

I want one! I can't afford it, but I want one.


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#1 Fangwing

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 09:55 AM

It's getting close to the end of summer, and mechs everywhere are about to enter the initial period of continued download recall protocol-- known to most humans as Back to School. So, with that said, your mission for August is to bring us a tale about a Transformer's first day at an institute of higher learning. It could be Auto-boot camp, the Decepticon Imperial Academy, or, I dunno, Hogwarts! Crossovers (in good taste) are fine, as are fan-characters this go 'round, so let's have it!

The door closes on September 1... locking you into the school building for another 9 months!

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 05:18 PM

Any limitations that should be known?

#3 Fangwing

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 06:27 PM

Content suitable for an all ages board, 1500-2000 words, umm... $1500 wired to my PayPal account if you'd like to be considered... the usual!

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#4 Tr3adst0ne

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 06:34 PM

QUOTE(Dr Fang @ Jul 24 2009, 02:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Content suitable for an all ages board, 1500-2000 words, umm... $1500 wired to my PayPal account if you'd like to be considered... the usual!


Sorry but I'm not that generous. icon-waspy.gif Nonetheless I'm game.

Edited by Tr3adst0ne, 23 July 2009 - 07:01 PM.


#5 Nutjob R/T

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    I love this thread.

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 07:45 PM

So, no TFA/Animal House crossovers, then.
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#6 Fangwing

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Posted 30 July 2009 - 11:39 PM

You could do a TFA fic themed like Animal House if you want.


Bulkhead=Bluto?

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#7 Tr3adst0ne

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Posted 26 August 2009 - 11:36 AM

Five days and closing...

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Posted 29 August 2009 - 10:13 PM

Anything a newbie like me should know? I might actually finish an entry in time (barely) for once but I am not sure how I even submit the silly thing. XD

(And everyone might as well get a laugh if they already know or information if they are ignorant like me)
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#9 Tr3adst0ne

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Posted 29 August 2009 - 11:22 PM

All you need to do is just post the story by making a new thread in the main section.

#10 lonegamer8

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    Handsome afthead, ain't he? *tries not to start fangirling*

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Posted 29 August 2009 - 11:35 PM

And link back to it when you post in the voting thread!

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#11 Destron D-69

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 03:29 PM

and don't say you're In like I do and then never finish ...

so many half done fics... icon-screamer.gif ....


that should be a future challenge lol

the Finish Destron's last month's challenge entry challenge!


Would like to see the Combaticons before the Titan Masters.

#12 Otaku

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 05:06 PM

Well, at least you used your time helping me. Speaking of which, here is my entry:

http://www.allspark....showtopic=62157
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#13 Destron D-69

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 05:19 PM

always happy to help... its the least I can do.

besides It was done for me when I started. icon-hotrod.gif Gotta respect the Ghosts of Chroniclers past
Would like to see the Combaticons before the Titan Masters.




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