Until further notice.

Not closed yet.

But it ISN'T!

I bet it would be closed if there was something inappropriate in it.

Here:

PORN

That ought to do it

You silly dicks, it was closed earlier for a bit.

In before the lock!

I'd close it, but I don't wanna.

GO DEV! BUCK THE SYSTEM!

GO DEVCON GO

YOUR DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE MAYHEM

ROW ROW FIGHT THE TANGO

Oh, now he'll be pissed.

Referencing stupid jive is probably the best way to get a thread closed.

That's the general idea, yes.

I could also start making references to whoring myself. That tends to do threads in as well.

Believe it!

Is this the part where someone posts a "Touhou Hijack" picture and then everybody posts pictures of fairies and such?

Did somebody say weeaboo Touhou Hijack?

Because I definitely heard weeaboo Touhou Hijack.

This couldn't get closed fast enough.

No worries Apostrophe, I highly doubt anybody's gonna deliver.

That's because we know you want it.

And another thread ruined by Common Sense....


Hence I must ruin if further.....




EDIT: Might help if I posted the movie.....

But then that would make sense.

Why, it's pointless...

we can get it closed as soon as I start tricking apostrophe out for that sticky money.

So you want some Touhou?

... please?

Don't let the Touhou Hijack image go to waste, that would break my heart.

And I know you don't like seeing me heartbroken, Mistress Scarlet.

But maybe you do.

=\

How about this instead?

... OH MY GOD WRACK

OH MY GOD

I WANTED TOUHOU AND YOU GIVE ME WATCHMEN

LIKE EXPECTING A PENNY AND FINDING A $20 BILL

=O

='D

Once again, you never cease to brighten my day.

And then you kill the euphoria. ಠ_ಠ

You also never fail to live up to my general expectations of you.

Oh well. I take it the Touhou Hijack was a waste then, huh.

Mother Mary is that the time? I'm going to bed. May your days continue to be pleasant and fruitful.

Referencing Gurren Lagann and starting a Choo-Choo or Atchoo or Coo-Coo highjack or whatever the hell it is won't make me close a thread, it'll make me yawn and simply hope that some people would get the damn clue that 1) everyone else moved on (like I always said they would) and 2) no one (other than the handful of fans about that damn thing) cares about it and the rest of the population doesn't WANT to care about it either.

Posting a Monty Python flick, however, is just plain AWESOME.

Cheer up Devcon.

HIS NAME'S BRAK!

That's what makes Devcon great.

I would have gone with Broho, Yoyo, or Hotou.






How about both?

see my problem is I got tired of the monty python AND the crap our darling princess attempts to spoon feed us.

so all I have is a wish to asphyxiate erotically.

what a sick, empty life.

(ps. anyone wanna get strangled?)

Sorry baby, but stangling's not my thing. I prefer a more exciting method of death.

as if I'd ever touch you.

Nor do I want you to touch me. I don't know where your hands have been or when you last washed them.

Oh I know where his hands have been.

That's what worries me even more.

well either way your acne riddled neck is not going to be touched.

It's only acne-riddled because I had the horrific image of your greasy disgusting hands encompassing it.