Howie Mandel.
















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I brought this up before but Howie Mandel is a minion of Satan and "Deal or No Deal" is nothing but an elaborate front to trick people into selling their souls for low prices.

It's the next step before Wal-Mart adds aisle 666 and sells off brand souls for a few dollars cheaper. But Best Buy will price match.

Don't touch it, careful.

You break it, you buy it.

I had a brother get banned from chacha for asking a non-sequiter.

Yeah maybe but, what do the Mongolians hide under those hats?

The contracts between the Devil and Fox Network.

Someone call?

Ooh, idle playthings.

I don't feel well!

DIE YOU RAT BASTARDS!


...Sorry.

I did what now?

So by this logic, would'nt McDonalds be somthing akin to the seventh circle of Hell?

It's not already?

I suppose, with the clown, I jusr mistook it for another simple nightmare gone bad.

Well when you open a new McDonald's right up the road from the old one...

... and don't close the old one...

Really, maybe a mile apart, and yet there needs to be two.

Come to Rhode Island some time. We've got seven Dunkin' Donuts within ten minutes of each other, not counting the one in the mall or the other one in the supermarket. And there may be more, I just don't generally go out of my way for Dunkin' Donuts....because there's no point. There's plenty of them IN my way.

Where the hell do the people of Rhode Island find the space to build their houses on?

Ancient Native American burial grounds, mostly.

Man those things are all over the place.

I was busy back in the day.

Oh Hello Mr. Columbus.

Somebody had to turn him to the wrong side of the planet. Otherwise an entire continent never would've gotten screwed over.

Vikings did it first.

Prove it.

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Sure it didn't make as much of a lasting impact as ol' Chris, but they're Vikings. Just being there was enough.

I was there last night. It sucks. It's the New Jersey of New England.