Don't you derogate or deride! You're in my world now, not your world... And I've got friends on the other side...

"He's got friends on the other siiiiiide..."

That's an echo, gentlemen, just a little something we have here in Louisiana, a little parlor trick, don't worry!

Sit down at my table, put your mind at ease! If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please... I can read your future, I can change it 'round some, too! I look deep into your heart and soul - You do have a soul, don't you Lawrence? Make your wildest dreams come true! I got voodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I ain't even tried! And I got friends on the other side.

"He's got friends on the other side."

The cards, the cards, the cards will tell... past and present and future as well! The cards, the cards... Just take three. Take a little trip into your future with me! Now you young man, are from across the sea... You come from two long lines of royalty...

I'm a royal myself on my mother's side.

Your lifestyle's high! But your funds are low... You need to marry a little honey who's daddy got dough!

Mom and dad cut you off, huh playboy?

"Eh, sad but true."

Now, you're gonna get hitched, but hitchin tes you down! You just wanna be free, hop from place to place! But freedom takes green...

It's the green it's the green it's the green you need! And when I looked into your future it's the green that I seen! On you, little man, I don't wanna waste much time! You been pushed 'round all your life! You been pushed 'round by your mother and your sister and your brother... And if you was married, you'd be pushed 'round by your wife. But in your future the you I see is exactly the man you always wanted to be!

Shake my hand... Come on boys. Won't you shake... A poor sinner's hand... Yeeeees...

Are you ready?!

"Are you ready?!"

Are you ready?!

Transformation central!

"Transformation central!"

Reformation central!

"Reformation central!"

Transmogrification central!

Can you feel it?! You're changing, you're changing, you're changing alright! I hope your satisfied... But if you ain't, don't blame me! Blame my friends on the other siiiiiide! HA HA HA HA HA HA!

"You got what you wanted..." "But you lost what you had!"

Okay, now you guys post a villain song. Hehehehehe...

Villains are awesome because even if you're a woman, they'll still respect you if you have the skill and resources to stand on your own. Heroes, OTOH, are insecure man-children who think women should be helpless little damsels who need men to do everything for them and therefore, should do everything a man tells them to, so that way the so-called Heroes can force any woman to have sex with them.

I'm not sure if any of the villains I like have songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6

@Hornet: I reject your reality, and subsititute the real one


The url's got a malformed video ID thar.

MF Doom is my kind of villain.

well look how long it took TV tropes to expose itself un-flatteringly again.

It's okay, we're all tropers here.

I feel suffocated, and as if my breath is shortening.

No, villains only act that way towards women who are damsels in distress. When dealing with a woman who happens to be a villain too, they'll treat her as an equal so long as she has the skills and resources needed to earn her equality(unless the villain is a total psycho who just wants to slaughter everyone, of course, but even then that's not guaranteed when you consider that the Red Lanterns, for example, have females in their rank who are still treated as equals).

Don't worry guys it's alright that Madvillain is better than any other possible option.

Lex Luthor was perfectly willing to sacrifice that sorceror lady in JLU to bring back Brainiac. I wouldn't call that equal treatment.

Few people can really consider themselves Lex Luthor's equal, if any.

Except for, y'know, powerful sorceress

It's the Looking For Group "Slaughter Your World". Might be a bit too bloody for this board anyway. Also, I'll have to think about what villain song I like best.

I've always liked Frollo's part of "Heaven's Light/Hellfire" from Hunchback:

"Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti" (I confess to God almighty)
"Beatae Mariae semper Virgini" (To blessed Mary ever Virgin)
"Beato Michaeli archangelo" (To the blessed archangel Michael)
"Sanctis apostolis" (To the holy apostles)
"omnibus sanctis" (To all the saints)

Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud

"Et tibi pater" (And to you, Father)

Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak
licentious crowd

"Quia peccavi nimis" (That I have sinned)

Then tell me, Maria
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smold'ring eyes still
scorch my soul

"Cogitatione" (In thought)

I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in her raven hair
Is blazing in me out of all control

"Verbo et opere" (In word and deed)

Like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin

It's not my fault
"Mea culpa" (Through my fault)
I'm not to blame
"Mea culpa" (Through my fault)
It's the gypsy girl
the witch who sent
this flame
"Mea maxima culpa" (Through my most greivous fault)
It's not my fault
"Mea culpa" (Through my fault)
If in God's plan
"Mea culpa" (Through my fault)
He made the devil
so much
Stronger than a man
"Mea maxima culpa" (Through my most greivous fault)

Protect me, Maria
Don't let this siren cast her spell
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone
Destroy Esmeralda
And let her taste the fires of hell
Or else let her be mine and mine alone

Hellfire
Dark fire
Now gypsy, it's your turn
Choose me or
Your pyre
Be mine or you will burn

"Kyrie Eleison" (Lord have mercy)
God have mercy on her
"Kyrie Eleison" (Lord have mercy)
God have mercy on me
"Kyrie Eleison" (Lord have mercy)
But she will be mine
Or she will burn!

Nothing is more villainously evil than Dr. Cube, genius mind or the song which accompanies him.

GET A LOAD OF THIS!

filing and classifying entertainment that should be enjoyed on it's own combined merits is stupid and boring.