*rummages though the box* lets see..

Half eaten sandwitch
two used shot gun shells
dog callor
a crown
one shoe
a Hydrospanner
a love letter *opens* Hulk still no like ribs metal man!

theres a lota junk in here guys clean this box out I might need it to move again

and a partridge in a pare tree


shoot I was hope'n for so Old spice magazine samples

Hey, I think I found Ironbite's dignity. Been a while since it's seen the light of day.

you lost the partrige family and a tree? well thats not in the box sorry about that..

Oh, hey, there's my hydrospanner.

Despite being already too skinny for my own good, I seem to have lost a few pounds lately. Haven't seen them, by any chance, have you?

Found a ziploc bag with a pound of flesh (to much Borderlands lately)

Oh, hey, so that's where my shoe went! No, wait, it's not mine. Too big. Well, it could still be mine, just not mine, mine. I mean, it might have once fit another foot of mine, but not these feet. Oh well.

What's this? A postcard of... the Cathedral of Chalesm? Never heard of it. *toss*

Hmm... ugh, who in their right minds would wear this garish coat?

Hey it's right there next to your manhood. I told your wife she lost them but nooooooooooooooo

At least mine gets some use once in a while, bro.

You wouldn't happen to have a missing sanity around here?

BRODOWN!

I found this here Black Lantern ring. No matter where I go it tries to latch on to my finger, telling me to "rise". But I'm already up.


And I suddenly have the urge to rip out hearts or something. Might be unrelated.

add it to the pile

has anyone here seen a 6-5 year old bucket of dismembered... members? If the ice has melted they might be soggy

Oh, those? I dumped them in the garbage disposal. They were stinkin' up the place.

THEY WERE COLLECTORS ITEMS!

Well, I doubt anything of mine is here, usually when things get lost I blame the Whirl Dro-*Picks up the two shotgun shells, puts them on a nearby table. Destroys them with laser vision*-nes, they're almost always responsible for it.

Hey, who burned a hole in the table?

I think you're in the wrong part of the forum for that.

Isn't this where all of the Allspark's refuse goes?

No, that's P&R.

I didn't mean HUMAN refuse.

This where you dump the body of the man you just killed so as not to draw attention from the 'normal folks' of as-spork allspock, your prom night baby, and your old t-shirts stained with backne pus. Then the corpses come to life, wear those shirts, and eat the babies. Then, in a Doom: Repercussions of Evil-esque twist, you pass a mirror on your way out and catch a glimpse of your reflect and see that no John, you are the corpse and you can never leave Mayhem again.

We used to dump all the corpses in the acid lake, but it overflowed.

now its an acid ocean ... with an island of bones in the middle ... its where we put the bone throne

Then where's the Skull Throne?

In my bathroom.

This place is not all dead things and grimdark

That is also in my bathroom.

Damn you Taco Bell.

nah there are complimentary hemispheres here... just like on Eternia

>_> but we don't like to mention the light side of Mayhem

*A headless rogue drone walks in and holds up a note that reads: "Have you seen a rogue drone head around here?"*

I needed a paperweight.

Hey, I haven't seen this waffle iron in years.

Indeed! For instance, I just found my Adipose stress doll *squeeze*

On an unrelated note, I seem to have lost a little weight.

Hey we found some chameleon circuit thingy. Has anyone lost one?

Ooh, yes! Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes!

*snatches the chameleon circuit and dashes gleefully into a nearby police box*

...

*emerges a few seconds later in a cloud of smoke holding a now very scorched chameleon circuit*

It, uh, appears to be the wrong make *cough* so it obviously isn't mine. On the plus side, we now know that the *squints* S12E75 chameleon circuit is not, in fact, backwards compatible without a three-prong converter. *hands it back* Oh well, you could always sell it for scrap... or donate it to the UKSA. They wouldn't get any good out of it, but it'd be a laugh, right?

*A rogue drone pulls the "S12E75 chameleon circuit" sticker off of the device to reveal "Talkie Toaster AI Chip".*

Whoops... not a chameleon circuit. I hope that doesn't leave any weird side effects.

*The rogue drone dashes stage right to get out of there fast.*

*A rogue drone pokes his head in to see if any weird side effects have taken affect.*

*wakes up and finds himself in the lost and found box*...Hey im not lost!!

The TARDIS overcame the soul of a living planet, somehow I think toaster AI won't be a problem.

*The doors of the police box open suddenly and a pair of toast is ejected with a heavy KA-CHUNK sound*

...it's supposed to do that.


No? Well, you may not be lost, but you can certainly say you are now found.

Mmmmm toast.

*The rogue drones eat the timey-wimey toast. Then they shove tec back in the box.*

No one has claimed you yet!