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@  Bass X0 : (06 May 2016 - 03:05 PM)

In the Shattered Glass universe, would the heroic Nazis have won World War II?

@  MEDdMI : (06 May 2016 - 02:04 PM)

*sips coffee mug, slams it on the prosecutor's table with a wry smile* Special blend #102.

@  OrionPax44 : (06 May 2016 - 12:34 PM)

If it's bitter you made it wrong. Where's that "Good Eats brew" episode

@  Smokey : (06 May 2016 - 11:32 AM)

Darker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee.

@  OrionPax44 : (06 May 2016 - 11:21 AM)

Don't let him get to it. You know how he mixes with coffee. Uh oh here we go again.

@  MEDdMI : (06 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

Trite! *throws coffee mug*

@  OrionPax44 : (06 May 2016 - 11:13 AM)

*Sips his coffee* settle down Cornholio

@  Smokey : (06 May 2016 - 10:41 AM)

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!

@  BlackMax : (06 May 2016 - 09:37 AM)

Settle down Beavis.

@  Smokey : (06 May 2016 - 09:13 AM)

HE SAID "PUD," AND THEN "DING!"

@  LBD "Nyt... : (06 May 2016 - 06:22 AM)

"At this point, he probably is."

@  MEDdMI : (06 May 2016 - 06:09 AM)

Did someone say pudding?

@  Donocropolis : (06 May 2016 - 06:00 AM)

MY EYE! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it!

@  Whirl Maximus : (06 May 2016 - 05:08 AM)

NOT LENNY!

@  Scavgraphics : (06 May 2016 - 03:20 AM)

CIVIL WAR!!!! WOOOO!!!

@  TheMightyMol... : (06 May 2016 - 02:06 AM)

Something about "Universe on Fire" speaks to me.

@  TriBlurr : (06 May 2016 - 02:03 AM)

4:30

@  TriBlurr : (06 May 2016 - 02:03 AM)

Its $:30 in the morning. Im awake because I've discovered the band Gloryhammer

@  OrionPax44 : (06 May 2016 - 12:05 AM)

Shirley you don't wanna go there

@  RichardT1977 : (05 May 2016 - 11:45 PM)

Listen, Betty, don't start with your "white zone" s*** again.

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:54 PM)

Damn zoning laws.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 03:53 PM)

All this zoning is starting to cross the line here.

@  Rycochet : (05 May 2016 - 03:34 PM)

Earth's most powerful soldiers are earth's last chance against the Spiral Zone!

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:31 PM)

RANDOM ZOOOOOOONE!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:24 PM)

Want to buy car parts and hope they actually give you the right ones? Head to Auto Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:22 PM)

Want to build a shop and don't know where it's legal? Go to the Commercial Zone.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:21 PM)

Careful with these jokes, they could lead us right into the Danger Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:20 PM)

You're running to make a touchdown, when suddenly, you hear Linkin Park - In The End Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:17 PM)

The Princess of Friendship's secret dungeon - the Twilight Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:14 PM)

When you go to bed at 10, wake up at 6 and only get seven hours sleep? You just got Time Zoned!

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 03:11 PM)

what's with this checkered orange dirt? why are there crab robots here? oh dammit I got green hill zoned again

@  Puny Flesh C... : (05 May 2016 - 02:18 PM)

I actually thought about changing my username to'Captain Friendzone' - cos it's ironic yeah? ;)

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 01:47 PM)

@Paladin: Yep, that's what a friendzone is.

@  Locoman : (05 May 2016 - 01:00 PM)

I knew someone who got put in the calzone by a girl. Tomato sauce burns are no laughing matter.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:57 PM)

If you leave your mass graves open for random people to lie naked in, you're doing it wrong.

@  Paladin : (05 May 2016 - 12:53 PM)

isn't "friendzone" a made-up thing creepers use to comfort themselves when they get shot down by women who wouldn't willingly lie naked with them in a mass grave?

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:49 PM)

"You need to give up climbing that tree. That tree is so far gone, that it is cut down, made into 2X4s and it now a coat closet in Dallas."

