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@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:54 PM)

Damn zoning laws.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 03:53 PM)

All this zoning is starting to cross the line here.

@  Rycochet : (05 May 2016 - 03:34 PM)

Earth's most powerful soldiers are earth's last chance against the Spiral Zone!

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 03:31 PM)

RANDOM ZOOOOOOONE!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:24 PM)

Want to buy car parts and hope they actually give you the right ones? Head to Auto Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:22 PM)

Want to build a shop and don't know where it's legal? Go to the Commercial Zone.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 03:21 PM)

Careful with these jokes, they could lead us right into the Danger Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:20 PM)

You're running to make a touchdown, when suddenly, you hear Linkin Park - In The End Zone.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (05 May 2016 - 03:17 PM)

The Princess of Friendship's secret dungeon - the Twilight Zone.

@  The Doctor Who : (05 May 2016 - 03:14 PM)

When you go to bed at 10, wake up at 6 and only get seven hours sleep? You just got Time Zoned!

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 03:11 PM)

what's with this checkered orange dirt? why are there crab robots here? oh dammit I got green hill zoned again

@  Puny Flesh C... : (05 May 2016 - 02:18 PM)

I actually thought about changing my username to'Captain Friendzone' - cos it's ironic yeah? ;)

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 01:47 PM)

@Paladin: Yep, that's what a friendzone is.

@  Locoman : (05 May 2016 - 01:00 PM)

I knew someone who got put in the calzone by a girl. Tomato sauce burns are no laughing matter.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:57 PM)

If you leave your mass graves open for random people to lie naked in, you're doing it wrong.

@  Paladin : (05 May 2016 - 12:53 PM)

isn't "friendzone" a made-up thing creepers use to comfort themselves when they get shot down by women who wouldn't willingly lie naked with them in a mass grave?

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:49 PM)

"You need to give up climbing that tree. That tree is so far gone, that it is cut down, made into 2X4s and it now a coat closet in Dallas."

@  The Predaking : (05 May 2016 - 12:48 PM)

I was discussing with my co-worker about him getting out of the friend zone with this girl:

@  Smokey : (05 May 2016 - 12:17 PM)

I smell BACON! BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON IT'S BACONNNNN!

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 12:12 PM)

I'm not. I wallow in your misery.

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 11:58 AM)

Yeah, so ham I.

@  OrionPax44 : (05 May 2016 - 11:20 AM)

Let me just say ahead of time that I'm suey for the pun

@  Steevy Maximus : (05 May 2016 - 10:44 AM)

I'm sure some are squealing with delight

@  ▲ndrusi : (05 May 2016 - 10:40 AM)

Great, a bacon pun. Now people making pig puns will hog the chatbox.

@  TheMightyMol... : (05 May 2016 - 02:20 AM)

I herd puns in here, what's the situbacon?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (05 May 2016 - 01:30 AM)

You've caused a stampede.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:22 PM)

Truly moooving things, Foffy.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 11:16 PM)

What have I done?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 11:08 PM)

Don't have a cow, man.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 11:07 PM)

Dude, calm down! What's your beef man?

@  PlutoniumBoss : (04 May 2016 - 10:59 PM)

Are you so sure about that? I don't think you've considered what's at steak here.

@  MidnightFox : (04 May 2016 - 10:56 PM)

No need to buffalo anyone.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:54 PM)

Is that all it takes for you to cowtow? Aren't you going to try and milk it a bit more?

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:36 PM)

On second thought, I'm just going to hoof it out of here.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:32 PM)

What sort of udderance is that?

@  unluckiness : (04 May 2016 - 10:31 PM)

MOO

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 10:26 PM)

Can I shepherd us to a different topic?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:19 PM)

Ewe got that right.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Not to ram the joke into the ground or anything, right?

@  wonko the sane? : (04 May 2016 - 10:18 PM)

Bad jokes abound, wollen you know it.

@  The Doctor Who : (04 May 2016 - 09:55 PM)

Face it, Smokey, there's mutton you can do about it.

@  Smokey : (04 May 2016 - 08:51 PM)

Stop with the baaaad puns.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:32 PM)

Positively woolish.

@  Patchouli Kn... : (04 May 2016 - 08:20 PM)

Well now, don't you feel sheepish?

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:05 PM)

That was meant to be a status update, not a shout. Oops.

@  Foffy the Sheep : (04 May 2016 - 08:03 PM)

Humor is the condiment you use to get the bad taste of life out of your mouth.

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 04:52 PM)

I try to raise my kids right.

@  MEDdMI : (04 May 2016 - 01:15 PM)

:D Nice, OP

@  OrionPax44 : (04 May 2016 - 11:38 AM)

My kids made a desert full of Graboids in Minecraft this past weekend. Including paintings of people in the mouths.

@  Robowang : (03 May 2016 - 08:09 PM)

Put a wombat up ya wanker, moit.


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#1 Matt Moylan

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 01:37 PM

Won't be around monday so, posting this one a bit early. Extra big for holiday goodness.

Happy Snowflake day everybody! Now let's all have a traditional lamb taco.

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#2 Drivaaar

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 01:52 PM

Hound.... he probably prefers Trapper to BJ. icon-hotrod.gif

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 02:02 PM

AWESOME!!

I love that it appears Wheelie actually will be getting respect (the little checkmark).

LOL at Ultra Magnus' wish. And Nightbeat's. Is that gonna be his new "holo" driver?

What are some of the others?

