::opens up bar::

I wonder what's taking the Rogue Drones so long with the beer?

::looks in fridge::

Hey, endless beer! w00t!

::orders a 70" HDLED TV with surround sound, DirecTV Premium, and Sunday Night Ticket:: I don't think tec and Caboose have one of THESE! ::laughs maniacally::

heh heh heh

Who wants to see this place with no customers

so waddaya want? We have all the major and minor beer brands and all the Dr. Pepper, Tang, Tango, and Vitamin Water you could get your lips around.

Oh I know what's here, I'm the bartender. B)

*wipes counter down*

... wait, wtf did I say in the PM?

::checks::

uhhhh, it's not your shift yet. You start at 9:00PM til 12:00PM.

EDIT: thanks for wiping the granite counter.

Oops, wrong profile.

::says what Cannonball said::

Do you even have any other bartenders

You?

BTW, Here's teh schedule:

9:00AM - 12:00PM= Miss Bianca

12:00PM - 3:00PM= Mr. Cannonball

3:00PM - 9:00PM= Animated Jazz

9:00PM - 12:00AM= Miss Bianca

I try to be fair.

I see what you did there.

w00t! I have a job again!

yeah, Cannon...

So, waddaya want? Employees drink for free!

Well I get off in a few minutes. There wasn't much activity. Didn't sell a single drink. I DID hire 2 bartenders. In fact...

Aho, it's your shift.

Oh look I'm late for work. Sorry, boss...

It's okay.

one Lowenbrau please.

*hands you one*

Watch this entire topic just be us.

yeah... ::puts drink on counter after taking a sip::

I heard you're a guy.

Oh that's right, you weren't around when I joined, ahahahaaaa... yeah.

LIES I TELL YOU

Maybe you need a drink yourself.

Listen, ever think when I'm online, Jazz isn't? And when he's online, I'm not? Creepy. ::drinks::

*starts doing inventory* Absolutely eerie.

Yeah. The same with you and yukkuri.

o_O

That is creepy.

And Devcon and Devcon's nuke

That's because there isn't ebough room for Devcon and his nuke.

::walks in::

One daiquiri, please.

*mixes and hands you one*

And here we go, proving Mr. Cannonball wrong - Devcon and his nuke are here together.

About me not being at the same place as my nuke at once...

Sorry to burst your bubble.

Behold.



As for "Serving the Beast Mayhem Area since 2000!"... Wouldn't that be Tec's Bar?

Oh jive.

::chugs drink::

Damn, Devcon beat me to posting the screen.

I used to have another profile but I forgot the password and never asked for it.

This sounds like some fraudulent front of the damned prohibitionists.

mr polk u mad

Would you like a drink?

I wonder who's alt THAT is?

::opens bar::

::does inventory::

Whoa I got an issue with the way you've done shifts, little man.

21:00 - 00:00 is fine but 9:00 - 12:00 isn't cause I'm usually sleeping.

Oh... sorry.

I'll find someone else for the morning.

Hey Animated Jazz? Why don't you and Miss Bianca run off and get married? It seems like the two of you are always on together.

I'm already "married" to Heather Prime.

Besides, Aho's a guy. You think I'm gay or something?

He used to be a guy but now he's a female mouse with furry undertones.

Whatever.

waddaya want? A beer?

I want to get the two of you so drunk that you end up making out and I'll take pics and post them around mayhem.

::grabs a shotgun::

geddout.

Aho, I'm married and I have a shotgun. You DO NOT wanna piss me off.

::aims at Hornet::

Now, where were we?

Hey hey hey

hey

hey

Shoot me so you can be one bartender short, I dare you.

I'm aiming at HORNET.

Give me a beer.

But I'm not tending right now.

*hands beer*

::hangs up banner that reads, "HAPPY BIRFDAY MAYHEM!!!"::

I've gotta get the Tang.

*breaks Animated Jazz's hands while taking the shot gun away from him and then bitch slaps him with it* Didn't your mother ever teach you that children shouldn't play with guns. You are one retarded kid.