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#1 Internet Jesus

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 03:24 AM

http://www.mediafire...2db6fb9a8902bda

Folder of RARed collections of Truth. You know you want them. Mostly because I'm clearing out stuff on my image hosts to prepare for upcoming Truths.

Personalities Galore!

Autobots:

Optimus - Hardass Veteran who swears like a sailor
Prowl - Semi-competent and SAILOR SCOUT
Bumblebee - Trying to cut back on molestations
Ratchet - Former molestor, now in love with our human trio.
Wheeljack - Redneck
Ironhide - Valley Girl
Sunstreaker - Baby
Jazz - 1337speak and/or Memes
Hardhead - Babelfish
Hot Rod - Jack Marsden, The Caterer
Nightbeat - Detective Rhymer
Hound - Claims to have a Girlfriend on Earth he talks to on the Internet
Sideswipe - The Responsible Brother
Warpath - Farts a lot
Road Rocket - Sacrastic Bastard
Skram - Not enough presence to warrant a personality
Ultra Magnus - Narrates EVERYTHING...sexily.
Arcee - Dr. Girlfriend
Grimlock and the Dinobots - Gentlemen!
Jetfire - Useless
Fortress Maximus - Equally useless Warden
Wheelie - Dr. Dre

Decepticons:
Megatron - Pacifist in the main series, Ruthless in AHM
Starscream - FABULOUS
Thundercracker - MST3K Quote Machine
Skywarp - Nyoro~n
Ramjet: LOVES Pie
Astrotrain - Bladder Troubles
Blitzwing - Suiseiseki, desu.
Runamuck - Starts a sentence...
Runabout - Finishes it.
Scorponok - Spice Girls Fanboy
Doubledealer - TOTALLY not a Spy.
Sixshot - Dr. Orpheus!
Soundwave - Your Annoying Morning DJ
Construticons and subsequently Devastator - Mitch Hedberg
Ratbat - Random Cameo
Ravage & Laserbeak - KITTY AND PARROT
Shockwave - Emo!

Other:
Human Trio - Love Ratchet, except for Onion-boy who is bonded with Sunstreaker (and as a side effect of being a Headmaster...FURMANISMS!)
Dante - EEEEEEEEEVIL.
Machination/Fake Sunstreaker Headmasters - Furmanisms
Reapers - George Zimmer
Nemesis Prime - Loves The Darkness, Not-Quite-As-Annoyed, but Grizzled War Veteran like Prime
Jhiaxus - Bones McCoy
Galvatron - Thinks he's someone else most of the time
Cyclonus - Verbose. FILTHY Verbose. Kind of like the Dead Universe version of Ultra Magnus, without the narration.
Grindcore - HARDCOOOOOORRRRRREEEE
Straxus - Cookie Monster

Edited by Internet Jesus, 15 October 2009 - 07:01 PM.


#2 Hecate

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 03:39 AM

I thought Nemesis Prime was Kyon.

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#3 Internet Jesus

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 05:10 AM

Kyon Is a grizzled war veteran of the Haruhi wars.

#4 Internet Jesus

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 07:02 PM

updated. Wee.




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