And I think I had a heart attack.

Every time some idiot american makes an unholy shrine to gluttony, I can't help but think of how many starving children that food could have fed.

Last Tuesday

Too bad they're Canadian eh?

...I've never felt as ashamed of my fellow countrymen as I do right now

don't post this stuff.. the world isn't supposed to know this...

You don't deserve to be Canadian

Dammit, lungs.

I'm getting hungry.

It's not like I voted Conservative or anything.

What have I told you about keeping PnR in PnR? I know it's election time and all, but keep that offa mah house!

the independent green rhino was liberally conservative in his Noticeably Dapper Pantaloons while skipping across the Bloc

I feel like I just gained 20 pounds, and I didn't even actually watch any of those videos.

NEW EPISODE

I...it's beautiful.

Also, Daft Punk Mouse!

I like daft punk better...



I fell in love with that blond's first bite.

I do love Stronger (the without Kanye version)

MOTHER'S DAY SPECIAL

your signature is my reaction.

who doesn't like bbq donuts? FILTHY VAMPIRES! THAT'S WHO!!!

Are you trying to kill everyone in Beast Mayhem by giving everybody cholesterol poisoning?

No, Tuesday isn't eating day. Tuesdays is village destroying day!

Yeah, but that only takes about as long as it takes to run the stock footage and throw in a giant explosion.

Then we come look at videos and our arteries explode.

Balance.

And I have diabeetus now.

Ironbite-these guys are nuts!

this is just getting silly now ... candy ... o_O a grown man of my age would be arrested on the spot walking out of a store with that much candy.

you're just jealous because you don't have a chocolate rice crispy hambuger on a a doughnut but with gay candy bacon and icing mayo. Quit drinking hater-aid you hater

*Kills HTML code fail* ARRGH!!!

I'll see your Fast food and raise it for Chinese food.

http://youtu.be/ss9q2OZRjag

Game on, boy

Heroes in a half shell! -also, more chinese food for Firebird1

I...love...these...guys.

Ironbite-they're so awesome.

It's just not Tuesday without a heart attack.

well we're Canadian so it's not like we have to worry about hospital bills or anything

I'm not going to lie.. just hearing 'Epic Meal Time' makes my heart hurt.

fortunately it's over there in a jar right?

It's in a chest buried deep within the confines of hell guarded by a vast army of Hellpigs and Flame-wreathed Pteranodons.

I tried that, but some jerkass "hero" always finds a way through.

Your Hellpigs were obviously of an inferior quality.

Or your heroes were amateurs.

Entirely possible. Only rookies have stupid notion that they can contest me in any way.

*low bow* Yes my Queen.

*smacks dat ass mid bow*

Wouldn't it be easier to just use a couple of ostrich eggs?

I almost threw up without even watching the video.

Oh...oh god....just.....oh god.

Oh f***, I thought it was just a massive sandwich with 84 eggs in it. Instead, it's a massive egg sandwich made from 84 egg sandwiches from McDonald's.

*pukes until he turns inside out*

Oh.

....Oh dear gods.

Oh dear, merciless, hateful, spiteful gods.

If this is a divine plot to make my circulatory system roll over and die without even actually EATING it, you're definitely on the right track.

90 egg sandwiches! 30 + 30 + 30 = 90!