Once upon a time, there was a tradition, in which an image was posted, and funny captions were made. Those of the Wiki continue this tradition, but it is time again for those of the Allspark to take up the mantel, and make them laugh!

Here are the rules. Every week we'll throw up an image from Transformers - from any of the various movies or tv series that have graced the Transformers brand. Your job is to come up with a caption that makes the image hilarious. The funnier the better - just don't break the board rules!

If our images aren't funny enough and you stumble upon one that absolutely deserved to be mocked, don't hesitate, throw it up! The more the merrier! We'll just pop in from time to time to make sure new images are always added.

At the end of each month, one random (IE:Stupendously hilarious) caption will be added to the last page of the Allspark Insider along with the accompanying image, and the winner will win one 10,000 BWNeo Unicrons that we have stored in the basement. Or a heartfelt thumbsup smily, whichever.

And now we begin! Take this image, and mock it!

10 seconds to Yaranaika.

So my friend. It's my understanding that you like to... hump things.

And so it was revealed that it really was the Planet Of The Apedroids.

That is the second largest transforming RC car I have ever seen.

"Chris Hansen is on vacation. Why don't you have a seat?"

"Oh, don't be like that, Santa. I'll be a good boy this year, I promise!"

"You're the dummy"
"No, you're the dummy!"
"No, you're the dummy!"
"No, YOU'RE the dummy!".....

Ohn a steek.

Simmons - Drones are hot!
Wheelie - Get this freak away from me.

"Can I go back to being one man, alone, abandoned by the country he loves? Please?"

"For the the last time, you are not Rygel!"

both are probably fail worthy but here's part 2 of my weird thought process



that second bubble is horrible...

"That is the second cuteist butt I have ever seen."

Giving love to obscure in-jokes:

(That's Wheelie, isn't it?)

Wheelie: "Yo, check out my new Pretender shell! Sure, it's ugly as slag, but it can match any expression I make!"

--LBD "Nytetrayn"

And so simmon's found out what he was really bidding for, much to his disappointment.

"Awwww crud...........

It's 11:58 Christmas Eve, and I forgot the stupid batteries for this thing.

My kids are gonna hate me in the morning."

"Ffff friend fffind lookkk behhind."

"So you knew my paper weight?"

also [while both are looking at Miss. Fox]

"INPUT INPUT MUST HAVE MORE INPUT..."

"... Bark'n up the wrong tree there fella, let me tell you..."

New Caption!



"I see you have six fingers on your left hand..."

I spent years trying to prove the existence of alien robots, and you HAD ONE IN YOUR TRUNK!?

Sso's has my vote thus far

"Look, Mr. Turturro. I respect you as an actor, but I will not smell your jock."

Awesome response guys! Here's another one for you!

(And I promise the next one won't be ROTF. Really. )

MUDFLAP: Ah need about tree-fiddy...

Dude:

Okay - so the two of you are twin brothers who happen to be giant robots from another planet. And you also happen to be here on Earth because your own home planet is dying. And because it's dying, evil giant robots from said planet are also coming here to chill.

Jive but I need to cut back on the drugs...

"No man, *I* am the Jar Jar Binks of RotF! "

Skids: "Yo Ramon, you ain't lookin' in the right direction, man! Even Megan Fox could do that!"

1st one.

"..Wheelie, was it you that glued that dollar to the floor?"
"Its work'n ain't it!"

"...yes yes it is."


2nd one

Mudflap -"I don't want to be your Human alliance partner, you're just lucky my contract says I have to work with you... I'm getting a restraining order when the shoots over, and I want those 'modelling' pictures off your website"

skids - "tut tut, would you gentlemen please try to retain some minute level of professionalism. We should not have broken character during the middle of the production... now kindly QUIT YOUR JIBBA JABBA FOO!"

S: Aw momma, look at those servos...

W: What'd you say?!

S: ...nuthin'...

Try and guess which one is whiter than the other two!

"I find your opinion on the taxation of the serfdom quite ungentlemanly, good sir Mudflap. Monsieur Skids can attest to that."

So.... do you pair turn into hot coeds too?

WIN

Uhh... The green one?

"Need Partz. KILL ZE LITTLE ONE!"

Skids: yo mudflap, don't touch that thing, you don't know where he's been, he might have rabies

Mudflap: ah man, you worry too much

*leo bites him*

Mudflap:Ah jive, that thing bit me

skids: warned ya, but do you listen to me? no

mudflap:i hope you die

(hopefully the next image is better, both of these weren't very inspiring)

No, the first Darrin on Bewitched was way funnier!

It's true, he was.

Skids: 'Oh Naw you didn't.'
Mudflap: 'Oh yes I did!"
Leo: "I don't care who did it, just get that stuff off my car!"\

(I'll put up a new pic tomorrowish)

Ok, so Tomorrow means 3 days. Whatever. CAPTION AWAY!

(Image shamelessly stolen from the TFWiki)

"Blast! No matter what I do, I just can't get the Pez to come out!"

It's so life like I can almo-OH GOD! MY HEAD! IT'S EATING MY HEEEEEEAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!

"There he is, my little guy. Isn't he cuuuuuute?"

"Where do you think you're going? You have to lick ALL the peanut butter!"

"Someday, my lad, this will all be yours."

"What, the curtains?"

Megatron - "I think the Rogaine is working... yes..."

The true purpose of this Dinobot clone? My new interest in Phrenology. Yeeeessssssssssssssssssss.