Seaspray - Little Mermaid DVD ____ (there's something after DVD that I can't quite make out)
Ravage - Fancy ___
Ratbat - Bats___ (or is it just "bats?")
Prowl - Do___
Hound - M.A.S.H. ____
Scourge - Razor b____

#4 Matt Moylan

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 02:06 PM

QUOTE(Cybersnark @ Dec 22 2006, 02:02 PM) View Post


Seaspray - Little Mermaid DVD ____ (there's something after DVD that I can't quite make out)
Ravage - Fancy ___
Ratbat - Bats___ (or is it just "bats?")
Prowl - Do___
Hound - M.A.S.H. ____
Scourge - Razor b____


I actually covered them up cuz I though they were the least funny heh. but if you really want to know:

Seaspray - Little Mermaid Plushie
Ravage - Fancy Feast
Ratbat - Batsignal
Prowl - Donuts
Hound - M.A.S.H. DVD
Scourge - Razor Blades




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#5 shumworld

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 02:13 PM

dam that list is priceless.


#6 MiLkShAkE

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 04:34 PM

HA HA HA!!!!...
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 05:33 PM

QUOTE(Matt Moylan @ Dec 22 2006, 02:06 PM) View Post

I actually covered them up cuz I though they were the least funny heh. but if you really want to know:

Seaspray - Little Mermaid Plushie
Ravage - Fancy Feast
Ratbat - Batsignal
Prowl - Donuts
Hound - M.A.S.H. DVD
Scourge - Razor Blades

You're kidding right?

I think Ratbat's might actually be my favorite.

#8 Scottimus Prime

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 05:58 PM

QUOTE(Skunkobot likes long things @ Dec 22 2006, 05:33 PM) View Post

QUOTE(Matt Moylan @ Dec 22 2006, 02:06 PM) View Post

I actually covered them up cuz I though they were the least funny heh. but if you really want to know:

Seaspray - Little Mermaid Plushie
Ravage - Fancy Feast
Ratbat - Batsignal
Prowl - Donuts
Hound - M.A.S.H. DVD
Scourge - Razor Blades

You're kidding right?

I think Ratbat's might actually be my favorite.

*votes for Ravage's and Prowl's* icon-fire.gif
QUOTE(Drivaaar @ Jan 22 2006, 06:22 PM)
Y'see, even the Editor of the Enquirer has to draw the pun line somewhere, and you just obliterated that line with a big huge cannon filled with vast amounts of gunpowder.

#9 newsy891

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Posted 22 December 2006 - 11:05 PM

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#10 TheAFNYGuy

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 12:27 AM

Why does fort max want giant nikes? Mayhaps he wants to play some giant basketball?

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 07:58 AM

So awesome! So very, very, awesome


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#12 Geminii

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 09:01 AM

LOL @ Arcee!

#13 Cybersnark

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 11:14 AM

QUOTE(TheAFNYGuy @ Dec 23 2006, 12:27 AM) View Post

Why does fort max want giant nikes? Mayhaps he wants to play some giant basketball?


He plays street-ball.

As the street.

#14 Shadewing

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Posted 23 December 2006 - 05:26 PM

QUOTE(TheAFNYGuy @ Dec 22 2006, 11:27 PM) View Post

Why does fort max want giant nikes? Mayhaps he wants to play some giant basketball?


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Posted 23 December 2006 - 05:34 PM

QUOTE(Matt Moylan @ Dec 22 2006, 07:06 PM) View Post

Seaspray - Little Mermaid Plushie
Ravage - Fancy Feast
Ratbat - Batsignal
Prowl - Donuts
Hound - M.A.S.H. DVD
Scourge - Razor Blades


For Ravage I would have gone for - Yellow Spandex doggie suit - what with him being ultra stealthy un all.

Kinda think that would be funny - unless it is just my warped sense of humor.


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#16 Crazy Drummer?

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Posted 24 December 2006 - 02:06 AM

I love the list icon-hotrod.gif

fortmax - nike sneakers (XXXXX-L) lol

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#17 MrBlud

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Posted 24 December 2006 - 05:54 AM

We NEED a strip with Fort Max in those Nikes. icon-fire.gif

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#18 Fangwing

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Posted 24 December 2006 - 11:06 AM

Fancy Feast and a Batsignal are the best ones.

But Ravage should've REALLY asked for "Bacon! Baconbaconbaconbaconbaconnnnnnnnnn!"

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Posted 24 December 2006 - 11:48 AM

QUOTE(Matt Moylan @ Dec 22 2006, 01:06 PM) View Post

QUOTE(Cybersnark @ Dec 22 2006, 02:02 PM) View Post


Seaspray - Little Mermaid DVD ____ (there's something after DVD that I can't quite make out)
Ravage - Fancy ___
Ratbat - Bats___ (or is it just "bats?")
Prowl - Do___
Hound - M.A.S.H. ____
Scourge - Razor b____


I actually covered them up cuz I though they were the least funny heh. but if you really want to know:

Seaspray - Little Mermaid Plushie
Ravage - Fancy Feast
Ratbat - Batsignal
Prowl - Donuts
Hound - M.A.S.H. DVD
Scourge - Razor Blades


OMG!! Least funny? Those are even funnier!!! icon-fire.gif icon-fire.gif icon-fire.gif Fancy Feast...HAWWW icon-fire.gif

#20 Esser-Z

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Posted 24 December 2006 - 11:54 AM

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Matt, have a shiny new Internet!