I think we just killed Mayhem...

Then where are we posting?

Hell?

Is Hell supposed to be enjoyable?

Dunno. Maybe? Anyways, let get with the funeral pyre, shall we?

If this is Hell then making a pyre's pretty pointless.

I killed it. Your welcome.

::kills KSw::

Oh wait, this is Hell.

Many have tried, all have failed. For like Matt Hardy...

Ironbite-BEAST MAYHEM SHALL NOT DIE!

What he said.

Because like many other celebrities, its career comes and goes, has ups and downs.

And it probably does coke.

Mayhell Seashell.

Oh well, I guess we can blame General.....

And yet, we're in Hell.

Someone hand me some Fluffy Puff Marshmellows.

I always knew it was only a matter of time before I ended up here. You need a proper wordsmith to eulogize the place.

Oh, this should be good.

Like... you?

Hell has all the good bands.

Yeah, like The Doors, Nirvana, Bob Marley...

If Satan really wanted to piss-off God, he would turn Hell into a sinner's paradise.

Then again, one of the greatest tricks God and Satan ever played on humanity was tricking humans into thinking the two of them had a huge falling-out when in truth, Satan is still very much a loyal servant of the Almighty.

Funny, I can't find Jaws I, II, and III....

(Monty Python Meaning of Life reference....)

god you're so boring.

Thread FAILED at word 3 in the title

this isn't hell boys and girls...

No if Mayhem went to hell... Well it would mean we were merged with P&R. That would be hell... that and a smidgen of General mixed in.

I thought Beast Mayhem *was* the Allspark Hell and always has been.

I mean, stuff is allowed here that's just plain bad on the rest of the board (like off topic posting and making no sense.)

*smashes Stormrave upside the head with a flaming Stewie Griffin*

That was before they started talking about Masturbation in General....

Yes but at least in Mayhem, masturbation gets capitalized, so you know where our values lie.

Does this mean Devcon is The Satan?

Here we just call it the Mayhem Tavern.

HAYO

That thread was pretty much just Animated Jazz talking to his alt thus playing with himself thus masturbation.

Haha okay I got it

I wasn't sure where you were coming from on that one but okay

And once again I now have a reason for the Flamethrower.....

Nuclear Satan?

You can't kill Beast Mayhem any more then you can kill a box of rocks. No heart, no soul. It's the inhabitants that bring life.


Like moss and stuff.

Devcon's nuke is Satan. Devcon is simply the messenger and herald.

Messenger. Huh. I always thought the nuke was my message when I sent it someplace.

Clearly you and your nuke need to properly sort out your roles in the relationship. I suggest seeing a counselor about it. Maybe Icebreaker.

Do you mean that all the P&R threads make sense?

Off topic posting... that's a bad thing?

How's the weather outside?

Hey Devcon.... remember "The Medium is the message."

qft

Now I have to go Watch DARK STAR!!!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Star_%28film%29

Well, it's dead again.

Nice knowing y'all.

Mayhem never dies, it just gets worse and worse.

Case in point, everyone who posts in it circa twent-ten.

Old nerds, children, some regular adolescents, one lone user/abuser, and satan.
it's the old nerds and children that drive me to trees for fears.

Which am I?

Option #3, show him what he's won!