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@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:54 PM)

Damn zoning laws.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 03:53 PM)

All this zoning is starting to cross the line here.

@  Rycochet : (05 May 2016 - 03:34 PM)

Earth's most powerful soldiers are earth's last chance against the Spiral Zone!

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:31 PM)

RANDOM ZOOOOOOONE!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:24 PM)

Want to buy car parts and hope they actually give you the right ones? Head to Auto Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:22 PM)

Want to build a shop and don't know where it's legal? Go to the Commercial Zone.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:21 PM)

Careful with these jokes, they could lead us right into the Danger Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:20 PM)

You're running to make a touchdown, when suddenly, you hear Linkin Park - In The End Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:17 PM)

The Princess of Friendship's secret dungeon - the Twilight Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:14 PM)

When you go to bed at 10, wake up at 6 and only get seven hours sleep? You just got Time Zoned!

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 03:11 PM)

what's with this checkered orange dirt? why are there crab robots here? oh dammit I got green hill zoned again

@  Puny Flesh C... : (05 May 2016 - 02:18 PM)

I actually thought about changing my username to'Captain Friendzone' - cos it's ironic yeah? ;)

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 01:47 PM)

@Paladin: Yep, that's what a friendzone is.

@  Locoman : (05 May 2016 - 01:00 PM)

I knew someone who got put in the calzone by a girl. Tomato sauce burns are no laughing matter.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:57 PM)

If you leave your mass graves open for random people to lie naked in, you're doing it wrong.

@  Paladin : (05 May 2016 - 12:53 PM)

isn't "friendzone" a made-up thing creepers use to comfort themselves when they get shot down by women who wouldn't willingly lie naked with them in a mass grave?

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:49 PM)

"You need to give up climbing that tree. That tree is so far gone, that it is cut down, made into 2X4s and it now a coat closet in Dallas."

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:48 PM)

I was discussing with my co-worker about him getting out of the friend zone with this girl:

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 12:17 PM)

I smell BACON! BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON IT'S BACONNNNN!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:12 PM)

I'm not. I wallow in your misery.

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 11:58 AM)

Yeah, so ham I.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

Let me just say ahead of time that I'm suey for the pun

@  Steevy Maximus : (05 May 2016 - 10:44 AM)

I'm sure some are squealing with delight

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 10:40 AM)

Great, a bacon pun. Now people making pig puns will hog the chatbox.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 02:20 AM)

I herd puns in here, what's the situbacon?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (05 May 2016 - 01:30 AM)

You've caused a stampede.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:22 PM)

Truly moooving things, Foffy.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 11:16 PM)

What have I done?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 11:08 PM)

Don't have a cow, man.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:07 PM)

Dude, calm down! What's your beef man?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 May 2016 - 10:59 PM)

Are you so sure about that? I don't think you've considered what's at steak here.

@  MidnightFox : (04 May 2016 - 10:56 PM)

No need to buffalo anyone.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:54 PM)

Is that all it takes for you to cowtow? Aren't you going to try and milk it a bit more?

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:36 PM)

On second thought, I'm just going to hoof it out of here.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:32 PM)

What sort of udderance is that?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 10:31 PM)

MOO

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:26 PM)

Can I shepherd us to a different topic?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:19 PM)

Ewe got that right.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Not to ram the joke into the ground or anything, right?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Bad jokes abound, wollen you know it.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 09:55 PM)

Face it, Smokey, there's mutton you can do about it.

@  Smokey : (04 May 2016 - 08:51 PM)

Stop with the baaaad puns.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:32 PM)

Positively woolish.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 08:20 PM)

Well now, don't you feel sheepish?

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:05 PM)

That was meant to be a status update, not a shout. Oops.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:03 PM)

Humor is the condiment you use to get the bad taste of life out of your mouth.

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 04:52 PM)

I try to raise my kids right.

@  MEDdMI : (04 May 2016 - 01:15 PM)

:D Nice, OP

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 11:38 AM)

My kids made a desert full of Graboids in Minecraft this past weekend. Including paintings of people in the mouths.

@  Robowang : (03 May 2016 - 08:09 PM)

Put a wombat up ya wanker, moit.


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#1 Oppropro

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 10:29 PM

FABULOUS!



opps! I mean....
Harumph!

Edited by ComradeCatlung, 27 April 2009 - 10:30 PM.


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Posted 27 April 2009 - 10:31 PM

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#3 Jen!

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 10:50 PM

QUOTE(ComradeCatlung @ Apr 27 2009, 10:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
FABULOUS!



opps! I mean....
Harumph!

Have I told you lately, that I love you?
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#4 Internet Jesus

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 11:56 PM

*narrows eyes*

You want me to contract Swine Flu.

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#5 Oppropro

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 11:58 PM

nuuuuuuuuu

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 06:52 AM

Four legs good! Two legs bad!

#7 Destron D-69

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 07:20 AM


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Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:30 PM

QUOTE(Internet Jesus @ Apr 28 2009, 12:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*narrows eyes*

You want me to contract Swine Flu.

:::hides plague cauldron, whistles innocently:::

#9 Smokey

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:32 PM

QUOTE(ComradeCatlung @ Apr 27 2009, 11:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

This is pretty much how I picture corporate executives.

Transformers is a brand that really has something for everyone. We are a darn lucky fandom.


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Posted 28 April 2009 - 04:19 PM

Wearing suits? Well...yeah.

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#11 Oppropro

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 04:32 PM

QUOTE(Spin-Out! @ Apr 28 2009, 02:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is pretty much how I picture corporate executives.



I find this comment quite ironic considering Napoleon (the pig) was based on Stalin

And we all know how well Free Market Capitalism and Stalin's Totalitarian bastardization of Communism get along XD

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#12 Destron D-69

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 06:37 PM

yeah BFFs
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#13 Smokey

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 09:58 AM

QUOTE(ComradeCatlung @ Apr 28 2009, 05:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Spin-Out! @ Apr 28 2009, 02:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is pretty much how I picture corporate executives.



I find this comment quite ironic considering Napoleon (the pig) was based on Stalin

And we all know how well Free Market Capitalism and Stalin's Totalitarian bastardization of Communism get along XD

To be honest, it's also how I picture the majority of Republican politicians.

Edited by Spin-Out!, 29 April 2009 - 10:02 AM.

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#14 landbasered

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 11:06 AM

I was making animal farm references BEFORE IT WAS COOL.

#15 Glenn

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 11:10 AM

so you admit you're not cool.


err I mean:
"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Devcon that all Mayhemers are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, Mayhemers, and then where should we be?""

Edited by VeritasZB, 29 April 2009 - 11:14 AM.


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Posted 29 April 2009 - 11:20 AM

Wait, I believe that?

Besides, I always liked Brave New World more than 1984.
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#17 Glenn

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 11:23 AM

yes, you believe we are all equal... under your boot.

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 12:27 PM

Not true.


I don't wear boots.
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#19 Oppropro

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 12:29 PM

and some are more equal than others...

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Posted 29 April 2009 - 02:59 PM

QUOTE(Spin-Out! @ Apr 29 2009, 07:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(ComradeCatlung @ Apr 28 2009, 05:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE(Spin-Out! @ Apr 28 2009, 02:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is pretty much how I picture corporate executives.



I find this comment quite ironic considering Napoleon (the pig) was based on Stalin

And we all know how well Free Market Capitalism and Stalin's Totalitarian bastardization of Communism get along XD

To be honest, it's also how I picture the majority of Republican politicians.

It's how I picture ALL politicians.

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