Okay, the old caption thread seemed to have disappeared (at least it won't show up on a search), so I'll start a new one.

Sixshot: I sure am glad Mignash told me what was going on because I couldn't even tell I was IN this picture.

Galvatron sure has a strange way of showing Sixshot affection.

When Cyclonus walked in, he saw something that would haunt and disgust him for the rest of his days.

Few knew that his full name was Sixtynineshot, descended from the Quintesson's limited market of pleasure droids.

The Aristicons!


-ZacWilliam, alternately: "The secret origin of Browning."

"Scourge says he's compensating for something. Which I think means he has a tiny-"

Nope, your first one wins.

Three days into Phase Six initiation, Sixshot starts to think Overlord had the right idea.

*Cyclonus enters*

GALVATRON:
. . . This is by far not the worst thing you've caught me doing.

"SEE GEE-WHINERS THAT'S WHERE '07 MOVIE MEGATRON'S TWO HANDED GUN CAME FROM!" - Mr. Bay
"RIGHT THERE SEE THAT... OH MY GOD SO WE MADE HIM SILVER AND NOT PURPLE... YOU TOLD US TO DO THAT! ARG I DON'T GET YOU PEOPLE..." - Mr. Bay
*storms off to start shooting TF5.. yes before they have a script for 4.*

Cyclonus: Lord Galvatron why dont you use me like that?

"Sixshot: I get to hold you next, right?"

--LBD "Nytetrayn"

Sixshot: "I told you I could do an impression of a MechTech weapon!"

Galvatron: "I didn't say I didn't believe you, I said I didn't care."

Round Two: Galvatron and Gigastorm.

In retrospect, letting Toho remake Freddy vs. Jason may not have been the best fit.



-ZacWilliam, alternately: "Cosplay night at the Bates home was always little Norman's favorite."

"Pumping in Nucleon Directly into my rigid grill structure will make me impervious to crotchal damage MWAHAHAHAHA... BEGIN THE FIRST TEST!"

Gigastorm: "I swear this is just how Criss Angel does it!"

"This isn't a chainsaw. I'm just happy to see you."

Cybertronian Circumcision is Sacred Art.

"I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going"

And your wonder where slashfic comes from

Day three of Phase Six initiation, Galvatron starts to think Overlord had the right idea...





(Sorry.)

"Inspired by watching old videos of Negaduck, Gigastorm decides to make a move for the position of leader..."

--LBD "Nytetrayn"

Gigastorm-"Seriously... how in the hell did I think "Sever my three crotchtubes with a chainsaw" seemed like a sensible request?"

Galvatron-"Hurry, I wanna send this to Tosh.0!"

Gigastorm takeing revenge Lorena Bobbit style

In lab the master lab Galvatron sleeps tonight
In the weapons room the mighty weapons room Gigastorm grabs a knife
A crotchtube wack a crotchtube wack a crotchtube wack

Galvatron: "Why do i get the feeling i shouldnt have let you watch that AX-Men Marathon?"

"Now, while he's asleep... surprise kitbash!"

If symptoms persist longer than four hours....

I bow to you for continuing the term "crotchtube".

I needed a name yours worked fine

"Galvatron thought he wanted upgrades..but what he really wanted was...surgery."

Galvatron II: GENTLEMEN! Cut off my head with such velocity that the energon will rocket though my neck and propel my lifeless body ALL THE WAY TO PHOENIX!

Dammit I read it in his voice

Starscream: Are you going to cheat Prime again in hopes of him blowing himself up?
Megatron: Yes now quite you fool and prepare the lagswich...Quickscopeing indeed

"Starscream stop Brownnosing ... this hat is Rediculous!" -Megatron

or

"Ooooooh Quick starscream Captain Power's starting!" - Megatron

Megatron: "I love the Power Helmet..."

Starscream: "...it's so bad!"

BONUS:

Megatron: "..." *BACKHAND*

--LBD "Nytetrayn"

"Now Starscream, before we get on stage, you're sure you have the words to "Cold Slyther" memorized?"



-ZacWilliam, or "So you just attatch an Energon cube to each side, and then put the straw in your mouth like so? Starscream, these hats are AMAZING!"

Starscream: These Turtlebeach XBOX 360 headsets are geting ridiculous!
Megatron: Yes but the sound quality is amazeing!

Megatron: Well one of us is going to have to change.

Prime: Elita-1! I swear, it's not what it looks like!
Megatron: Ah, scrap, Optimus, you are in so much trouble...

"Watch it, Prime! You could put my eye out with that thing!"

Sorry to go a similar route to Fishbug, but the first thought in my mind was:

"...and that's when Hasbro decided to shorten the smokestacks."

--LBD "Nytetrayn"

Okay, this time we go right and dodge left. He can't keep hitting us both, right?

I knew someone would go the "They know of our love!" route


LOL!

"Can... can you figure out why the Kardashians are so popular?"
"Nope."
"Try squinting a little harder."

Megatron: What are you watching Prime?
Prime: Current television programeing
Megatron: Can we transwarp back to the 80s now? At least that jive made sence