You're probably going to want to take your own life.

For this we have provided you with most humane method available to us. Included in your briefcase is a hammer, I think that's all the explanation necessary for you. Godspeed.

just remeber kids it's really the first swing that counts.

(Garry) The elevator is broken in this building...

SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO JUMP!!

When things get hairy....

...buy a razor

Dammit, I was going to say that.

There's always waxing.

or chemical straightening.

Or Lazers.

or believing in 72 virgins.

or hedgeclippers

or machetes.

He was the greatest actor the world had ever known.

I was never any good at acting.

First blood isn't nearly as important as last blood.

Doesn't really matter when it's your own blood both ways.

So, what happened now?

We learned that cutting yourself is nowhere near as satisfying as cutting someone else.

RevolGarry?