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:48 PM)

I was discussing with my co-worker about him getting out of the friend zone with this girl:

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 12:17 PM)

I smell BACON! BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON IT'S BACONNNNN!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:12 PM)

I'm not. I wallow in your misery.

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 11:58 AM)

Yeah, so ham I.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

Let me just say ahead of time that I'm suey for the pun

@  Steevy Maximus : (05 May 2016 - 10:44 AM)

I'm sure some are squealing with delight

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 10:40 AM)

Great, a bacon pun. Now people making pig puns will hog the chatbox.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 02:20 AM)

I herd puns in here, what's the situbacon?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (05 May 2016 - 01:30 AM)

You've caused a stampede.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:22 PM)

Truly moooving things, Foffy.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 11:16 PM)

What have I done?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 11:08 PM)

Don't have a cow, man.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:07 PM)

Dude, calm down! What's your beef man?


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#1 Internet Jesus

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 03:24 AM

http://www.mediafire...2db6fb9a8902bda

Folder of RARed collections of Truth. You know you want them. Mostly because I'm clearing out stuff on my image hosts to prepare for upcoming Truths.

Personalities Galore!

Autobots:

Optimus - Hardass Veteran who swears like a sailor
Prowl - Semi-competent and SAILOR SCOUT
Bumblebee - Trying to cut back on molestations
Ratchet - Former molestor, now in love with our human trio.
Wheeljack - Redneck
Ironhide - Valley Girl
Sunstreaker - Baby
Jazz - 1337speak and/or Memes
Hardhead - Babelfish
Hot Rod - Jack Marsden, The Caterer
Nightbeat - Detective Rhymer
Hound - Claims to have a Girlfriend on Earth he talks to on the Internet
Sideswipe - The Responsible Brother
Warpath - Farts a lot
Road Rocket - Sacrastic Bastard
Skram - Not enough presence to warrant a personality
Ultra Magnus - Narrates EVERYTHING...sexily.
Arcee - Dr. Girlfriend
Grimlock and the Dinobots - Gentlemen!
Jetfire - Useless
Fortress Maximus - Equally useless Warden
Wheelie - Dr. Dre

Decepticons:
Megatron - Pacifist in the main series, Ruthless in AHM
Starscream - FABULOUS
Thundercracker - MST3K Quote Machine
Skywarp - Nyoro~n
Ramjet: LOVES Pie
Astrotrain - Bladder Troubles
Blitzwing - Suiseiseki, desu.
Runamuck - Starts a sentence...
Runabout - Finishes it.
Scorponok - Spice Girls Fanboy
Doubledealer - TOTALLY not a Spy.
Sixshot - Dr. Orpheus!
Soundwave - Your Annoying Morning DJ
Construticons and subsequently Devastator - Mitch Hedberg
Ratbat - Random Cameo
Ravage & Laserbeak - KITTY AND PARROT
Shockwave - Emo!

Other:
Human Trio - Love Ratchet, except for Onion-boy who is bonded with Sunstreaker (and as a side effect of being a Headmaster...FURMANISMS!)
Dante - EEEEEEEEEVIL.
Machination/Fake Sunstreaker Headmasters - Furmanisms
Reapers - George Zimmer
Nemesis Prime - Loves The Darkness, Not-Quite-As-Annoyed, but Grizzled War Veteran like Prime
Jhiaxus - Bones McCoy
Galvatron - Thinks he's someone else most of the time
Cyclonus - Verbose. FILTHY Verbose. Kind of like the Dead Universe version of Ultra Magnus, without the narration.
Grindcore - HARDCOOOOOORRRRRREEEE
Straxus - Cookie Monster

Edited by Internet Jesus, 15 October 2009 - 07:01 PM.

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#2 Touch My Thighs

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 03:39 AM

I thought Nemesis Prime was Kyon.

Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe that would be enough blood! Eh… but probably not.


#3 Internet Jesus

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 05:10 AM

Kyon Is a grizzled war veteran of the Haruhi wars.

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#4 Internet Jesus

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 07:02 PM

updated. Wee.

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